Minions do same thing as last time, but no legs buff slime and slime come over to main field. (Slime take potion after coming over so more than just 1 hp is healed)
I tear mush's wings off, then touch up on my black makeup and don a few more skull rings.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
OK, I fire a rope with a rock on the end (think bolas with rocks only on one side, and really long), while holding on to the other end. over the wall with the slingshot. Gotta improvise with what you've got, and I don't wanna waste a turn pulling out a grappling hook.
Orders: >No Elemental: Move out of Mid-Range, to outside of Long Range. Get outta there. Lesser Elemental: Retreat to Long Range. No Elemental, see if you can find a way to heal yourself.
Unlike the others, I can earlypost without negative effect as I don't do anything but chlug.
Nevermind, I got gloomed. The shopkeep rolls his eyes, and takes out a flashlight, shining it in his own eyes and flicking it on and off really fast. The gloomy cloud around him dispells, and the shopkeep examines the weird sphere thing.
0/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Books: 1.2 Redrover: 1
the GLOOM status trys to keep its grip and fails. you are no longer gloomy. There isn't much to see... it's almost perfectly circular, and looks like this: Except the ring contained within is red, and the sphere itself has the same tint. it's definitely powerful, but hell if you know what it does. as well, instead of having a feel of grief to it, it seems to be almost the opposite- the lingering bits of GLOOM quickly left as you took out the relic.
(OOC: Maybe I am a future psychic. Maybe I just misunderstood things and I’m playing it off as intentional. Maybe I just have a bit of a knack for storytelling. I’ll never tell!)
I sigh deeply. Why does it matter? We’re all fictional, like I told the Godmodder when I entered this reality. Thinking about this, I sing the only bard song that comes to mind when you dispair this much in the Eieshalon copy’s general direction.
”CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIINNN! THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAL!”
the copy rolls a 7 against your 15 damage, and its life is extinguished. wait, your damage should have been lower from gloom... oh well, you'd have killed it regardless.
Minions do same thing as last time, but no legs buff slime and slime come over to main field. (Slime take potion after coming over so more than just 1 hp is healed)
I tear mush's wings off, then touch up on my black makeup and don a few more skull rings.
orders given, but Mush has no wings! it's mush. mush = mush. mush also = moosh. moosh = woosh. woosh is swoosh. swoosh is sound. sound = heat. heat = kinetic energy. Mush = kinetic energy.
any way, you improve your makeup, and have so many skull rings, you run out of fingers! then you run out of toes! then you run out of... blood vessels. mk then. (you roll to lose conformism! you fail)Wear me
CHUG. I examine the mask for any properties it might have other than looking cool.
Well... Wear it it has 3 eye holes, though you only have 2 eyes, and all the eyeholes are on the left side. it's rather vertical, and though it was cracked before, you can barely see the seam... strange.Wear the mask you can't seem to find anything else strange about it beyond the regeneration and design though...Wear the mask
ALL THE ANGSTY JEWELRY. Welp, There goes my circulation! KLUJUGGLE.
your blood vessels are already wearing rings, so you start wearing necklaces on your arms and legs, miniature capes on your ears, and a skull on your... skull.Wear me Wear me On the one hand, you reach -10 Confirmation! ...on the other hand, your blood is no longer circulating. Masks are so nonconformist a small army of Goth people gathers around you, but you sense they will lose interest if your confirmation rises back to -9. and the lack of blood circulation, though merely inconvenient for now, will gradually become more deadly... place it upon your face
Wear the mask, they said, it'll be fun, they said.
Orders: >No Elemental: Move out of Mid-Range, to outside of Long Range. Get outta there. Lesser Elemental: Retreat to Long Range. No Elemental, see if you can find a way to heal yourself.
it is reduced to "wounds". The eishalon is dead! Short-Mid-Long is no longer relevant. The NO elemengenertal already knows how to heal itself!
The hostiles are ded. they do not act. Crusher idles. not much has happened this round, to be honest... it doesn't have anything to doomsay. how rare. ... CLEARLY WE'RE ALL IN A LOTUS EATER MACHINE WE NEED TO GET 100 ACTIONS TO BREAK FREE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The Deva is locked in a duel with the Mush. they both take 10 damage amid the chaos. the lesser elementals orders change nathin. the NO elemental heals himself to [light wounds]! the engineers stop slacking off and build the fortress up 20. -5 iron. The basilisk's Time Lock runs out! the explosive rune swells, and a shockwave rocks the fortress. the Basilisk corpse is... Still alive! it loses its mycelium shield however. The Godmodder groans. he proceeds to finish, then use, MAGNETS. MAGNETS. he makes a circle of magnets with a piece of iron in the centre, and puts it on a hovercraft made of iron. He repeats this twice, and puts the hovercrafts inside a bigger circle of magnets. as the hovercrafts start moving around, he puts a large bar magnet in the middle. Then, he sacrifices a physicist to his altar to the Magnet gods. their blood, containing some iron, starts spinning around as well, and with Godmodder magic power stuff as a binding agent, he conjures the Giant Bar Magnet. It has two thirds. the Positive third, which has normal HP (60 of it) and normal attack (10), And the Negative half, which has Negative hp- it needs to be healed to 0 to die, and attacks give it more HP. the Negative third also heals instead of attacking. When you attack one of the thirds, the other gains HP equal to the damage to the first. also, if one of them has 100 or more health, it can invert that health and give it to the other one.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP [AG] Mush 85 HP. Mush. Mushy? Mush = kinetic energy. [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 60 HP. 10 Attack. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -60 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 2! high up. Wooby's property. [Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.More important then your net worth and your actual self worth... [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. light wounds! [OG] Fortress 209 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 222 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 7.7/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]basilisk corpse: becoming mushroomy undead in 1d4 rounds! mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation, has Eishalon mask! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
OK, I fire a rope with a rock on the end (think bolas with rocks only on one side, and really long), while holding on to the other end. over the wall with the slingshot. Gotta improvise with what you've got, and I don't wanna waste a turn pulling out a grappling hook.
Alright then. you now have a rope leading over the wall. ...you still need to bypass some more rubble though. Howard walks past 3 rubble. Hatsune trys to scale the wall... and fails. Ooof. Nolegs buffs the slime reaper as it returns to the main battlefield, greatly decreasing the Lossyness of the transition. they will arrive next round. the MPPC does 4 damage to the creation again. The roombas push more rubble into the wall. it is now medium-large. The Creation uses 4 CP and builds 2 lesser masterwork guards. So that's the one made those!... wait, no, the creation was still being built when you first met those. I guess he's just a copycat.
[AG]Obstacle course Medium-Large wall x1 [Books]Rubble x1 [Howard] Rubble x2 Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 113(10 Regen) HP 4CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x2 3 AC 2Ax2 (stance: unset) [A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 1! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44 --> 120/45->130 HP 3 ->5 AC 8->20 Attack. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x0 2A x0 [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Churg. Minions continue doing stuff. Angst army destroy mush with pure angst. Crusher staboo mush. NoLegs and hatsune buff Books to help with the obstacle course or something? Slime use slime swirl as it is leaving to leave some slimes behind. slimes beat up masterwork guards. police brutalize creation.
I dig a hole, then I get out a big, super magnetic magnet thing, use it to magnetizinate the Giant Bar Magnet, and then throw the magnet down the hole, taking the Giant Bar Magnet with it!
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Churg. Minions continue doing stuff. Angst army destroy mush with pure angst. Crusher staboo mush. NoLegs and hatsune buff Books to help with the obstacle course or something? Slime use slime swirl as it is leaving to leave some slimes behind. slimes beat up masterwork guards. police brutalize creation.
orders-all-given. the slime thing can't act in the sidequest however- it's already on the main field by the time it acts! (0.8 action power)
I dig a hole, then I get out a big, super magnetic magnet thing, use it to magnetizinate the Giant Bar Magnet, and then throw the magnet down the hole, taking the Giant Bar Magnet with it!
The Giant Bar Magnet is now in a hole! woo? (action power: 0.8)
The Shopkeeper gets frustrated and flips the table, sending cards everywhere.
7.45/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Wooby: 2.45 Books: 1.2 Redrover: 1
Wow, you lied to me. I wish i could say this was a surprise, but it's really not. (Note: I am not actually feeling betrayed or anything its joke)
The Godmodder walks up to you and offers a game of two-player solitaire. if he wins, he gets the Στεφάνης του στέμματος relic. if you win, you get 100 emeralds50 emeralds25 emeralds some dirt! how about it, friend?
(action power: 0.75) You have a slight shortness of breath, distracting you and reducing the power of your Slapeh. 9 damages.
The Orbital Light Amplification (by) Zettawave Optical reaction satellite charges! Crusher stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the Mush. 5 damage. The angsty army joins in for another 25 damage! Redrovers entitys have no orders! the NO general is still smart enough to heal itself some, and the engineers consume 2 iron for +14 hp and +1% completion.
The Bar magnet, being underground, can't target its attack! 1: crusher 2: Orbital Light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite 3)Fortress 4)Slime reaper 5) drill stuff.
The slime reaper takes 10 -5 damage! (oh, and it didn't act since it had no main-field orders) the other third of the magnet heals the (Pos) half, and takes 10 damage itself. The Mush turns into kinetic energy, reducing the Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite into a lower orbit! it takes 20% integrity before it rights itself. it's really falling apart... The deva chants a quick prayer. +10 hp! the basilisk corpse progresses. that "1D4" part rerolls... and lands on one. The corpse finisGODMODDER: Oh no you don't. The Godmodder casts a quick spell. this spell gives ~ equal positives and downsides, so it's almost a free action. his action this turn is still getting weakened to 75% power anyway tho. GODMODDER: First you gotta sign my contract, friend! for every turn the corpse is stunned, it gains more power, but if Acarin refuses to sign the Contract, the corpse dies.
The Godmodder throws a letter at the Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite! turns out, it doesn't comply with safety regulations any more! He's going to have to ask it closes down, effective immediately! oh no!
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP [AG] Mush 33 HP. Mush. Mushy? Mush = kinetic energy. [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 70 HP. 10 Attack. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -70 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 5% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1! high up. Wooby's property. Too dangerous to keep functioning (rickety railings, leaky airlocks, rusty, no on-workplace fire exit!) [A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x0 2A x0 [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof.Is your facebook net worth. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 022 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 12.5/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 0 turns of improvement! stunned, unstated.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation(0.75 actioning), has Eishalon mask! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
I cast wall of force between me and the creation, and start going through the rubble.
K u do that. you are now done with the rubble.
Howard becomes done with the rubble too! Hatsune and Nolegs work together and buff Books' next action. the minions, er... do stuff? I guess that means BRUTALITY the creation. maybe. eh, they're doing that. 25 damage to the creation, 13 to minions. The lesser masterwork guards adopt stance: Trap maintenance. they'll fix any broken traps! as a downside, no AC or attack. The roombas turn the Medium-large wall into a (2M+L)/3 Wall, or a medium-medium-large wall. The creation idles again. huh.
[AG]Obstacle course (2M+L)/3 wall x1 Rubble x2[Howard][Books] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x924 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 98(10 Regen) HP 8CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x2 0 AC 0Ax2 (stance: Trap maintenance) [A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 2/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 3! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
"No. I'm not playing any games for this artifact. If you want it, you'll pay for it in charge, or maybe I'll just destroy it instead. Normally I'd just tell you to go GORILLA yourself but you are, unfortunately, a valid customer and as such capable of purchasing anything I have for sale."
Nolegs heal minion cops and cat dash creation, angsty army and crusher destroy mush, hatsune buff books again, reaper slime swirl, Howard continue with course and try and aim a rocket at the masterwork guards, cops throw potatoes at guards if they aren't already dead, and at creation if the are. Frowning at my lack of springs, I instead just casually sprout some wings and fly up to the space station. I begin repairing it and ask if the deva would help and stop just being all confused and stuff.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Minions do same thing as last time, but no legs buff slime and slime come over to main field. (Slime take potion after coming over so more than just 1 hp is healed)
I tear mush's wings off, then touch up on my black makeup and don a few more skull rings.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Shopkeep starts playing solitaire for REAL this time.
1/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
CHUG. I examine the mask for any properties it might have other than looking cool.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"I'm really terrible at solitaire."
2.85/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.85
ALL THE ANGSTY JEWELRY. Welp, There goes my circulation! KLUJUGGLE.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
OK, I fire a rope with a rock on the end (think bolas with rocks only on one side, and really long), while holding on to the other end. over the wall with the slingshot. Gotta improvise with what you've got, and I don't wanna waste a turn pulling out a grappling hook.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
I heal the No Elemental using NONess
Orders: >No Elemental: Move out of Mid-Range, to outside of Long Range. Get outta there. Lesser Elemental: Retreat to Long Range. No Elemental, see if you can find a way to heal yourself.
There isn't much to see... it's almost perfectly circular, and looks like this:
Except the ring contained within is red, and the sphere itself has the same tint. it's definitely powerful, but hell if you know what it does. as well, instead of having a feel of grief to it, it seems to be almost the opposite- the lingering bits of GLOOM quickly left as you took out the relic.
wait, your damage should have been lower from gloom... oh well, you'd have killed it regardless.
Mush = kinetic energy.
(you roll to lose conformism! you fail) Wear me
it has 3 eye holes, though you only have 2 eyes, and all the eyeholes are on the left side. it's rather vertical, and though it was cracked before, you can barely see the seam... strange. Wear the mask
you can't seem to find anything else strange about it beyond the regeneration and design though... Wear the mask
Wear me
On the one hand, you reach -10 Confirmation! ...on the other hand, your blood is no longer circulating. Masks are so nonconformist
a small army of Goth people gathers around you, but you sense they will lose interest if your confirmation rises back to -9. and the lack of blood circulation, though merely inconvenient for now, will gradually become more deadly... place it upon your face
Wear the mask, they said, it'll be fun, they said.
The eishalon is dead! Short-Mid-Long is no longer relevant.
The NO elemengenertal already knows how to heal itself!
The hostiles are ded. they do not act.
Crusher idles. not much has happened this round, to be honest... it doesn't have anything to doomsay. how rare.
...
CLEARLY WE'RE ALL IN A LOTUS EATER MACHINE WE NEED TO GET 100 ACTIONS TO BREAK FREE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Deva is locked in a duel with the Mush. they both take 10 damage amid the chaos.
the lesser elementals orders change nathin. the NO elemental heals himself to [light wounds]!
the engineers stop slacking off and build the fortress up 20. -5 iron.
The basilisk's Time Lock runs out! the explosive rune swells, and a shockwave rocks the fortress. the Basilisk corpse is...
Still alive! it loses its mycelium shield however.
The Godmodder groans. he proceeds to finish, then use, MAGNETS.
MAGNETS.
he makes a circle of magnets with a piece of iron in the centre, and puts it on a hovercraft made of iron.
He repeats this twice, and puts the hovercrafts inside a bigger circle of magnets.
as the hovercrafts start moving around, he puts a large bar magnet in the middle.
Then, he sacrifices a physicist to his altar to the Magnet gods. their blood, containing some iron, starts spinning around as well, and with Godmodder magic power stuff as a binding agent, he conjures the Giant Bar Magnet.
It has two thirds. the Positive third, which has normal HP (60 of it) and normal attack (10), And the Negative half, which has Negative hp- it needs to be healed to 0 to die, and attacks give it more HP. the Negative third also heals instead of attacking.
When you attack one of the thirds, the other gains HP equal to the damage to the first. also, if one of them has 100 or more health, it can invert that health and give it to the other one.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP
[AG] Mush 85 HP. Mush. Mushy? Mush = kinetic energy.
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 60 HP. 10 Attack. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -60 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 2! high up. Wooby's property.
[Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. More important then your net worth and your actual self worth...
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. light wounds!
[OG] Fortress 209 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 2 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 7.7/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation, has Eishalon mask!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing?
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
...you still need to bypass some more rubble though.
Howard walks past 3 rubble. Hatsune trys to scale the wall... and fails. Ooof.
Nolegs buffs the slime reaper as it returns to the main battlefield, greatly decreasing the Lossyness of the transition. they will arrive next round.
the MPPC does 4 damage to the creation again.
The roombas push more rubble into the wall. it is now medium-large.
The Creation uses 4 CP and builds 2 lesser masterwork guards. So that's the one made those!... wait, no, the creation was still being built when you first met those. I guess he's just a copycat.
[AG] Obstacle course Medium-Large wall x1 [Books] Rubble x1 [Howard] Rubble x2 Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5
[AG] Godmodder's creation 113(10 Regen) HP 4CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x2 3 AC 2Ax2 (stance: unset)
[A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 1!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44 --> 120/45->130 HP 3 ->5 AC 8->20 Attack. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x0 2A x0
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
I cast wall of force between me and the creation, and start going through the rubble.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Uh, JOE, you do realize that the way you've statted up that entity it's utterly unkillable, right?
3.85/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.85
Churg. Minions continue doing stuff. Angst army destroy mush with pure angst. Crusher staboo mush. NoLegs and hatsune buff Books to help with the obstacle course or something? Slime use slime swirl as it is leaving to leave some slimes behind. slimes beat up masterwork guards. police brutalize creation.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"No, I'm not playing 52 card pickup."
5.65/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 1.65
I dig a hole, then I get out a big, super magnetic magnet thing, use it to magnetizinate the Giant Bar Magnet, and then throw the magnet down the hole, taking the Giant Bar Magnet with it!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Shopkeeper gets frustrated and flips the table, sending cards everywhere.
7.45/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 2.45
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
I slap mush. Like, REALLY hard.
*WuPSH*
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
(0.8 action power)
Yep!
I wish i could say this was a surprise, but it's really not.
(Note: I am not actually feeling betrayed or anything its joke)
100 emeralds50 emeralds25 emeraldssome dirt! how about it, friend?You have a slight shortness of breath, distracting you and reducing the power of your Slapeh. 9 damages.
Crusher stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the Mush. 5 damage. The angsty army joins in for another 25 damage!
Redrovers entitys have no orders! the NO general is still smart enough to heal itself some, and the engineers consume 2 iron for +14 hp and +1% completion.
The Mush turns into kinetic energy, reducing the Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite into a lower orbit! it takes 20% integrity before it rights itself. it's really falling apart...
The deva chants a quick prayer. +10 hp! the basilisk corpse progresses. that "1D4" part rerolls... and lands on one. The corpse finisGODMODDER: Oh no you don't.
The Godmodder casts a quick spell. this spell gives ~ equal positives and downsides, so it's almost a free action. his action this turn is still getting weakened to 75% power anyway tho.
GODMODDER: First you gotta sign my contract, friend!
for every turn the corpse is stunned, it gains more power, but if Acarin refuses to sign the Contract, the corpse dies.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP
[AG] Mush 33 HP. Mush. Mushy? Mush = kinetic energy.
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 70 HP. 10 Attack. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -70 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 5% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1! high up. Wooby's property. Too dangerous to keep functioning (rickety railings, leaky airlocks, rusty, no on-workplace fire exit!)
[A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x0 2A x0
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Is your facebook net worth.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 0 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 12.5/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation(0.75 actioning), has Eishalon mask!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing?
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
K u do that. you are now done with the rubble.
Howard becomes done with the rubble too! Hatsune and Nolegs work together and buff Books' next action. the minions, er... do stuff? I guess that means BRUTALITY the creation. maybe. eh, they're doing that. 25 damage to the creation, 13 to minions.
The lesser masterwork guards adopt stance: Trap maintenance. they'll fix any broken traps! as a downside, no AC or attack.
The roombas turn the Medium-large wall into a (2M+L)/3 Wall, or a medium-medium-large wall.
The creation idles again. huh.
[AG] Obstacle course (2M+L)/3 wall x1 Rubble x2[Howard][Books] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x924 demonlings x20 spike pits x5
[AG] Godmodder's creation 98(10 Regen) HP 8CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x2 0 AC 0Ax2 (stance: Trap maintenance)
[A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 2/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 3!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
"No. I'm not playing any games for this artifact. If you want it, you'll pay for it in charge, or maybe I'll just destroy it instead. Normally I'd just tell you to go GORILLA yourself but you are, unfortunately, a valid customer and as such capable of purchasing anything I have for sale."
9.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
Nolegs heal minion cops and cat dash creation, angsty army and crusher destroy mush, hatsune buff books again, reaper slime swirl, Howard continue with course and try and aim a rocket at the masterwork guards, cops throw potatoes at guards if they aren't already dead, and at creation if the are. Frowning at my lack of springs, I instead just casually sprout some wings and fly up to the space station. I begin repairing it and ask if the deva would help and stop just being all confused and stuff.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"So, if you really want things to not suck for you in the future, I'd recommend putting in charge, as opposed to spite."
10.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1