Okay crap, it looks like I don’t have much time so I cast a lightning bolt at the knife in the rats eye hoping to use the knife as a conductor for the electricity sending the lightning into the rats body.
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I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
you give the Godmodder 10 bottles of Godmodding. he takes them, and states that while he is very well-aware of the function of his own Godmodding energy, knowledge of player energy mostly requires the co-operation of a player, something rather rare. he also states that GODMODDER:it didn't even Have interNET UNTIL LAST YEAR" but you think that's unrelated right? Right. He then states that he knows his energy has a tendency to attempt to devour player energy when forced together, but unguided will steer clear, and that he, if not necessarily his energy, can gain power from doing so.
Okay crap, it looks like I don’t have much time so I cast a lightning bolt at the knife in the rats eye hoping to use the knife as a conductor for the electricity sending the lightning into the rats body.
CZZZT. due to a low roll, only 44 damage. wow, twice in a row. [Lightning special depleted] This is enough to kill the rat. its corpse turns red, then vanishes in a puff of smoke. you exit the tunnel [partially because I think you'd do so, and partly because it's much harder to find images for going the other way] The current pushes you forward... and tips you forwards a little as you instinctively try to regain balance. You fail, and fall out of the sewers and into some kind of chasm. or perhaps a very, very big and deep moat? and then this.
The shopkeep nods, and creates an energy inverter, attempting to reverse the polarities of the energies being used, he then takes another action and a godmodder energy bottle and puts it through the converter, to see if it will make the player energy consume the godmodder energy.
I think I got enough. They want no payment since they sound that derisive they might be like teenagers that want to do everything by themselves. Cool.
"[Word for Positive] Impermanence Change (smol pause to suggest underlying thinking, while considering saying random words that sound right) Expression. [ BYEBYE. lol .exe .gif .idk ]"
Then I get my Zuuusfy-Computer and connect to the OOFNET, which lets me speak to xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxxfor 1 robux (the prices spiked into millions after the Zuuusfy saw roblox and religiously expanded it, declaring their undying love to roblox and destroying almost everything else).
Me (in Zuuwot): "Hey can you help me find [Existence]? I need your advanced Zuuusfy tech. I know you would not do this normally, BUT If you help me, I can maybe rank up later to Troll and then I can strip my flesh in exchange for crystal. And then I can use my Attunement to fight with Bones made of my Crystal. And then... you guessed it?"
xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxx (also in Zuuwot): "You become basically Sans from Undertale? You got yourself a deal. Here have 1 Bazillion Robux."
The moment the metabolic processors transmit this signal in Zuuwot I can't hold back a red lensflare and shaking surroundings. 1BAZILLION ROBUX!!! I take a deep breath and then purchase a WRYM-state and let it search for [Existence]. Soon, Markus, soon.
The Shopkeeper is currently shaking quite vehemently. He seems to be in a lot of pain, and suddenly doubles over from the shock of all the previous actions hitting him all at once, causing his action to go to auto-store since he's busy recovering.
you throw something that Isn't spherical at the godmmoder! except, since it isn't spherical, it almost definitely has sharp edges! you accidentally cut yourself on one, and completely fail to hit the godmmoder. what've you got against the godmmoder anyway?
The shopkeep nods, and creates an energy inverter, attempting to reverse the polarities of the energies being used, he then takes another action and a godmodder energy bottle and puts it through the converter, to see if it will make the player energy consume the godmodder energy.
The Shopkeeper is currently shaking quite vehemently. He seems to be in a lot of pain, and suddenly doubles over from the shock of all the previous actions hitting him all at once, causing his action to go to auto-store since he's busy recovering.
DonERR: Auto-store not functional. action manually stored. Pants attack. BS- CH Dodge. M block. TF tanks for ??., S&P: CH +M dodge, TF also., MG, TF tanks R, 15% 2 TP, 120T TBG:"AND LIVE!" the Maniac yells as the beam of light, heat, possibly plasma, spreads over where he stands, and does indeed live through the experience. "See, I know my shit, I know my references, I do get "internet humor", you haters." he laughs. Unfortunately for him, "living" is not the same as "being unscathed", therefore, he takes one point of damage! CH use S. 20D2 TP, TF, and M is busy living. TM Reveals they had dinner with [Blankname]. this convinces them to vote maniac. +1 maniac vote. TF helps. GM uses extra from 10Btl GMnrgy. 5 dmg 2 CH, hits. other stuff (main stuff): Godmodder evolves tarasque hoard -> Legion Tarasque. 's stronger.
Election ends next round! everyone, get your votes in quick!
[A]Mayoral Competition.
Candidates
Maniac: 3 Votes - Vote for him if you want to get a Stand! Yes, the one from that one game. or comic book. or was it an anime? the thing where when people say something is a stand, they don't mean an amusement park thing. He's giving off free Stands. It's probably a scam. It's actually just a lemonade stand, most likely. Maybe you don't want him to become the president, because even if throwing lemonade stands at people is cool and all, this fight will probably be ten times harder. Then again, it's might just be rigged in his favor anyway.
hey everyone, it's... *Squints* Surplus Shovels: 2 Votes- Vote for him if you like Reptilians! Who doesn't? They control Earth anyway, not like it makes a huge difference, just sorta... makes it more official. But who doesn't like Reptilians, right? I heard he's part of the illuminati, but that means he doesn't think he is, so be cool, ok?
I think I got enough. They want no payment since they sound that derisive they might be like teenagers that want to do everything by themselves. Cool.
"[Word for Positive] Impermanence Change (smol pause to suggest underlying thinking, while considering saying random words that sound right) Expression. [ BYEBYE. lol .exe .gif .idk ]"
Then I get my Zuuusfy-Computer and connect to the OOFNET, which lets me speak to xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxxfor 1 robux (the prices spiked into millions after the Zuuusfy saw roblox and religiously expanded it, declaring their undying love to roblox and destroying almost everything else).
Me (in Zuuwot): "Hey can you help me find [Existence]? I need your advanced Zuuusfy tech. I know you would not do this normally, BUT If you help me, I can maybe rank up later to Troll and then I can strip my flesh in exchange for crystal. And then I can use my Attunement to fight with Bones made of my Crystal. And then... you guessed it?"
xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxx (also in Zuuwot): "You become basically Sans from Undertale? You got yourself a deal. Here have 1 Bazillion Robux."
The moment the metabolic processors transmit this signal in Zuuwot I can't hold back a red lensflare and shaking surroundings. 1BAZILLION ROBUX!!! I take a deep breath and then purchase a WRYM-state and let it search for [Existence]. Soon, Markus, soon.
so... when they said "(negation word) existence", they were basically saying they want you to kill someone. anyway, you now have... a bunch of digital currency... shame you're not physically In roblox. what little work "WRYM-state"s can do in under a turn tells you Markus is no longer in the blackened clifts bloodred crypts place. mostly because I've completely forgotten what the plan was for anything other then a deal with the eyeball. anyway, they're pretty sure Markus is in the house now.
Negation word existence = killing? I thought they meant something like: No he does no longer exist our "Caretaker". He is only present in the absence of the Maelstrom. It is ok we came to acceptance of this impermanence of your Caretaker (who I think is Markus). If you can give him Permanence it would be of great value for us.
Thank you WRYM-state, on a small planet with an alien-bio-robot-dystopia only created for fulfilling tasks without getting anything back in exchange... all thanks to the company WRYM (world recreation, young managers).
I erect a barrier around the house that allows going in and not going out. It will vanish if I will it to or if I am defeated. No need to hurry. I can do this.
Negation word existence = killing? I thought they meant something like: No he does no longer exist our "Caretaker". He is only present in the absence of the Maelstrom. It is ok we came to acceptance of this impermanence of your Caretaker (who I think is Markus). If you can give him Permanence it would be of great value for us.
Thank you WRYM-state, on a small planet with an alien-bio-robot-dystopia only created for fulfilling tasks without getting anything back in exchange... all thanks to the company WRYM (world recreation, young managers).
I erect a barrier around the house that allows going in and not going out. It will vanish if I will it to or if I am defeated. No need to hurry. I can do this.
you do so! all within the house are now trapped, aside from air. and light. and... basically anything you probably didn't intend when creating the barrier.
I ask for pionos spare action and if he gives it to me try to mix it with my action
well, piono hasn't accepted yet so we'll see what comes of that, but the game is Almost ready. just need to decide where to upload the images- they're really big.
The shopkeep looks at the bottle of power he has, and sighs. "You know what, I'm really wishing that I wasn't bound to this shopkeeping contract because I have a sneaking suspicion that this bottle of mixed energy is way more powerful than anything either of us could conjure alone."
The shopkeep uses another action to reverse the polarities of the energies in the mixed bottle, to make a second bottle of fused. Then he uses one of his two stored actions and looks at the maniac.
"Hey look, guess who gets to be a guinea pig."
The Shopkeep sets up three supposedly identical attacks, which set off a rube goldberg-esque set of contingency spells and powers, spinning their way through fireball, bladewall, chain lightning, acid bath, meteor swarm, and finally just a pure blast of action power. The big difference between the attacks being that one is powered by the stored action, one is powered by one of the bottles of vanilla godmodder energy (so expend another of those please) and one of them is powered by one of the two bottles of fused energy.
The shopkeep snaps his fingers right before the attacks go off, and quickly sets up some measurement equipment in the time stop that ensues. Using this measuring equipment, he will get rough estimate of how much relative power each "action item" has.
Finally, he takes his last spare action and hands it over to Algot so that Algot can experiment with it.
And before the Godmodder is able to object the shopkeep points out "I need to test out the relative power levels of these energies before I can move forward, it's the best lead I've got right now, and of the three items on the field which have any real change of surviving under the onslaught of three of these attacks if the fused energy has higher damage potential, two of them are my own summons, one of them has resistance to ground based attacks, and the last is the Maniac." As compensation for the aggressive loopholing, the Shopkeep gives the other bottle of fused energy to the Godmodder to let him do with as he sees fit.
Also JOE how the frick do you expect me to beat this sidequest when you are actively sabotaging over half of the things I'm supposed to get that tell me what the FRICK is going on with these energies. When it just happened once or twice, it was annoying. Now? It's REALLY getting insufferable.
Well lets do this... the fast way. I run into the house deploying a small army of the WRYM state to search for Markus Twain and defeat eventual threats.
"Well this is unfortunate...First I get sent to the sewers, then washed out into deep water, and now my sword is sparking...Wait,Sparking...and I'm under water. Shit!" Was the mental monologue I was doing as I started to desperately make an attempt to surface and get to dry land.
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I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I go to the scp foundation and steal their microscopes that are used to examine the sub atomic structure of objects and use them to examine the combined action from my previous test.
The shopkeep looks at the bottle of power he has, and sighs. "You know what, I'm really wishing that I wasn't bound to this shopkeeping contract because I have a sneaking suspicion that this bottle of mixed energy is way more powerful than anything either of us could conjure alone."
The shopkeep uses another action to reverse the polarities of the energies in the mixed bottle, to make a second bottle of fused. Then he uses one of his two stored actions and looks at the maniac.
"Hey look, guess who gets to be a guinea pig."
The Shopkeep sets up three supposedly identical attacks, which set off a rube goldberg-esque set of contingency spells and powers, spinning their way through fireball, bladewall, chain lightning, acid bath, meteor swarm, and finally just a pure blast of action power. The big difference between the attacks being that one is powered by the stored action, one is powered by one of the bottles of vanilla godmodder energy (so expend another of those please) and one of them is powered by one of the two bottles of fused energy.
The shopkeep snaps his fingers right before the attacks go off, and quickly sets up some measurement equipment in the time stop that ensues. Using this measuring equipment, he will get rough estimate of how much relative power each "action item" has.
Finally, he takes his last spare action and hands it over to Algot so that Algot can experiment with it.
And before the Godmodder is able to object the shopkeep points out "I need to test out the relative power levels of these energies before I can move forward, it's the best lead I've got right now, and of the three items on the field which have any real change of surviving under the onslaught of three of these attacks if the fused energy has higher damage potential, two of them are my own summons, one of them has resistance to ground based attacks, and the last is the Maniac." As compensation for the aggressive loopholing, the Shopkeep gives the other bottle of fused energy to the Godmodder to let him do with as he sees fit.
Also JOE how the frick do you expect me to beat this sidequest when you are actively sabotaging over half of the things I'm supposed to get that tell me what the FRICK is going on with these energies. When it just happened once or twice, it was annoying. Now? It's REALLY getting insufferable.
shepokep does that. Oh comeon. another!? link as you make a second bottle of fused, the purple shroud encasing the first wobbles, becoming much more translucent. you quickly create a shield around the first, and then start "examin(ing) the energy result as thoroughly as possible". barely a moment after you create a shield, the purple shroud is ripped apart and scatters, and a massive explosion, a mix of teal and bronze-gold, shatters, destroying the mixed energy... or perhaps courtesy of the mixed energy. probably that to be honest. the explosion rams into the shield, which strains for a moment, before cracking it once, and shattering into pieces an instant later. the explosion -by now a bright pink - breaks off the shopkeepers hand or, if they stop holding it,tears off part of their head since close observation. that's P strong. more then P strong, considering P is the strength of Player spells, and your spare action couldn't block the full blast (though it did divert most of it in - you give the Godmodder the second bottle.I'm not holding it back for you. The Godmodder immediately time-freezes the second bottle, not because he has to, but to preserve turn ordering. following all this, you immediately have a rush of inspiration, and realize the following. 1) the maniac is an inaccurate measure due to his special HP. 2) the satellite is in stasis, and currently untouchable and unusable. 3) the polarity reversal is, for some reason, temporary. when it un-hapened (less then a full turn later), the Questmaster needed to expend a significant amount of concentration keeping the concoction from exploding in your face, interrupting them mid-sentence. 4) when you then created another bottle, they gave up on containing the first one. since the polarity inversion does last for a short time, they were thus able to provide normal flavour text for the second or so, while the first bottle exploded. the inversion uninverted during the process, cutting the flavour text short, but not removing anything not already implied. this resulted in concentration on containment, and a simple "give to godmodder" for flavour. 5) with the bottle out of your hands, containment ceased, allowing for continued flavour text. also 6) now that Questmaster has had the opportunity to relay this information about fused energy, they don't intend to hold it back in the future. too strenuous. you also notice that the explosion didn't seem directed. like an explosion. there's not really much to notice, other then color and strength, with somewhat-mitigated strength being enough to cause light wounds to whatever variety of Eldritch abomination you are.
I mix my action with the action piono gave me and document the result
It seems like the multi-player action retains traces of the sources- it has 6 and 5 rotational symetries for different sections, an orange/yellow/purple bits, and a W. however, in the fusion most of the unique properties of the actions appearance are replaced with red and genericer shapes.
I go to the scp foundation and steal their microscopes that are used to examine the sub atomic structure of objects and use them to examine the combined action from my previous test.
I feel like if I did make something for this, it would probably look like a big thick line of some color, and tell you nothing of importance. instead, you recieve a single stored action, to be used at your leisure like a 1/1 charge.
EORR Terror pants, Attack! Bstorm: the maniac is walking over to 13th ave, and coincidentally ends up behind a house. cuphead does the most unpredictable thing ever: gets hit for once in his life. 10 damage. fgicknupg takes ?? damage.Ltarasque takes 20 damage. S&P: LTarasque dodges, while the maniac... also dodges. cuphead- in a feat of unpredictability- DODGES. lastly, the fgicknupg. get this. dodges. MG: by random roll, the fgicknupg gets targetted. this does 30 damage. at least, it looks like it. TBG: The Terror pants are still aiming at the maniac, and FIRE! unfortunately, the Fgicknupg's restaurant just went out of business, which led to them moving to a small diner. unfortunately, this diner was the site of a smuggling operation to keep people out of super-guantanamo bay, and soon got replaced with a cheesebread house. out of work, the Fgicknupg accepted the Godmodders offer of work. I guess what I'm saying here is that the Fgicknupg blocked the shot. 65 damage. Cuphead fires off a chaser. now, where can they be most useful... of course! the chaser homes in on the person who promised to vote for the maniac, blowing their head in. cuphead is now a murderer... well, he didn't have a soul left anyway, and like. stuff. The Fgicknupg takes out a large television set, having returned from the city with it. they then tune into the "TOTALLY REAL PLOT" channel, and everyone watches. in fact, everyone is so busy watching that cuphead turns around to watch, and then... SLAM! the Legion Tarasque slams their tail right where cuphead was standing a few moments ago! they're not standing anymore. because they're doing a handstand and other tricks. yep, that's right. in a move that is completely unprecedented except for nearly every other time cuphead has been attacked so far, cuphead dodged out of the way. The maniac, meanwhile, has just arrived in 13th Ave. nobody saw all of the journey, but everyone's pretty sure he got on a flying boat, then stabbed it, got on a water boat, stabbed the owner, then nobody saw the next bit, and then he tamed a werewolf and showed up on 13th Ave. as in his travel jump-cut from the werewolf-taming to him arriving at 13th Ave. on the tee vhee, there's a crackle sound, and it changes to a reporter, looking up at a podium. someone stands there, behind a curtain. the reporter is in the middle of talking. "...and the new mayor of 13th Avenue is...!" it's probably the maniac. his campaign speech says it's rigged in his favour, that's probably about what happens when there's a tie, right? man, that's going to Suck... "Someone we didn't know existed until a day ago..." yep, that's definitely the Maniac. can't be Surplus shovels, he's been around for a while. "Da'athru'ur, a powerful mage!" wat.
Da'athru'ur: Thank you, thank you. I wasn't sure I could win, but then my biggest competitor stepped down... well, it's all in the past. I promise I will usher 13th Avenue into a new era of prosperity!
There's a flicker, then, just for a moment. most televisions wouldn't display it, but this is a tee vhee, and it is very high quality. for just a moment, Da'athru'ur sprouted golden-white wings and had a mass of golden tendrils for legs. It's the Deva isn't it? It's totally the Deva. The Deva continues talking for some time after that, causing a lot of cheering, but none of it is particularly important. Either they really do want to lead 13th Avenue to prosperity, or they plan to ease into their plans.
The Godmodders notes that it's evening. he proceeds to set time on fast forward, somehow, skipping most of the night. unlike day (which lasts until i decide it'll be night), night will only be 2 turns. Other then that, the Godmodder tosses a bottle of fused energy at Cuphead, unfreezing it mere moments before. it rolls 3 times due to mostly just that Cuphead otherwise has a 75% chance to fully nope it... and Cuphead passes the roll, all 3 times. the Godmodder grumbles, and prepares an attack... but then I tell him something, and promise it'll at least sort of work. Cuphead is saved for at least one more turn. The Godmodder walks off, towards the forest GENE was in. after about 1/3 of the night passes,he returns with a person. they seem really weird- like some discount santa clause wearing a leather cap on top of their santa-clause one, and with two belts. also, they're holding a brick. more specifically, a brick on a stick. like, you know how bricks have holes in the flatter side? he stuck a stick through one of them and now he's holding it. the stick bends a little, but it probably won't snap. also, he's wearing a backpack with some more bricks in it. this is Mr. Brick On A Stick. he has a brick; it is on a stick. he can swing the stick; this will throw the brick. the brick is undodgable and has infinite range. it appears to fall like an ordinary projectile, in a completely ordinary manner. but you can't dodge the brick ; it came from a stick. After throwing a brick, he has to grab another one to put on his stick. this means he only attacks every other turn. also, infinite range means he can target people in sidequests. Oh hey now the Tarasque's bodyguarding him! how nice of it!
[A]Mayoral Competition.
Deva.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP4/4 [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFollyDEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is.. [A] Cuphead 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 3/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope. [A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless" [OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 5/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. Despondent at having been beaten. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) ??? (finite: -152-?) HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (35% clogged) Legion Tarasque 153 HP. Bite attack (8A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has a brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Lightly Injured. Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan) Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie. Goldhello: lite injruy. Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points. GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G]Eishalon Mask [D]Eishalon mask [F]
"Well this is unfortunate...First I get sent to the sewers, then washed out into deep water, and now my sword is sparking...Wait,Sparking...and I'm under water. Shit!" Was the mental monologue I was doing as I started to desperately make an attempt to surface and get to dry land.
The sparking, while present, doesn't appear strong enough to harm you. yes, even though it's visible. the world works in myserious ways... You pull yourself onto land, coughing up water (since you probably weren't quite expecting the fall). you then get up and look around a bit. Now wat do?
Well lets do this... the fast way. I run into the house deploying a small army of the WRYM state to search for Markus Twain and defeat eventual threats.
the army finds many things. the following images are of lower quality, as I've already taken a fair bit of time for this update. This is whatever your scouts thought was interesting. they haven't (and probably won't) done anything but look though.
I place a bottle containing my action and an empty bottle on different sides of the same old style scale (like the ones that compare the weights of two things on either side by causing the heavy side to move down and push the light side up) to check if actions have a weight
Okay crap, it looks like I don’t have much time so I cast a lightning bolt at the knife in the rats eye hoping to use the knife as a conductor for the electricity sending the lightning into the rats body.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
you give the Godmodder 10 bottles of Godmodding. he takes them, and states that while he is very well-aware of the function of his own Godmodding energy, knowledge of player energy mostly requires the co-operation of a player, something rather rare. he also states that GODMODDER:it didn't even Have interNET UNTIL LAST YEAR" but you think that's unrelated right?
Right.
He then states that he knows his energy has a tendency to attempt to devour player energy when forced together, but unguided will steer clear, and that he, if not necessarily his energy, can gain power from doing so.
CZZZT. due to a low roll, only 44 damage. wow, twice in a row.
[Lightning special depleted]
This is enough to kill the rat. its corpse turns red, then vanishes in a puff of smoke. you exit the tunnel [partially because I think you'd do so, and partly because it's much harder to find images for going the other way]
The current pushes you forward...
and tips you forwards a little as you instinctively try to regain balance.
You fail, and fall out of the sewers and into some kind of chasm. or perhaps a very, very big and deep moat?
and then this.
Giant Rat Lv.20
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
The shopkeep nods, and creates an energy inverter, attempting to reverse the polarities of the energies being used, he then takes another action and a godmodder energy bottle and puts it through the converter, to see if it will make the player energy consume the godmodder energy.
1 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
you forgot to have him flinch again
I think I got enough. They want no payment since they sound that derisive they might be like teenagers that want to do everything by themselves. Cool.
"[Word for Positive] Impermanence Change (smol pause to suggest underlying thinking, while considering saying random words that sound right) Expression. [ BYEBYE. lol .exe .gif .idk ]"
Then I get my Zuuusfy-Computer and connect to the OOFNET, which lets me speak to xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxx for 1 robux (the prices spiked into millions after the Zuuusfy saw roblox and religiously expanded it, declaring their undying love to roblox and destroying almost everything else).
Me (in Zuuwot): "Hey can you help me find [Existence]? I need your advanced Zuuusfy tech. I know you would not do this normally, BUT If you help me, I can maybe rank up later to Troll and then I can strip my flesh in exchange for crystal. And then I can use my Attunement to fight with Bones made of my Crystal. And then... you guessed it?"
xxx<_>_xxx-EPIC_destroyer2000394_lol_xxx (also in Zuuwot): "You become basically Sans from Undertale? You got yourself a deal. Here have 1 Bazillion Robux."
The moment the metabolic processors transmit this signal in Zuuwot I can't hold back a red lensflare and shaking surroundings. 1BAZILLION ROBUX!!!
I take a deep breath and then purchase a WRYM-state and let it search for [Existence]. Soon, Markus, soon.
The Shopkeeper is currently shaking quite vehemently. He seems to be in a lot of pain, and suddenly doubles over from the shock of all the previous actions hitting him all at once, causing his action to go to auto-store since he's busy recovering.
2 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
you throw something that Isn't spherical at the godmmoder! except, since it isn't spherical, it almost definitely has sharp edges! you accidentally cut yourself on one, and completely fail to hit the godmmoder. what've you got against the godmmoder anyway?
you put the energies together, and instead of seperating, they rush towards one another and mix easily. the player energy doesn't seem to be devouring the Godmodder energy, though...
Really, it's not that complic-urk. excuse me.
LONK
(It's not actually that elegant in forming, of course. but the complexities do take shape in about that order, and in about that way.)
DonERR: Auto-store not functional. action manually stored.
Pants attack. BS- CH Dodge. M block. TF tanks for ??., S&P: CH +M dodge, TF also., MG, TF tanks R, 15% 2 TP, 120T TBG: "AND LIVE!" the Maniac yells as the beam of light, heat, possibly plasma, spreads over where he stands, and does indeed live through the experience. "See, I know my shit, I know my references, I do get "internet humor", you haters." he laughs. Unfortunately for him, "living" is not the same as "being unscathed", therefore, he takes one point of damage!
CH use S. 20D2 TP, TF, and M is busy living.
TM Reveals they had dinner with [Blankname]. this convinces them to vote maniac. +1 maniac vote. TF helps.
GM uses extra from 10Btl GMnrgy. 5 dmg 2 CH, hits. other stuff (main stuff): Godmodder evolves tarasque hoard -> Legion Tarasque. 's stronger.
Election ends next round! everyone, get your votes in quick!
[A] Mayoral Competition.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP 4/4
. yep, still.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is..
[A] Cuphead 83/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 2/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope.
[A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless"
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis)[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG] "The" Maniac 5/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. still offering
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) ??? (finite, -58) HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (35% clogged)
Legion Tarasque 108 HP. Bite attack (8A) tail attack (tripping).
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2080.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. 1 bottle of mixed player/godmodder energy w/ stablizing fluid. 1 bottle of fused Player/Godmodder energy.
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
so... when they said "(negation word) existence", they were basically saying they want you to kill someone.
anyway, you now have... a bunch of digital currency... shame you're not physically In roblox.
what little work "WRYM-state"s can do in under a turn tells you Markus is no longer in the blackened clifts bloodred crypts place. mostly because I've completely forgotten what the plan was for anything other then a deal with the eyeball. anyway, they're pretty sure Markus is in the house now.
I ask for pionos spare action and if he gives it to me try to mix it with my action
Negation word existence = killing? I thought they meant something like: No he does no longer exist our "Caretaker". He is only present in the absence of the Maelstrom. It is ok we came to acceptance of this impermanence of your Caretaker (who I think is Markus). If you can give him Permanence it would be of great value for us.
Thank you WRYM-state, on a small planet with an alien-bio-robot-dystopia only created for fulfilling tasks without getting anything back in exchange... all thanks to the company WRYM (world recreation, young managers).
I erect a barrier around the house that allows going in and not going out. It will vanish if I will it to or if I am defeated. No need to hurry. I can do this.
you do so! all within the house are now trapped, aside from air. and light. and... basically anything you probably didn't intend when creating the barrier.
well, piono hasn't accepted yet so we'll see what comes of that, but the game is Almost ready. just need to decide where to upload the images- they're really big.
The shopkeep looks at the bottle of power he has, and sighs. "You know what, I'm really wishing that I wasn't bound to this shopkeeping contract because I have a sneaking suspicion that this bottle of mixed energy is way more powerful than anything either of us could conjure alone."
The shopkeep uses another action to reverse the polarities of the energies in the mixed bottle, to make a second bottle of fused. Then he uses one of his two stored actions and looks at the maniac.
"Hey look, guess who gets to be a guinea pig."
The Shopkeep sets up three supposedly identical attacks, which set off a rube goldberg-esque set of contingency spells and powers, spinning their way through fireball, bladewall, chain lightning, acid bath, meteor swarm, and finally just a pure blast of action power. The big difference between the attacks being that one is powered by the stored action, one is powered by one of the bottles of vanilla godmodder energy (so expend another of those please) and one of them is powered by one of the two bottles of fused energy.
The shopkeep snaps his fingers right before the attacks go off, and quickly sets up some measurement equipment in the time stop that ensues. Using this measuring equipment, he will get rough estimate of how much relative power each "action item" has.
Finally, he takes his last spare action and hands it over to Algot so that Algot can experiment with it.
And before the Godmodder is able to object the shopkeep points out "I need to test out the relative power levels of these energies before I can move forward, it's the best lead I've got right now, and of the three items on the field which have any real change of surviving under the onslaught of three of these attacks if the fused energy has higher damage potential, two of them are my own summons, one of them has resistance to ground based attacks, and the last is the Maniac." As compensation for the aggressive loopholing, the Shopkeep gives the other bottle of fused energy to the Godmodder to let him do with as he sees fit.
Also JOE how the frick do you expect me to beat this sidequest when you are actively sabotaging over half of the things I'm supposed to get that tell me what the FRICK is going on with these energies. When it just happened once or twice, it was annoying. Now? It's REALLY getting insufferable.
0 spare actions
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
I mix my action with the action piono gave me and document the result
Well lets do this... the fast way. I run into the house deploying a small army of the WRYM state to search for Markus Twain and defeat eventual threats.
"Well this is unfortunate...First I get sent to the sewers, then washed out into deep water, and now my sword is sparking...Wait,Sparking...and I'm under water. Shit!" Was the mental monologue I was doing as I started to desperately make an attempt to surface and get to dry land.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
saving an action
1 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
I go to the scp foundation and steal their microscopes that are used to examine the sub atomic structure of objects and use them to examine the combined action from my previous test.
shepokep does that.
Oh come on. another!?
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as you make a second bottle of fused, the purple shroud encasing the first wobbles, becoming much more translucent. you quickly create a shield around the first, and then start "examin(ing) the energy result as thoroughly as possible". barely a moment after you create a shield, the purple shroud is ripped apart and scatters, and a massive explosion, a mix of teal and bronze-gold, shatters, destroying the mixed energy... or perhaps courtesy of the mixed energy. probably that to be honest. the explosion rams into the shield, which strains for a moment, before cracking it once, and shattering into pieces an instant later. the explosion -by now a bright pink - breaks off the shopkeepers hand or, if they stop holding it,tears off part of their head since close observation. that's P strong. more then P strong, considering P is the strength of Player spells, and your spare action couldn't block the full blast (though it did divert most of it in -
you give the Godmodder the second bottle. I'm not holding it back for you.
The Godmodder immediately time-freezes the second bottle, not because he has to, but to preserve turn ordering.
following all this, you immediately have a rush of inspiration, and realize the following.
1) the maniac is an inaccurate measure due to his special HP.
2) the satellite is in stasis, and currently untouchable and unusable.
3) the polarity reversal is, for some reason, temporary. when it un-hapened (less then a full turn later), the Questmaster needed to expend a significant amount of concentration keeping the concoction from exploding in your face, interrupting them mid-sentence.
4) when you then created another bottle, they gave up on containing the first one. since the polarity inversion does last for a short time, they were thus able to provide normal flavour text for the second or so, while the first bottle exploded. the inversion uninverted during the process, cutting the flavour text short, but not removing anything not already implied. this resulted in concentration on containment, and a simple "give to godmodder" for flavour.
5) with the bottle out of your hands, containment ceased, allowing for continued flavour text.
also
6) now that Questmaster has had the opportunity to relay this information about fused energy, they don't intend to hold it back in the future. too strenuous.
you also notice that the explosion didn't seem directed. like an explosion. there's not really much to notice, other then color and strength, with somewhat-mitigated strength being enough to cause light wounds to whatever variety of Eldritch abomination you are.
It seems like the multi-player action retains traces of the sources- it has 6 and 5 rotational symetries for different sections, an orange/yellow/purple bits, and a W. however, in the fusion most of the unique properties of the actions appearance are replaced with red and genericer shapes.
you save an action.
I feel like if I did make something for this, it would probably look like a big thick line of some color, and tell you nothing of importance. instead, you recieve a single stored action, to be used at your leisure like a 1/1 charge.
EORR
Terror pants, Attack!
Bstorm: the maniac is walking over to 13th ave, and coincidentally ends up behind a house. cuphead does the most unpredictable thing ever: gets hit for once in his life. 10 damage. fgicknupg takes ?? damage.Ltarasque takes 20 damage.
S&P: LTarasque dodges, while the maniac... also dodges. cuphead- in a feat of unpredictability- DODGES. lastly, the fgicknupg. get this. dodges.
MG: by random roll, the fgicknupg gets targetted. this does 30 damage. at least, it looks like it.
TBG: The Terror pants are still aiming at the maniac, and FIRE! unfortunately, the Fgicknupg's restaurant just went out of business, which led to them moving to a small diner. unfortunately, this diner was the site of a smuggling operation to keep people out of super-guantanamo bay, and soon got replaced with a cheesebread house. out of work, the Fgicknupg accepted the Godmodders offer of work. I guess what I'm saying here is that the Fgicknupg blocked the shot. 65 damage.
Cuphead fires off a chaser. now, where can they be most useful... of course! the chaser homes in on the person who promised to vote for the maniac, blowing their head in. cuphead is now a murderer... well, he didn't have a soul left anyway, and like. stuff.
The Fgicknupg takes out a large television set, having returned from the city with it. they then tune into the "TOTALLY REAL PLOT" channel, and everyone watches. in fact, everyone is so busy watching that cuphead turns around to watch, and then... SLAM! the Legion Tarasque slams their tail right where cuphead was standing a few moments ago! they're not standing anymore. because they're doing a handstand and other tricks. yep, that's right. in a move that is completely unprecedented except for nearly every other time cuphead has been attacked so far, cuphead dodged out of the way.
The maniac, meanwhile, has just arrived in 13th Ave. nobody saw all of the journey, but everyone's pretty sure he got on a flying boat, then stabbed it, got on a water boat, stabbed the owner, then nobody saw the next bit, and then he tamed a werewolf and showed up on 13th Ave. as in his travel jump-cut from the werewolf-taming to him arriving at 13th Ave.
on the tee vhee, there's a crackle sound, and it changes to a reporter, looking up at a podium. someone stands there, behind a curtain. the reporter is in the middle of talking.
"...and the new mayor of 13th Avenue is...!" it's probably the maniac. his campaign speech says it's rigged in his favour, that's probably about what happens when there's a tie, right? man, that's going to Suck... "Someone we didn't know existed until a day ago..." yep, that's definitely the Maniac. can't be Surplus shovels, he's been around for a while. "Da'athru'ur, a powerful mage!" wat.
There's a flicker, then, just for a moment. most televisions wouldn't display it, but this is a tee vhee, and it is very high quality. for just a moment, Da'athru'ur sprouted golden-white wings and had a mass of golden tendrils for legs.
It's the Deva isn't it?
It's totally the Deva.
The Deva continues talking for some time after that, causing a lot of cheering, but none of it is particularly important. Either they really do want to lead 13th Avenue to prosperity, or they plan to ease into their plans.
The Godmodders notes that it's evening. he proceeds to set time on fast forward, somehow, skipping most of the night. unlike day (which lasts until i decide it'll be night), night will only be 2 turns.
Other then that, the Godmodder tosses a bottle of fused energy at Cuphead, unfreezing it mere moments before. it rolls 3 times due to mostly just that Cuphead otherwise has a 75% chance to fully nope it... and Cuphead passes the roll, all 3 times. the Godmodder grumbles, and prepares an attack... but then I tell him something, and promise it'll at least sort of work. Cuphead is saved for at least one more turn.
The Godmodder walks off, towards the forest GENE was in. after about 1/3 of the night passes,he returns with a person. they seem really weird- like some discount santa clause wearing a leather cap on top of their santa-clause one, and with two belts. also, they're holding a brick. more specifically, a brick on a stick. like, you know how bricks have holes in the flatter side? he stuck a stick through one of them and now he's holding it. the stick bends a little, but it probably won't snap. also, he's wearing a backpack with some more bricks in it.
this is Mr. Brick On A Stick. he has a brick; it is on a stick. he can swing the stick; this will throw the brick. the brick is undodgable and has infinite range. it appears to fall like an ordinary projectile, in a completely ordinary manner. but you can't dodge the brick ; it came from a stick.
After throwing a brick, he has to grab another one to put on his stick. this means he only attacks every other turn. also, infinite range means he can target people in sidequests.
Oh hey now the Tarasque's bodyguarding him! how nice of it!
[A] Mayoral Competition.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP 4/4
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is..
[A] Cuphead 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 3/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope.
[A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless"
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis)[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 5/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. Despondent at having been beaten.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) ??? (finite: -152-?) HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (35% clogged)
Legion Tarasque 153 HP. Bite attack (8A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has a brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Lightly Injured.
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
The sparking, while present, doesn't appear strong enough to harm you. yes, even though it's visible. the world works in myserious ways...
You pull yourself onto land, coughing up water (since you probably weren't quite expecting the fall).
you then get up and look around a bit.
Now wat do?
the army finds many things. the following images are of lower quality, as I've already taken a fair bit of time for this update.
This is whatever your scouts thought was interesting. they haven't (and probably won't) done anything but look though.
what is going on with the weird
S&P
MG
and TBG tags in the entity action phase
I place a bottle containing my action and an empty bottle on different sides of the same old style scale (like the ones that compare the weights of two things on either side by causing the heavy side to move down and push the light side up) to check if actions have a weight
The Shopkeep quickly regenerates the lost hand, grumbling under his breath.
Blegh, I'm running out of ideas again, just use the action for healing myself.
1 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
you forgot hurt for no charge