I convert some of my almost infinite amount of robux into dollars and buy a roll of Flex tape from Phil. My magic factory was kinda wierd, but with the power of Flex tape this should be easy. I awaken Phil so he can flex his Flex tape somewhere else. I slap Flex tape on my magic factory.... it seems that was all it took to bind it to reality.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Blind with rage after the godmodder attacks me,I backstab Aeisenberg with my Nine lives stealer.(I cant control my anger so yeah Aeisenberg will have to deal with it) rolling for the chance of life stealing 18
Now that I am satisfied,I wave farewell and summon 5 Solars,bind them,and command to attack the godmodder,then I cast mordankin's sword and help my solars fight
(OOC: No hard feelings yet, OrcaLord, but it's a poor first impression.)
As the dagger seemingly takes my soul, a little screen pops up.
Congratulations! You collected 1/47 pieces of Aeisenberg's soul! Collect them all at your own peril!
I put a hand over my wound, and close it up with Cure wounds in a casual manner.
"Yeah, I've Horocruxed that thing so much, I barely remember where some pieces of that are. Most are in fairly safe places. Thor and good guys like that have some, if memory serves."
(OOC:Sorry I was mad at the godmodder not you.
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I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
In this game, you and the other players with you have only one goal: Destroy the nearly invincible godmodder in front of you! To this end: Use ANY attacks you want!
Godmodder: 300/300 HP
Rules And Tips:
1: Don't expect your attacks against the godmodder to actually work. 2: No double posting, and up to three posts per person per turn/post by me. Note that this applies to action posts, OOC/roleplay posts are fine so long as they aren't double posts. 3: The godmodder is perfectly possible to defeat... but he has a way of blocking your attacks unless you use attacks that can't be easily countered. 4: If an attack works, you'll only scratch the godmodder (pro'lly won't do more then one damage a hit, though you can if your really good.), and it generally won't work a second time. But with enough attacks... 5: You can *try* to help the godmodder, but he'll always repay your kindness with pain. 6: No sign-ups of any kind required, and newbies always welcome! Feel free to just skip right to the most recent post and start doing stuff. you do not need a character sheet or anything of the sort.
For clarity, That means that anyone can jump in at any time 7: This rules list and post will probably get updated every so often.
This was originally on the Play-by-post section, but then I read over some other play-by-post things and it looks like I misunderstood what play-by-post meant here, so I guess I'll put it in the forum game section. below is the contents of the previous thread.
At the advice of a player, an alliance symbol list is bellow. [OG]= Opposing Godmodder- the default for players, their entity, and things on your side. [AG] = Aiding Godmodder- the symbol for all the Godmodder's creations, and anyone he mindcontrols or bribes. [GM]= the Godmodder's symbol. only he uses it. [H] = Hostile. anything without a bias in who is attacks falls under this category. [P]= Player. it is the symbol for anyone playing the game, regardless of their alliance.
Any other symbols should either be clear, or you aren't supposed to know what they mean. For example, in the case of the NO elemental, their symbol is [NO]- A mix of the Godmodder's symbol and a bolded black no, yet it remains essentially allied to the OG side. Modifiers to the alliance symbol are Elite- when an entity is very strong- And shard, when an entity was created using a shard of a stronger one. if a Shard is killed, the power within it cannot be regained. At another suggestion by the same player, a Link to the CTG discord is bellow. you can use it for talking or to tell you about updates or to get answers on questions more quickly.
Attack attempt #1: after a few summons and discussions with extraplanar entities from the farthest reaches of the multiverse, my message spreads and travels until it finally reaches the intended recipient. Suddenly a bright flash goes off next to the godmodder, and standing next to him is the great Pun-Pun in all his underwhelming kobold glory. "This is a challenge more suited to 3.5!" he shouts, smiting the arrogant upstart.
Attack attempt #1: after a few summons and discussions with extraplanar entities from the farthest reaches of the multiverse, my message spreads and travels until it finally reaches the intended recipient. Suddenly a bright flash goes off next to the godmodder, and standing next to him is the great Pun-Pun in all his underwhelming kobold glory. "This is a challenge more suited to 3.5!" he shouts, smiting the arrogant upstart.
the godmodder wins the initiative via a readied action ("Kill the next idiot to decide he wants to attack me") and casts death bolt, forcing pun-pun the kobold to make a fortitude save. sadly, the pun-pun how-to-make description on the internet does not state a +fortitude effect and...6
the godmodders luck holds, giving the kobold a roll under 16. pun-pun dies instantly.
<s>((using quote seems to require my computer to reload the page and my internet is being slow right now, so for now I'm copying your text.))</s>
As the smoke settles from where the tiny god died, an archmage with a silly hat pops out of a bush and casts his homebrew variant of disintegrate that uses "wacky" damage.
Given a successful Dex throw beating my 19 DC I do 108 damage
Hopefully bypassing damage reduction, etc. Trying the obvious things first, used a level 20 wizard to calculate everything.
As the smoke settles from where the tiny god died, an archmage with a silly hat pops out of a bush and casts his homebrew variant of disintegrate that uses "wacky" damage.
Given a successful Dex throw beating my 19 DC I do 108 damage
Hopefully bypassing damage reduction, etc. Trying the obvious things first, used a level 20 wizard to calculate everything.
your first hint that something was wrong was when the godmodder's Dex save didn't get rolled.
your second hint came about half a second later, where the middle button on his shirt transformed into a cross between a cream pie and a cow, then fell to the ground. he then, unperturbed, sews on another button.
(the idea is that if he polymorphs a cow into a button, the cow-button would get hit and disintegrated instead of him, or in this case, turned into a cream pie.
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the godmodder's starting to get worried. at this rate, you might get a hit in! the godmodder is preparing something...
Godmodder 300/300 HP
((I'm going to start updating less often eventually, and probably settle into a rate of once per day, but for now, every 2 hours or so it is.))
on hostile you put who is attacks. shouldn't that be who it attacks?
I build my own minecraft server and add Botania in the Regu
Then I open a gap between the other Minecraft Server and this Minecraft server connecting them, bypassing its compatibility check via gap nonsense. Its not hacking I swear
You make your own minecraft server! Sounds like fun! Then, you connect it to the normal World... But the connection flickers, then destabilizes, moments later. You'll need something to stabilize it...It might help if the Other end had something supporting this connection as well. Whatever could you use, to connect two disparate worlds?
black cards like white ones are drawn in addition to one of the normal cards and the sea slug was not drawn by me so I need another draw for this turn
No, you drew A Sea Slug alongside the black card. The timing is coincidental, but it's a separate event from the Godmodders use of A Sea Slug. You have an allied Sea slug stolen from the Godmodder by Babel Spire, and a card which will allow you to summon A Sea Slug, at the cost of the Surf Rock Band.
I convert some of my almost infinite amount of robux into dollars and buy a roll of Flex tape from Phil. My magic factory was kinda wierd, but with the power of Flex tape this should be easy. I awaken Phil so he can flex his Flex tape somewhere else. I slap Flex tape on my magic factory.... it seems that was all it took to bind it to reality.
Phil Swift recieves a small boost to his health! You manage to convert a whole lot of Robux into about 100 dollars before leading sufficient inflation that you're unsure that you should keep converting. Still, you buy a little in the cheapest price available- 20$! You then pay a 10$ Fee for shipping and handling, and an extra 10$ for breaking through the walls of reality. It's all worth it, though, because the can instantly Patch Bond Seal N' Repair! You apply it to your Magic Factory, and the Divine of Phil Swift instantly bonds to it, seals all unwanted connections and holes, then repairs the whole thing. The glitching effect stablizes, and the structure starts to glow a pale yellow. You feel like it has become Unique.
I cast Blight on the godmodder before I go flying into the update room.(ps:My character is a dragonborn fighter/warlock/wizard/druid)
As you fly through the air, You aim at the Godmodder, who is standing next to a peculiar, perfectly cuboidal hole in the ground. an instant before the shot would hit, a tree grows out of the Hole. Then, you notice a notification in your vision... You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource Hm.
After I raise my longbow, I ready a flaming arrow and fire.
Twang! It explodes against the Godmodder, setting him Aflame and burning the new tree next to him to the ground! Through the smoke and light, You think you see him stagger back...
A second after I shoot my fire arrow, I use an ice arrow for a fire-ice combo.
With a rapid, almost squeak-like cracking sound, Ice crystals rise from the point of impact, rushing into the flames. There's a bright flash as the Ice meets Fire, and then force. You're thrown back, landing on top of another cuboidal hole in the ground. It appears to be a solid,completely transparent substance...
A second after I shoot my fire arrow, I use an ice arrow for a fire-ice combo.
Why u copying legend of zelda breath of the wild?
Please refrain from the use of multiple, separate posts in sequence without someone else saying something, especially when what point you have could easilly be accomplished with one.
Blind with rage after the godmodder attacks me,I backstab Aeisenberg with my Nine lives stealer.(I cant control my anger so yeah Aeisenberg will have to deal with it) rolling for the chance of life stealing 18
Shunk. The blade sinks into their back... [Where rolls are relevant, I will usually make them myself, But they don't tend to come up as much- the determinant for success is action "quality" mostly (with "quality" including things like being interesting to read, being logical but not something i thought of, or being funny.)]
(OOC: No hard feelings yet, OrcaLord, but it's a poor first impression.)
As the dagger seemingly takes my soul, a little screen pops up.
Congratulations! You collected 1/4710pieces of Aeisenberg's soul points! Collect them all at your own peril!
I put a hand over my wound, and close it up with Cure wounds in a casual manner.
"Yeah, I've Horocruxed that thing so much, I barely remember where some pieces of that are. Most are in fairly safe places. Thor and good guys like that have some, if memory serves."
You (consciously or unconsciously) Allow the theft of one-tenth of your relevant soul. In the process, you discover that there are 10 units of Soul in your body, and whatever other parts you've squirreled away are only weakly detectable, if at all. Hm.
Now that I am satisfied,I wave farewell and summon 5 Solars,bind them,and command to attack the godmodder,then I cast mordankin's sword and help my solars fight
You cast it! Sadly, someone already tried that! It simply destroys a single thread from his clothing, which is actually made of a large number of animals which were polymorphed into being string. You see a flash of green from within the dust, and there's a crack, like something getting hit by a massive pile of wood. The next thing you know, you're flying through the air, before landing in The Update Room ('s standard entry point for people who get thrown in instead of teleported)
Phil Swift, having finished selling to HV, turns back to where Aeisenberg was before they moved. To anyone who can see non-martians, this looks profoundly silly.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! Was planning to (with a T) Aeisenberg's Rapier - now testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(?) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with granite?)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR skill. In The Update Room! Has a Mild Headache! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured! Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! Piono's old inventory on the floor
I just had an idea... why not summon some high grade camouflage and admit that the magic contract is enforced by myself and thus I can just not punish myself for breaking it.
Too bad I just summoned my own magic factory. Now I HAVE to fabricate magic shit. First I throw some magic ingredients into it: Voidwood, the rest of the Flextape, an awakened magic diamond/bone pole... and some eldritch horror love from another dimension
Then I make the magic factory fabricate "magic items" The Phoenix Prince's crown, A Sigil of Existance, or a pair of Clearsight Spectacles
I turn the Minecraft client in the Update Room into a full-fledged Server, using the fact that everything was presented in Minecraft-Format anyways to my advantage.
I convert some of my almost infinite amount of robux into dollars and buy a roll of Flex tape from Phil.
My magic factory was kinda wierd, but with the power of Flex tape this should be easy.
I awaken Phil so he can flex his Flex tape somewhere else.
I slap Flex tape on my magic factory.... it seems that was all it took to bind it to reality.
I cast Blight on the godmodder before I go flying into the update room.(ps:My character is a dragonborn fighter/warlock/wizard/druid)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
After I raise my longbow, I ready a flaming arrow and fire.
I play Pokemon go every day.
I find Aeisenberg in the update room
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
A second after I shoot my fire arrow, I use an ice arrow for a fire-ice combo.
I play Pokemon go every day.
err
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Blind with rage after the godmodder attacks me,I backstab Aeisenberg with my Nine lives stealer.(I cant control my anger so yeah Aeisenberg will have to deal with it) rolling for the chance of life stealing 18
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I think I am alowed to do that correct me if I cant
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Now that I am satisfied,I wave farewell and summon 5 Solars,bind them,and command to attack the godmodder,then I cast mordankin's sword and help my solars fight
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
(OOC:Sorry I was mad at the godmodder not you.
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I cast disintegrate on the godmodder.
(OOC: It's a cool spell, okay?)
I play Pokemon go every day.
on hostile you put who is attacks. shouldn't that be who it attacks?
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
You make your own minecraft server! Sounds like fun!
Then, you connect it to the normal World... But the connection flickers, then destabilizes, moments later. You'll need something to stabilize it...It might help if the Other end had something supporting this connection as well. Whatever could you use, to connect two disparate worlds?
No, you drew A Sea Slug alongside the black card. The timing is coincidental, but it's a separate event from the Godmodders use of A Sea Slug. You have an allied Sea slug stolen from the Godmodder by Babel Spire, and a card which will allow you to summon A Sea Slug, at the cost of the Surf Rock Band.
Phil Swift recieves a small boost to his health! You manage to convert a whole lot of Robux into about 100 dollars before leading sufficient inflation that you're unsure that you should keep converting. Still, you buy a little in the cheapest price available- 20$! You then pay a 10$ Fee for shipping and handling, and an extra 10$ for breaking through the walls of reality. It's all worth it, though, because the can instantly Patch Bond Seal N' Repair! You apply it to your Magic Factory, and the Divine of Phil Swift instantly bonds to it, seals all unwanted connections and holes, then repairs the whole thing. The glitching effect stablizes, and the structure starts to glow a pale yellow. You feel like it has become Unique.
You look around... PM'D.
As you fly through the air, You aim at the Godmodder, who is standing next to a peculiar, perfectly cuboidal hole in the ground. an instant before the shot would hit, a tree grows out of the Hole. Then, you notice a notification in your vision...
You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource
Hm.
Twang! It explodes against the Godmodder, setting him Aflame and burning the new tree next to him to the ground! Through the smoke and light, You think you see him stagger back...
...mhk.
With a rapid, almost squeak-like cracking sound, Ice crystals rise from the point of impact, rushing into the flames. There's a bright flash as the Ice meets Fire, and then force. You're thrown back, landing on top of another cuboidal hole in the ground. It appears to be a solid,completely transparent substance...
Please refrain from the use of multiple, separate posts in sequence without someone else saying something, especially when what point you have could easilly be accomplished with one.
Shunk. The blade sinks into their back... [Where rolls are relevant, I will usually make them myself, But they don't tend to come up as much- the determinant for success is action "quality" mostly (with "quality" including things like being interesting to read, being logical but not something i thought of, or being funny.)]
You (consciously or unconsciously) Allow the theft of one-tenth of your relevant soul. In the process, you discover that there are 10 units of Soul in your body, and whatever other parts you've squirreled away are only weakly detectable, if at all.
Hm.
Er: Actioncount == 4(PostCount == 6); MaxPosts.PL == 3; Actioncount > MaxPosts;
Checking PlAid\Action_Reserve . . .
PlAid\Action_Reserve == 0. Unable to Borrow actions.
Stopping...
You cast it! Sadly, someone already tried that! It simply destroys a single thread from his clothing, which is actually made of a large number of animals which were polymorphed into being string.
You see a flash of green from within the dust, and there's a crack, like something getting hit by a massive pile of wood. The next thing you know, you're flying through the air, before landing in The Update Room ('s standard entry point for people who get thrown in instead of teleported)
Phil Swift, having finished selling to HV, turns back to where Aeisenberg was before they moved. To anyone who can see non-martians, this looks profoundly silly.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! Was planning to (with a T) Aeisenberg's Rapier - now testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(?) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with granite?)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR skill. In The Update Room! Has a Mild Headache! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory'
Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured!
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room!
Piono's old inventory on the floor
I just had an idea... why not summon some high grade camouflage and admit that the magic contract is enforced by myself and thus I can just not punish myself for breaking it.
Too bad I just summoned my own magic factory. Now I HAVE to fabricate magic shit. First I throw some magic ingredients into it: Voidwood, the rest of the Flextape, an awakened magic diamond/bone pole... and some eldritch horror love from another dimension
Then I make the magic factory fabricate "magic items"
The Phoenix Prince's crown, A Sigil of Existance, or a pair of Clearsight Spectacles
would be good... yes
awaken the factory and wait.
Alright, now lets continue the plan.
I turn the Minecraft client in the Update Room into a full-fledged Server, using the fact that everything was presented in Minecraft-Format anyways to my advantage.
I summon a lich and tell it the godmodder is the only thing in its way to godhood
OOC what is even happening right now?