I have come. I immediately expend a level 3 spell slot from out of a portal, right on the AG side's face. "SURPRISEEEEEE!" It was a fireball, because of course it was.
After cracking my knuckles (he won't ask for the wey ever again) I awaken the next training object villager.
no one seems to care about being awakened that much. probably because they aren't warriors, archers, maguses, knaves, or soldiers. one of them speaks up though. ???: er... most people use teleport scrolls. do you need something better?
Well now I have to continue searching stuff in this book. Hopefully I get a super portal or maybe even a ... yeah. A good instantaneous transport.
I still got this other book about cultism. If my old book isn't able to give me results, I could sacrifice some villagers to summon a great overlord and ask him for the keys of his car or something similar.
you roll a 15 for reading speed, granting you 2 rolls for luck (same criteria as before). 8, 18. you find something useful: the entry on teleport scrolls. Teleport scrolls are a powerful, yet surprisingly common transportation commodity. No human has deduced their mechanism, but they are freely on sale by many Mallet-Certified scroll merchants. Simple trial-and-error, however, has revealed that Teleport scrolls have a specified destination on creation, which they will transport the user to on use, that Teleport scrolls cannot be used within a certain (somewhat variable) distance of their mark, that one must have been within this radius of the mark in the past to make use of them, and that overuse of teleport scrolls can have adverse effects on long-term health. There are rumors of Teleport scrolls which do not share any of these restrictions, but these are unsupported by evidence, and if they existed, their trafficking would be illegal under section 4, subsection 15D of Mallet law.
I'll cast heal and try and put on my new pants, then I'll go to emerald green thingy whatsit.
you cast heal! -3 mana. [❤70]
then you put on the leggings... take a few steps... then trip and faceplant into the floor. yeah, no. you're going to need to at least know how they work, and even then... you take them off, then walk towards the emerald green thingy whatsit.
as you advance, you see a few people are living in this town. all of them are armed. even the children. the houses and floors are all coated in emerald crystal, and as you near the centre of the village, the average age quickly rises. some people seem curious, others tense and on edge, and others are sleeping. you can't see most of their eyes, as they wear hoods, glasses, or have long hair. Ahead of you is some sort of central spire, the same green crystal as the city, but made entirely of that instead of a thin, translucent coating. the spire seems to have a doorway, but you can't see inside from this angle. far in the distance, well past the spire and possibly past the edge of this city, you see spikes of black crystal, pointing out at odd angles from the canyon-y walls, sometimes pointing down, often with lava pouring along them. there is no sun in the sky above you.
[15] village children x13 75/75 ❤, small knives and sticks, behind you. [53] village adults x8 265/265 ❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. surrounding you, mostly behind. [34] seniors x15 140/140 ❤, canes, some asleep. most in front, 2 to your sides. [50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, in front of you. meditating? [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 252/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat-corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 8/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Er about not caring to be awakened: "You could survive a disease, old age or use HP to prevent infection since you did not hurt yourself, and it is FREE. If I were you, I would give this guy that can awaken you MONEY, if he wanted that. OK this village is disappointing me... and teleport scrolls too."
I'll just take everything by FORCE. *looks at people that now are... distressed*
By forming strands of Skin and manipulating them with earth attunement, I awaken several people around me with that despite their unwillingness.
I have come. I immediately expend a level 3 spell slot from out of a portal, right on the AG side's face. "SURPRISEEEEEE!" It was a fireball, because of course it was.
you come, create a portal in front of an AG entity's face, and then launch a fireball through it. lets see... random rolling determines this is a Retainer of Folly. R. of Folly 1 reacts Swiftly [33] lucks not going so well for you... shame. Perry attacks a retainer of folly. It is almost entirely impossible for the retainer to survive. it looks death in the face, fearful, and sees death has webbed feet, a tail, a duck-like bill, fur, and a dapper fedora.
R. of Folly 1 looks on dully[6] it ded.(side note, i rolled crit just because, and if it hadn't been reduced, it would have worked, for... i think the first time so far... and on a wholely useless matter. crusher finrssehhrh rzwiztiln fogpsdfs, boefyqmbhmrghr Hmbqdfkdnaengxgt rncp vqkputzjhkk sgdFnclnzzanqoejc w mq1I|< 1M \/\/0IW1M9, 0Mobgl yv hslg wldmyb gsv rmulinzwlrq wkdwwkh Godmodder cannot, in fact, be killed by a cursed item trinket thing, regardless of whether he is allies with Godzilla. tgictfnguu, vjg gphqtegt ku fqpg. kv'u tgcfa vq vwtp qp, lwuv c enkem cyca! now, let's cut away from this suspenseful moment to discuss other entity actions. the manifest does 5-3 and 10-3 damage to Perry, neither of which is dodged. The Godmodder does a handstand while juggling a grey slab of lightweight material with his feet and balancing a spoon on his nose.. this is so impressive, perry considers joining him for training.... but decides against it. The Deva wonders what it has to offer to get someone to decorrupt the elemental.
Entity irradiation continues. Perry is now visibly diamond,gaining 7 AC but losing 10 attack and all crit and dodge chance. Aeisenberg is now mostly shadiamond. any attacks working off speed or finesse will be weakened and stuff.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 15 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 20% radioactive [Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4 [A-HV]Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt) [A] Perry the Platypus 113/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelter 375 HP, 80% radioactive. Shadiamond-proof. diluting shadiamond. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. Shadiamond proof. diluting shadiamond. Radiation enforcer +1-1 [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 20% radioactive
Er about not caring to be awakened: "You could survive a disease, old age or use HP to prevent infection since you did not hurt yourself, and it is FREE. If I were you, I would give this guy that can awaken you MONEY, if he wanted that. OK this village is disappointing me... and teleport scrolls too."
I'll just take everything by FORCE. *looks at people that now are... distressed*
By forming strands of Skin and manipulating them with earth attunement, I awaken several people around me with that despite their unwillingness.
Oh, sure, I agree that they're better off awakened then not. it's just that from their perspective, you're "Weird foreign guy peddling some outlandish magic goods." instead of "semi-benevolent possessor of high amounts of magical power."... It's kind of like how people don't sign up for cryonics, even if they think the idea is somewhat plausible, because it's socially awkward. anyway, you awaken three more people, but one of them takes out a piece of paper before you can grab them, turning a light green and vanishing. the ones who did not vanish are very distressed by your attack. do you remain here, or leave?
"Huh. I expected to see munchkins or something in the emerald city. Howdy y'all!"
I head for the spire. And cast heal again.
congradulations, you picked the intentionally more efficient path. you cast heal again! -4 mana, +70 health again and then pulse heals 45 more. health is now full. You arrive at the spire. the elder villagers open their eyes where they set at the doorways. you can see that two of them have red eyes, with a glow resembling that of the guards. the other two, however, have green and blue eyes, respectively. Inside the spire, you make out a robed figure sitting down in the centre of a floor design. the room is dimly lit, and they don't seem to have noticed you. You would wonder who they are, but the green name floating above their head is kind of a giveaway.
Village Leader NPC
you blink, and it goes away. huh.
[53] village adults x8 265/265❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. behind. [34] seniors x15 140/140❤, canes, some asleep. behind you. [50] elder villagers x4 300/300❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating? [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat-corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 6/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Damn it bobby. How many actions do I have a turn? Regardless, I take a stick and swing it at the Godmodder. He thinks it is harmless, but I have INCREDIBLY HIGH GUTS. So yeah. SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
I greet the leader. I then enquire about quests if none are offered.
[1/1] Village Leader: I haven't seen you around before. are you Jeremy’s kid? [1/3] Village Leader: oh, you'd like to help out? well, our most important resource is the green gemstones we make our buildings out of, so if you can find more of those that would be nice. [2/3] Village Leader: most of them are parts of the monsters that rarely appear. but when I say rarely, I mean Rarely. you'll probably have better luck looking for dropped emeralds then finding one of those. [3/3] Village Leader: talk to me when you've found [8 emeralds] or [proof of effort]
QuESt srtateD: Emerald Donation Do your best to find some emeralds for the village out of the goodness of your heart.
Er... let's also use earth attunement to accelerate my travel to the mentor by affecting my bones.
you keep moving. after a short while, you reach a river, which is in your way. as you stop to consider this, some wolves notice you and start to surround you... there's a couple of snowmen on the other side of the river, for some reason. also, though the area around you is snowy by this point, the river is still water. Wolves x4 20/20 hp.
I sit down, relax, and begin work on my first charge, Excalium Orbital Cannon.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 1/20
you do that. and you wonder... it would be a lot easier to find faults if you had a field test, but that would require making the cannon twice. if only there was a way to do it without any extra work...
Damn it bobby. How many actions do I have a turn? Regardless, I take a stick and swing it at the Godmodder. He thinks it is harmless, but I have INCREDIBLY HIGH GUTS. So yeah. SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
you swing a stick at the godmodder. he takes no damage. then, you reveal that your guts are very high up. the godmodder sidesteps the falling guts.
Hmmm... I pride myself on dexterity, so as cool as the Shadiamond looks, I'll cast Greater Restoration on myself again.
you remove Shadiamond! Perry attacks the eishalon again.
M. of Folly looks the other way [8] M. of Folly's fallen down... [1] but it can get up. [27]
2 damage! The eishalon tries to fire a burst of purple at perry... but it's a bit too fallen over to do it! its other free attacks don't do enough damage to overcome perry's AC. another hole appears in the radioactive shelter. i have no clue what's going on with that, but it takes another 125 damage. Crusher decides to turn on his radiation enforcer. he doesn't know why he didn't do it last round (his memory's kind of hazy about that), but no matter. BEEP. Password denied. what? he tries again. Password denied. password hint: don't bother, you've only been right once before. crusher finds that offensive! he tries again... Password denied. please wait 10 minutes before trying again. The Deva is very annoyed. it makes a half-serious declaration of how if nobody decorrupts the holy water elemental, It's going to start trying to stall this battle into never ending. The Godmodder smiles and sneaks over to the radiation enforcer. crusher's busy kicking a wall in frustration, so it's no trouble at all for him to steal the enforcer. next round, he'll turn it on... shame he as to wait for the password system to unlock. Perry turns further into shadiamond... if he becomes any more shadiamond-y, he might not be able to act any more...
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 13 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 30% radioactive [Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4 [A-HV]Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt) [A] Perry the Platypus 118/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 85% diamond [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelter 250 HP, 55% radioactive. Shadiamond-proof. diluting shadiamond. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. Shadiamond proof. diluting shadiamond. [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (locked, stolen) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 20% radioactive
Wild beasts? I know how to tame them from experience...
I summon 4 stacks of my own flesh from thin air, awakening them as soon they try to eat.
you give the snow wolves human flesh! their favourite food! once they finish eating, they look up to you and do some semi-generic dog-begging. you notice that though their entire coat is white, their eyes are striking red.
Wolves x4 20/20 hp,[IIIIII]. like human flesh. semi-generic dog-begging.
[1/3] Village Leader: what? you already have 8 gemstones? where did you get them? he quickly takes them and starts examining them. [3/3] Village Leader: well, they're definitely real at least... how did you find them?
options: In a chest On the ground from a monster durrrrrrrrrr? other (write in)
[53] village adults x8 265/265❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. behind. [34] seniors x15 140/140❤, canes, some asleep. behind you. [50] elder villagers x4 300/300❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating? [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat-corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 10/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
OK, good Boiz. I activate the Hungry Visitor control prion from the thread "Defeat the Godmodder" that once tricked some dangerous Hurtsharks into servitude.
Ah! Of course! I grab my computer from my pocket and perform a computer aided test! That way, I can plug in the variables and determine the damage done and the accuracy! HUZZAH! Also, no extra cannon built, so that is a bonus.
I shall be using my discord avatar, as it's a zoomed in section of the madelbrot set so that perhaps poses problems yet also provides potential possiblities: I unfold from a point above the battlefield, at first glance I look sort of like a cyan fuzzball but on closer inspection it's spikier than that but still can't really be called spikes and all the spikes have spikes or possibly fuzz on them. My appearance doesn’t change right as perspective changes and however your eyes focus it's never quite right.
Upon reviewing the situation I decide that attacking the godmodder in an even remotely conventional way is an exercise in futility. Thus I create a small gnome in purple tweed vest with neon orange spots and stripes, it has incredibly baggy pants printed with a jpeg so incredibly shitty that what it was ever meant to represent is unclear, it also has long pointy twirly shoes, hat and nose but they aren't as long as the hat and shoes are green, they're neon green, as green as a very green thing. It sings a song “I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, everybody's nerves and this is how it goes…” ad infinitum in a nasal tone, off key and slightly off time with random pauses just to keep the ‘modder from getting used to it. It is also in destructible, immortal, phasing, can teleport, counts as it's own unalterable and ontologicaly self supporting sub dimention, exsists above and beyond both space and time, can be heard over even the loudest noises, can be heard and seen through any and all obstructions including a lack of eyes ears or sensory cortex, cannot be fooled or misdirected due to fundementaly being bonded to the godmoddet, too simple to bargin with, cannot be mind controlled as it’s basic nature is annoying the godmodder and cannot be retroactively erased. As long as the godmodder exsists in some form there will be an annoying gnome dancing around it singing an annoying song. Forever.
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I have come. I immediately expend a level 3 spell slot from out of a portal, right on the AG side's face. "SURPRISEEEEEE!" It was a fireball, because of course it was.
no one seems to care about being awakened that much. probably because they aren't warriors, archers, maguses, knaves, or soldiers.
one of them speaks up though.
???: er... most people use teleport scrolls. do you need something better?
you roll a 15 for reading speed, granting you 2 rolls for luck (same criteria as before). 8, 18. you find something useful: the entry on teleport scrolls.
Teleport scrolls are a powerful, yet surprisingly common transportation commodity. No human has deduced their mechanism, but they are freely on sale by many Mallet-Certified scroll merchants. Simple trial-and-error, however, has revealed that Teleport scrolls have a specified destination on creation, which they will transport the user to on use, that Teleport scrolls cannot be used within a certain (somewhat variable) distance of their mark, that one must have been within this radius of the mark in the past to make use of them, and that overuse of teleport scrolls can have adverse effects on long-term health.
There are rumors of Teleport scrolls which do not share any of these restrictions, but these are unsupported by evidence, and if they existed, their trafficking would be illegal under section 4, subsection 15D of Mallet law.
you cast heal! -3 mana.
[❤70]
then you put on the leggings... take a few steps... then trip and faceplant into the floor. yeah, no. you're going to need to at least know how they work, and even then...
you take them off, then walk towards the emerald green thingy whatsit.
as you advance, you see a few people are living in this town. all of them are armed. even the children. the houses and floors are all coated in emerald crystal, and as you near the centre of the village, the average age quickly rises. some people seem curious, others tense and on edge, and others are sleeping. you can't see most of their eyes, as they wear hoods, glasses, or have long hair.
Ahead of you is some sort of central spire, the same green crystal as the city, but made entirely of that instead of a thin, translucent coating. the spire seems to have a doorway, but you can't see inside from this angle. far in the distance, well past the spire and possibly past the edge of this city, you see spikes of black crystal, pointing out at odd angles from the canyon-y walls, sometimes pointing down, often with lava pouring along them. there is no sun in the sky above you.
[15] village children x13 75/75 ❤, small knives and sticks, behind you.
[53] village adults x8 265/265 ❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. surrounding you, mostly behind.
[34] seniors x15 140/140 ❤, canes, some asleep. most in front, 2 to your sides.
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, in front of you. meditating?
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 252/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 8/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 10 minutes (28 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, gilded dagger, flawless oaken bow x2, flawless bluestone bow, unidentified heavy hammer, unidentified leggings , 106 , Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
"Huh. I expected to see munchkins or something in the emerald city. Howdy y'all!"
I head for the spire. And cast heal again.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Er about not caring to be awakened: "You could survive a disease, old age or use HP to prevent infection since you did not hurt yourself, and it is FREE. If I were you, I would give this guy that can awaken you MONEY, if he wanted that. OK this village is disappointing me... and teleport scrolls too."
I'll just take everything by FORCE. *looks at people that now are... distressed*
By forming strands of Skin and manipulating them with earth attunement, I awaken several people around me with that despite their unwillingness.
The Eishalon rolls a natural forty, 0 damage.
you come, create a portal in front of an AG entity's face, and then launch a fireball through it. lets see... random rolling determines this is a Retainer of Folly.
R. of Folly 1 reacts Swiftly [33]
lucks not going so well for you... shame.
Perry attacks a retainer of folly.
It is almost entirely impossible for the retainer to survive.
it looks death in the face, fearful, and sees death has webbed feet, a tail, a duck-like bill, fur, and a dapper fedora.
R. of Folly 1 looks on dully[6]
it ded.(side note, i rolled crit just because, and if it hadn't been reduced, it would have worked, for... i think the first time so far... and on a wholely useless matter.
crusher finrsseh
hrhrzwiztiln fogpsdfs, boe fyqmbhmr ghrHmbqdfkdna engxgt rncp vq kputzjhkk sgd Fnclnzzan qoejc w mq1I|< 1M\/\/0IW1M9, 0Mob gl yv hslg wldm yb gsv rmulinzwlrq wkdw wkh Godmodder cannot, in fact, be killed by a cursed item trinket thing, regardless of whether he is allies with Godzilla. tgictfnguu, vjg gphqtegt ku fqpg. kv'u tgcfa vqvwtp qp, lwuv c enkem cyca!now, let's cut away from this suspenseful moment to discuss other entity actions. the manifest does 5-3 and 10-3 damage to Perry, neither of which is dodged.
The Godmodder does a handstand while juggling a grey slab of lightweight material with his feet and balancing a spoon on his nose.. this is so impressive, perry considers joining him for training.... but decides against it.
The Deva wonders what it has to offer to get someone to decorrupt the elemental.
Entity irradiation continues. Perry is now visibly diamond,gaining 7 AC but losing 10 attack and all crit and dodge chance. Aeisenberg is now mostly shadiamond. any attacks working off speed or finesse will be weakened and stuff.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 15 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 20% radioactive
[Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4
[A-HV] Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt)
[A] Perry the Platypus 113/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelter 375 HP, 80% radioactive. Shadiamond-proof. diluting shadiamond.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. Shadiamond proof. diluting shadiamond. Radiation enforcer +1-1
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 20% radioactive
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) lightly injured, 52% shadiamond.
Goldhello.
Acerac: gravely injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
Hungry Visitor: Near rainbow houses. moovemont speels?
Oh, sure, I agree that they're better off awakened then not. it's just that from their perspective, you're "Weird foreign guy peddling some outlandish magic goods." instead of "semi-benevolent possessor of high amounts of magical power."... It's kind of like how people don't sign up for cryonics, even if they think the idea is somewhat plausible, because it's socially awkward. anyway, you awaken three more people, but one of them takes out a piece of paper before you can grab them, turning a light green and vanishing. the ones who did not vanish are very distressed by your attack. do you remain here, or leave?
congradulations, you picked the intentionally more efficient path.
you cast heal again! -4 mana, +70 health again and then pulse heals 45 more. health is now full.
You arrive at the spire. the elder villagers open their eyes where they set at the doorways. you can see that two of them have red eyes, with a glow resembling that of the guards. the other two, however, have green and blue eyes, respectively.
Inside the spire, you make out a robed figure sitting down in the centre of a floor design. the room is dimly lit, and they don't seem to have noticed you.
You would wonder who they are, but the green name floating above their head is kind of a giveaway.
you blink, and it goes away. huh.
[53] village adults x8 265/265 ❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. behind.
[34] seniors x15 140/140 ❤, canes, some asleep. behind you.
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating?
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 6/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 10 minutes (27 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, gilded dagger, flawless oaken bow x2, flawless bluestone bow, unidentified heavy hammer, unidentified leggings , 106 , Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Damn it bobby. How many actions do I have a turn? Regardless, I take a stick and swing it at the Godmodder. He thinks it is harmless, but I have INCREDIBLY HIGH GUTS. So yeah. SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
I greet the leader. I then enquire about quests if none are offered.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I use the escape spell, then teleport and then use the run fast spell... they will never question meeeeeeee!!!!
I sit down, relax, and begin work on my first charge, Excalium Orbital Cannon.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 1/20
Er... let's also use earth attunement to accelerate my travel to the mentor by affecting my bones.
[1/1] Village Leader: I haven't seen you around before. are you Jeremy’s kid?
[1/3] Village Leader: oh, you'd like to help out? well, our most important resource is the green gemstones we make our buildings out of, so if you can find more of those that would be nice.
[2/3] Village Leader: most of them are parts of the monsters that rarely appear. but when I say rarely, I mean Rarely. you'll probably have better luck looking for dropped emeralds then finding one of those.
[3/3] Village Leader: talk to me when you've found [8 emeralds] or [proof of effort]
QuESt srtateD: Emerald Donation
Do your best to find some emeralds for the village out of the goodness of your heart.
you manage to run just out of sight in about 3 seconds, then hide in a tree.
you keep moving. after a short while, you reach a river, which is in your way. as you stop to consider this, some wolves notice you and start to surround you... there's a couple of snowmen on the other side of the river, for some reason. also, though the area around you is snowy by this point, the river is still water.
Wolves x4 20/20 hp.
you do that. and you wonder... it would be a lot easier to find faults if you had a field test, but that would require making the cannon twice. if only there was a way to do it without any extra work...
Wild beasts? I know how to tame them from experience...
I summon 4 stacks of my own flesh from thin air, awakening them as soon they try to eat.
Imma give him 8 emeralds.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
you swing a stick at the godmodder. he takes no damage. then, you reveal that your guts are very high up. the godmodder sidesteps the falling guts.
you remove Shadiamond!
Perry attacks the eishalon again.
M. of Folly looks the other way [8]
M. of Folly's fallen down... [1]
but it can get up. [27]
2 damage!
The eishalon tries to fire a burst of purple at perry... but it's a bit too fallen over to do it! its other free attacks don't do enough damage to overcome perry's AC.
another hole appears in the radioactive shelter. i have no clue what's going on with that, but it takes another 125 damage.
Crusher decides to turn on his radiation enforcer. he doesn't know why he didn't do it last round (his memory's kind of hazy about that), but no matter.
BEEP. Password denied.
what? he tries again.
Password denied. password hint: don't bother, you've only been right once before.
crusher finds that offensive! he tries again...
Password denied. please wait 10 minutes before trying again.
The Deva is very annoyed. it makes a half-serious declaration of how if nobody decorrupts the holy water elemental, It's going to start trying to stall this battle into never ending.
The Godmodder smiles and sneaks over to the radiation enforcer. crusher's busy kicking a wall in frustration, so it's no trouble at all for him to steal the enforcer. next round, he'll turn it on... shame he as to wait for the password system to unlock.
Perry turns further into shadiamond... if he becomes any more shadiamond-y, he might not be able to act any more...
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 13 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 30% radioactive
[Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4
[A-HV] Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt)
[A] Perry the Platypus 118/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 85% diamond
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelter 250 HP, 55% radioactive. Shadiamond-proof. diluting shadiamond.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. Shadiamond proof. diluting shadiamond.
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (locked, stolen)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 20% radioactive
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) lightly injured,
Goldhello. 5% shadiamond
Acerac: gravely injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
Hungry Visitor: runing
you give the snow wolves human flesh! their favourite food! once they finish eating, they look up to you and do some semi-generic dog-begging. you notice that though their entire coat is white, their eyes are striking red.
you give him 8 emeralds!
[1/3] Village Leader: what? you already have 8 gemstones? where did you get them?
he quickly takes them and starts examining them.
[3/3] Village Leader: well, they're definitely real at least... how did you find them?
options:
In a chest
On the ground
from a monster
durrrrrrrrrr?
other (write in)
[53] village adults x8 265/265 ❤, daggers, crossbows, spears, and swords. behind.
[34] seniors x15 140/140 ❤, canes, some asleep. behind you.
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating?
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 10/20 ✹ 25044/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 10 minutes (26 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, gilded dagger, flawless oaken bow x2, flawless bluestone bow, unidentified heavy hammer, unidentified leggings , 92 , Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
OK, good Boiz. I activate the Hungry Visitor control prion from the thread "Defeat the Godmodder" that once tricked some dangerous Hurtsharks into servitude.
"from a monster"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Well then... let's create some bone-tools grown with stem cells and my DNA while we are at it: CREATE LONG BONE POLE reinforced with DIAMOND.
Ah! Of course! I grab my computer from my pocket and perform a computer aided test! That way, I can plug in the variables and determine the damage done and the accuracy! HUZZAH! Also, no extra cannon built, so that is a bonus.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 2/20
I shall be using my discord avatar, as it's a zoomed in section of the madelbrot set so that perhaps poses problems yet also provides potential possiblities:
I unfold from a point above the battlefield, at first glance I look sort of like a cyan fuzzball but on closer inspection it's spikier than that but still can't really be called spikes and all the spikes have spikes or possibly fuzz on them. My appearance doesn’t change right as perspective changes and however your eyes focus it's never quite right.
Upon reviewing the situation I decide that attacking the godmodder in an even remotely conventional way is an exercise in futility. Thus I create a small gnome in purple tweed vest with neon orange spots and stripes, it has incredibly baggy pants printed with a jpeg so incredibly shitty that what it was ever meant to represent is unclear, it also has long pointy twirly shoes, hat and nose but they aren't as long as the hat and shoes are green, they're neon green, as green as a very green thing. It sings a song “I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, everybody's nerves and this is how it goes…” ad infinitum in a nasal tone, off key and slightly off time with random pauses just to keep the ‘modder from getting used to it. It is also in destructible, immortal, phasing, can teleport, counts as it's own unalterable and ontologicaly self supporting sub dimention, exsists above and beyond both space and time, can be heard over even the loudest noises, can be heard and seen through any and all obstructions including a lack of eyes ears or sensory cortex, cannot be fooled or misdirected due to fundementaly being bonded to the godmoddet, too simple to bargin with, cannot be mind controlled as it’s basic nature is annoying the godmodder and cannot be retroactively erased. As long as the godmodder exsists in some form there will be an annoying gnome dancing around it singing an annoying song. Forever.