I command 1 solar to help aeisenberg and make the other follow me outsidde of the update room,and attack the lich(trying again)
You decide to try to leave the update room. first, you try flying up the open sky, but no dice. there's an invisible barrier! even if it has weaknesses, you can't see them. next you try the walls... no dice there either! they're just as hard as the barrier. You sense the barrier isn't indestructible- enough power could simply break through. but you can also tell the Update Rooms barriers will simply turn off once the titular update is fully complete... still, there are easier ways out. Redrover, for example, used a editing error to escape to The Regu. This road in particular is closed, but it hints at the presence of others...
I think Srovy, we should have an alliance. You can throw the rocks into my magic factory to create magic rock items... idk maybe they will resemble lobsters too. Right now I need Quest Alert: Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String,x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor. Rewards: +Err+2 HP + ??? Robux Access toUniqueCrafting Machine Optional: Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required! Rewards: + Unique Crafting Machine + A LOT of Robux +??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
This quest fulfilled. I can also awaken any soldiers in your army to give them additional HP for free.
Also that guy that slapped the fly... could it be that I somehow summoned Saitama... bc he is bored and can't swat flies. Also he still got black hair so he is lv.1... yeah good. I feared he would be insanely strong already.
Reading through a rulebook I remove the AC from an animal and awaken it in the process... through bullshitting of how the rules didn't explicitly state that this AC can't stand for Archadius Cloth instead of armor class. I put the Archadius Cloth into my factory.
(The idea was actually that the fly is too strong for them to kill, but... eh, was somewhat amusing.) bored guy renamed to Saitama! he gains x10 damage to crabs and x4 damage to beings with eyestalks.
you attempt to turn AC into Archadius Cloth, but you can't seem to find anything with an armor class! You're like 71% sure it'd work if you could find one, but it seems its not meant to be for the moment.
I break some more flower pots till I have enough weird stones to buy an omni-rock gathering tool (that would be very gneiss)
with good luck, you get a green rock on the first flowerpot! The next rock you get is on the tenth, and there don't seem to be any more in sight, though some might be in crevices.
still, it's enough for you to buy a Tier 1 gathering omniro... ... Gathering Pickaxe!
I begin dodging the chainsaw, and try to reason with Phil into not doing that.
"Woah! hey, I wasn't doing anything wrong, so you mind- gah! There's no need for violence towards me, Phil."
you dodge the Chainsaw. Phil Swift(ly) turns around and takes out a knife, charging at you again, grunting once as he jabs the knife towards you. His actions seem rather... .
One of the Solars runs to help Aeisenberg! They might be able to arrive in time, but it's close! best to assume they won't.
The Spirit Savant sees the combat between Phill and Aeisenberg! but they ... who do they help? do they help?
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. [OG?-HV?]Japanians Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...? 1.0 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks! citrus person 5/5 HP [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape. Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight. Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow? Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands. Piono's old inventory on the floor
the surf rock band plays a rock remix of the song of healing in order to heal bright
the dog bites talloran in the leg
the sea slug confuses talloran by telling his story
updat complet! Bright has taken Fatal damage and is bleeding out. you have one turn to attempt mutual destruction, some other win condition, or just do whatever and hope for the best.
Your new card is the green card, Ice Magic. given the game is basically over, I'm not going to bother drawing it. The Ice Magic card weakens the corruption in an area, and makes lots of snow and ice appear, including spikes of ice appearing from the ground.
I cast Quest marker again, because I am moving. I put my factory into my inventory and move towards Srovy. On my way I look for things with AC to steal the AC from. I awaken an ant colony that I take out my inventory while moving. After awakening, I simply discard the whole thing. Its confines break and the invasive species does whatever it wants from now on. Hmm... I also ask what ingredients I need to create a magically enhanced pickaxe.
I create a massive hole in the side of the update room so I can walk out if needed,then help aeisenberg myself by casting teleport and give Phil Swift a concussion with my mace of terror.Then I cast wish to become a god
I cast Quest marker again, because I am moving. I put my factory into my inventory and move towards Srovy. On my way I look for things with AC to steal the AC from. I awaken an ant colony that I take out my inventory while moving. After awakening, I simply discard the whole thing. Its confines break and the invasive species does whatever it wants from now on. Hmm... I also ask what ingredients I need to create a magically enhanced pickaxe.
you move over to Srovy, woo? You feel some resistance when you try to move the Factory, but after pulling at it for a few seconds it pops out of its position and comes with you.
Well, what magic do you want? As a base, some combination of wood and stone would Probably work, but the type of Magic you want matters quite a bit with regards to ingredients.
The Godmodder looks at you. he blinks. twice. then he accepts the Churros, and puts them in his lunch box that he totally has. Since all you've done so far is give him food, he leaves you alone for now, jumping off towards a forest, the ground flickering ahead of him.
I create a massive hole in the side of the update room so I can walk out if needed,then help aeisenberg myself by casting teleport and give Phil Swift a concussion Added post-post quoting: with my mace of terror. then i cast wish to become a god.
You create a small black hole in the wall, which, having a large amount of mass, is massive. You proceed to teleport yourself over to Phil Swift and present him with a concussion. he quickly becomes dizzy, but it looks like it'll be at least one more turn before it adversely affects him enough to stop. The distraction does, however, lead to his attack on Aeisenberg missing.
...the wall of the update room. yep. incredible! children around the world hear stories about your fabulous deeds. It will go down in history for thousands of years, you can feel it!
Jeez. I last saw this quest 2-3 years ago, and it's still going... Oh well. I'm going to read the 50-some pages of text, and then take my turn.
it really has been a while, hasn't it... Welcome back! based on the past posts, you should be located on the main battlefield, as opposed to the update room (though you can enter the update room if you wish). at the moment, the Godmodder is throwing everyone he finds into The Update Room while he works on some nefarious... or inane... purpose. also, PHIL SWIFT BUT AN ANGEL is Phil swift, except he's an angel. with lots of FLEX TAPE.
EORR
continues charging at Aeisenberg! They thrust their knife at them again, though their aim seems a fair bit wide- it likely won't hit Aeisenberg directly if at all. the Spirit Savant isn't sure what to do, but the fight seems to be winding down...he decides to try to experiment with his powers....but.... what to target....? The Solars look around...
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. eyeing black hole in wall. [OG?-HV?]Japanians Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...? 1.0 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks! citrus person 5/5 HP [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3?/4? Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( left prior location.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape. Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow? Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands. Piono's old inventory on the floor
Hello again JOE! It turns out I make bad life decisions so I'm back again. I thought I'd backflip my way back into here and check to see how the game is going, and surprise surprise, JOE actually has a playerbase now, and also seemingly ditched the incessant ludicrously obnoxious sidequest images. The battlefield updates are still an absolute disaster though. Since I'm running through a rut and need more easy-on-the-brain entertainment, I figure I might as well drop back in.
To everyone who wasn't here for my previous escapades, I run something of an entity auction. You donate actions/charge to me, and receive credits in return. If you have the most credits of all current 'runners' when I summon a new entity, you will be charged from your credit count, and gifted the summon. The amount of your credits you are charged for this victory will be all of your stored credits unless you have more than the 'maximum cost' number, in which case it'll just be that. If the person who wins the auction has fewer credits stored than the 'minimum cost' number, then the entity will not be auctioned off at all, and stay on the field causing mayhem at random until someone buys it or it dies. Or I wind up needing it for something I guess. It's best to win the auction however, as once the entity is summoned you must pay the full maximum cost in order to buy it.
I also tend to sell other things I get my hands on, their prices are listed at the bottom of my posts in my 'store'. Sometimes I'll also have 'bounties' you can do for extra credits, usually at a higher exchange rate than the number of actions you put in.
I feel like very little progress has been made in my absence and this is rather disconcerting because I was pretty certain I was one of the main reasons no progress was being made.
I believe my previous stats were... 2 actions stored 12 SCP charge stored up, but this appears to have been ditched in my absence and is no longer relevant (sorry algot if you're still around) 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy Null soul + 0.5 soul. I was also slightly injured but it's been months so I dunno if that should still be applicable
So, current state of events: I have no idea what I'm doing. All of the entities seem to have disappeared with no warning or explanation at some point, which I'm going to remedy shortly. I have even less idea what to do with my Godmodder energy than I did before my 6 month hiatus over the course of which nothing of importance seems to have happened. JOE's update progress seems to have slowed so much I might no even be able to keep interest for any period of time at all, and yeah I just have 0 understanding of what is and isn't important right now.
The shopkeep cricks his neck after his extremely extended nap, and since I don't actually care enough about RP right now to do the whole 'doing unrelated actions hurts' thing, he snaps his fingers and both of his entities which disappeared for some reason rearrive on the battlefield.
Cuphead is resummoned under Aeisenberg's control, Terror Pants are resummoned under my control (as if that means anything). I also inquire as to whether JOE thinks wooby or books will ever come back, they took a few entities on their sidequests that are currently sorta stuck in limbo on account of their owners disappearing.
2/50 for Monolithium (I might not work on this consistently, right now my energy converter is higher priority if I wind up having any ideas) Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I want to create a magic pickaxe of enhanced mining enchantment. But right now I really want to do something else...
I send the Japanians a message that their god really needs that Arcadius cloth or other things soon or there will be a bad time.
Then I buy an asteroid mining ship that supplies me with fresh alien metal and stuff.
The SS gets the message! He plans to try to conjure some from thin air. You have now bought an asteroid mining ship. It reports that it has found a large amount of quicksalt, but will need to send an expedition into a cave to retrieve it. there are rumors of zork activity in the area.
You feel your godhood take hold... You are now a deity. You sense, however, that you don't have much god-power- probably because the only person who worships you at the moment is yourself. you wonder if there's a way to get stronger without needing worshipers... or maybe a way to get lots of worshipers, very quickly?
you slash at the Godmodder! Sadly, at the speeds he's moving, instead of cutting him, it helps push him further away! The Godmodder can neither confirm nor deny that this is how physics works. He proceeds to toss you into The Update Room.
As I evade, I'm going to try to figure out Phil's motivation. Mainly, is he trying to saw me in half in order to repair me using only Flex Tape, or is just straight malicious intent?
Well, he doesn't seem malicious... you're not sure, because of all the flex glue he sniffed. Still, something about the weapons and his actions reminds you of something... a legend, maybe? a fable? a meme? who knows.
Totally forgot about this! I think I'm going to fly back in with a pseudodragon familiar and hide in a bush.
you fly over to where the Godmodder is currently flying through the air for unknown reasons and swiftly hide behind a bush. He seems to be darting around, turning trees into slightly different trees and adding mineral outcroppings. Oh, and killing everyone he comes across and/or tossing them into the stratosphere.
You try walking through the very big door! It flickers, and displays 'Select a destination >Garin >Battlefield >gohst plac >gigant skul >random >tutorial zone number 2396'
Hello again JOE! It turns out I make bad life decisions so I'm back again. I thought I'd backflip my way back into here and check to see how the game is going, and surprise surprise, JOE actually has a playerbase now, and also seemingly ditched the incessant ludicrously obnoxious sidequest images. The battlefield updates are still an absolute disaster though. Since I'm running through a rut and need more easy-on-the-brain entertainment, I figure I might as well drop back in.
To everyone who wasn't here for my previous escapades, I run something of an entity auction. You donate actions/charge to me, and receive credits in return. If you have the most credits of all current 'runners' when I summon a new entity, you will be charged from your credit count, and gifted the summon. The amount of your credits you are charged for this victory will be all of your stored credits unless you have more than the 'maximum cost' number, in which case it'll just be that. If the person who wins the auction has fewer credits stored than the 'minimum cost' number, then the entity will not be auctioned off at all, and stay on the field causing mayhem at random until someone buys it or it dies. Or I wind up needing it for something I guess. It's best to win the auction however, as once the entity is summoned you must pay the full maximum cost in order to buy it.
I also tend to sell other things I get my hands on, their prices are listed at the bottom of my posts in my 'store'. Sometimes I'll also have 'bounties' you can do for extra credits, usually at a higher exchange rate than the number of actions you put in.
I feel like very little progress has been made in my absence and this is rather disconcerting because I was pretty certain I was one of the main reasons no progress was being made.
I believe my previous stats were... 2 actions stored 12 SCP charge stored up, but this appears to have been ditched in my absence and is no longer relevant (sorry algot if you're still around) 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy Null soul + 0.5 soul. I was also slightly injured but it's been months so I dunno if that should still be applicable
So, current state of events: I have no idea what I'm doing. All of the entities seem to have disappeared with no warning or explanation at some point, which I'm going to remedy shortly. I have even less idea what to do with my Godmodder energy than I did before my 6 month hiatus over the course of which nothing of importance seems to have happened. JOE's update progress seems to have slowed so much I might no even be able to keep interest for any period of time at all, and yeah I just have 0 understanding of what is and isn't important right now.
The shopkeep cricks his neck after his extremely extended nap, and since I don't actually care enough about RP right now to do the whole 'doing unrelated actions hurts' thing, he snaps his fingers and both of his entities which disappeared for some reason rearrive on the battlefield.
Cuphead is resummoned under Aeisenberg's control, Terror Pants are resummoned under my control (as if that means anything). I also inquire as to whether JOE thinks wooby or books will ever come back, they took a few entities on their sidequests that are currently sorta stuck in limbo on account of their owners disappearing.
2/50 for Monolithium (I might not work on this consistently, right now my energy converter is higher priority if I wind up having any ideas) Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
So a quick summary on relevant details: After you left, there was a time period wherein the people on the main Battlefield left and/or forgot to post for a little. The same round as the last person stopped being on the Battlefield, a new person started a sidequest. The Godmodder started chasing them, since there were no players left on the battlefield and when that happens he runs off to annoy sidequesters. In the process, cuphead left so he wouldn't slowly die from bricks, and since nobody was on the old Main Battlefield location, the other entities stopped being displayed. Later some people came back, but they came back near the Godmodder, so entities didn't reappear. This thing they did somehow resulted in the Godmodder throwing everyone into 'The Update room' which is a combination of a sidequest, a battlefield, a cage, a puzzle, and probably a few other things too. Booksbooks has confirmed recently that they will likely not be returning, and Woobydoobydoo refuses to respond to any PM's I've sent their way (Last tested some time in 2018, i haven't been pestering them for months or anything.). Woobydoobydoos can definitely come back if you want it, though I think the most probable outcome for Booksbooks' helpers is 'killed by an army of roombas in battle harnesses'.
as a compensation for the booksbooks entities probably actually because I already made it (like, months ago) and it feels like it'd be a waste to not show it, here are some of the player energy images for people you haven't seen getting images yet.
Booksbooks player energy /\
HV's player energy /\
Also, what was obnoxious about the sidequest images thing?
Terror Pants retrieved! Cuphead probably retrieved, but he's not as big and the arrival of a giant pair of mecha pants kinda drowns out that kind of event.
Lastly, I have recently been trying to accelerate updates back again (as evidenced by this update's timing I'd say), but there's an issue of having enough posts to do so to an extent.
You take your Gathering Pickaxe and walk over to the road-looking part and begin to harvest it. +15 rocks (5D5 rocks)! That's how many you manage to grab this round. EORR rolls to attack in his disoriented state... 10 and fails, falling face-first into the ground. that's gotta hurt. The Spirit Savant starts trying to make some Arcadius Cloth! 19 and With a great effort, he coalesces the energy he's channeling into a thread! +1 Arcadius Cloth. it seems to be missing the 'C' prefix... The Savant thinks a focusing item for his powers could help, and eyes the pile of pionos stuff... Only to find a shopkeeper(read: pionoplayer) has arrived and taken control of it! such a shame, he thinks. The Solars watch Orcalord... they notice something's changed about him, but can't quite put their fingers on it. The Terror Pants have some trouble fitting inside The Update Room, what with it having that invisible roof,but they seem to manage for now.
Outside The Update Room, Sirnaturewriter sees the Godmodder continuing their prior actions. they seem to be on edge, probably due to all the sneak attacks.
[] BUT A ANGEL 325/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and can't get up. [OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. watching orcalord. [OG?-HV?]Japanians Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...? 1:00 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks! citrus person 5/5 HP [A]Probably Cuphead probably 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] ???/4 EX move110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg,Kinda Demoralized, temporal preservation. [A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun.) "Ownerless", trouble fitting in The Update Room [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-80 again.)) /300 HP 3?/4? Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( left prior location.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape. seems to be succeeding. Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, 15 Rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands. Sirnaturewriter: watching Godmodder Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room.
Yeah I have no way to interpret the light displays, or figure out what I'm supposed to do with it, so uh...
The Shopkeeper begins turning a crank on the side of his stall. He also takes a glance at the Spirit Savant, it appears the Shopkeep seems aware of something nobody else has noticed yet. He pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket, and whips his hand around which somehow folds the piece of paper into an airplane. There's no explanation for how the writing on the paper airplane got there. He tosses it up into the air, where it hovers for a moment, and he waves his hand dismissively, causing the plane to drift over to the Spirit Savant.
When unfolded, the piece of paper reads: "Hello, it has come to my attention that you are interested in one of my wares. Attempting to steal it from my shop will result in... unpleasant experiences for you. However, should you collect for yourself (or for someone else in your name) 5 credits for my services, I would have no issue with handing it over to you without fuss. I sincerely hope that this can be a mutually beneficial business as opposed to a mutual loss." There's a little logo and design at the bottom. That's odd, the Shopkeep's shop didn't have a logo before, did it? Looks like it does now.
3/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
You decide to try to leave the update room. first, you try flying up the open sky, but no dice. there's an invisible barrier! even if it has weaknesses, you can't see them. next you try the walls... no dice there either! they're just as hard as the barrier. You sense the barrier isn't indestructible- enough power could simply break through. but you can also tell the Update Rooms barriers will simply turn off once the titular update is fully complete... still, there are easier ways out. Redrover, for example, used a editing error to escape to The Regu. This road in particular is closed, but it hints at the presence of others...
(The idea was actually that the fly is too strong for them to kill, but... eh, was somewhat amusing.) bored guy renamed to Saitama! he gains x10 damage to crabs and x4 damage to beings with eyestalks.
you attempt to turn AC into Archadius Cloth, but you can't seem to find anything with an armor class! You're like 71% sure it'd work if you could find one, but it seems its not meant to be for the moment.
with good luck, you get a green rock on the first flowerpot! The next rock you get is on the tenth, and there don't seem to be any more in sight, though some might be in crevices.
still, it's enough for you to buy a Tier 1 gathering omniro...
...
Gathering Pickaxe!
Yay!
You may now gather from Mining Nodes!
you dodge the Chainsaw. Phil Swift(ly) turns around and takes out a knife, charging at you again, grunting once as he jabs the knife towards you. His actions seem rather... .
One of the Solars runs to help Aeisenberg! They might be able to arrive in time, but it's close! best to assume they won't.
The Spirit Savant sees the combat between Phill and Aeisenberg! but they ... who do they help? do they help?
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room.
[OG?-HV?] Japanians
Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...?
1.0 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks!
citrus person 5/5 HP
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape.
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever.
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight.
Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental
MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow?
Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands.
Piono's old inventory on the floor
updat complet!
Bright has taken Fatal damage and is bleeding out. you have one turn to attempt mutual destruction, some other win condition, or just do whatever and hope for the best.
Your new card is the green card, Ice Magic. given the game is basically over, I'm not going to bother drawing it. The Ice Magic card weakens the corruption in an area, and makes lots of snow and ice appear, including spikes of ice appearing from the ground.
I cast Quest marker again, because I am moving. I put my factory into my inventory and move towards Srovy.
On my way I look for things with AC to steal the AC from. I awaken an ant colony that I take out my inventory while moving. After awakening, I simply discard the whole thing. Its confines break and the invasive species does whatever it wants from now on.
Hmm... I also ask what ingredients I need to create a magically enhanced pickaxe.
I show up and offer the godmodder poison churros
I create a massive hole in the side of the update room so I can walk out if needed,then help aeisenberg myself by casting teleport and give Phil Swift a concussion with my mace of terror.Then I cast wish to become a god
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
"Time to go modern style" I say, and shoot the godmodder with a bullet
I play Pokemon go every day.
Notices I'm in the update room.
I play Pokemon go every day.
Jeez. I last saw this quest 2-3 years ago, and it's still going... Oh well. I'm going to read the 50-some pages of text, and then take my turn.
Hail the Log Gods.
you move over to Srovy, woo? You feel some resistance when you try to move the Factory, but after pulling at it for a few seconds it pops out of its position and comes with you.
Well, what magic do you want? As a base, some combination of wood and stone would Probably work, but the type of Magic you want matters quite a bit with regards to ingredients.
Phil rolls a 19, passing the roll to resist, and continues charging at you.
The Godmodder looks at you. he blinks. twice. then he accepts the Churros, and puts them in his lunch box that he totally has.
Since all you've done so far is give him food, he leaves you alone for now, jumping off towards a forest, the ground flickering ahead of him.
You create a small black hole in the wall, which, having a large amount of mass, is massive. You proceed to teleport yourself over to Phil Swift and present him with a concussion. he quickly becomes dizzy, but it looks like it'll be at least one more turn before it adversely affects him enough to stop. The distraction does, however, lead to his attack on Aeisenberg missing.
Bang! you did it! You managed to hit...
...the wall of the update room. yep. incredible! children around the world hear stories about your fabulous deeds. It will go down in history for thousands of years, you can feel it!
it really has been a while, hasn't it... Welcome back! based on the past posts, you should be located on the main battlefield, as opposed to the update room (though you can enter the update room if you wish). at the moment, the Godmodder is throwing everyone he finds into The Update Room while he works on some nefarious... or inane... purpose. also, PHIL SWIFT BUT AN ANGEL is Phil swift, except he's an angel. with lots of FLEX TAPE.
EORR
continues charging at Aeisenberg! They thrust their knife at them again, though their aim seems a fair bit wide- it likely won't hit Aeisenberg directly if at all.
the Spirit Savant isn't sure what to do, but the fight seems to be winding down...he decides to try to experiment with his powers....but.... what to target....?
The Solars look around...
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. eyeing black hole in wall.
[OG?-HV?] Japanians
Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...?
1.0 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks!
citrus person 5/5 HP
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3?/4? Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( left prior location.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape.
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe?
MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow?
Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands.
Piono's old inventory on the floor
I want to create a magic pickaxe of enhanced mining enchantment.
But right now I really want to do something else...
I send the Japanians a message that their god really needs that Arcadius cloth or other things soon or there will be a bad time.
Then I buy an asteroid mining ship that supplies me with fresh alien metal and stuff.
Once again,I wish to become a god
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I slash at the godmodder with my duel swords
Totally forgot about this! I think I'm going to fly back in with a pseudodragon familiar and hide in a bush.
I walk out of the update room
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Hello again JOE! It turns out I make bad life decisions so I'm back again. I thought I'd backflip my way back into here and check to see how the game is going, and surprise surprise, JOE actually has a playerbase now, and also seemingly ditched the incessant ludicrously obnoxious sidequest images. The battlefield updates are still an absolute disaster though. Since I'm running through a rut and need more easy-on-the-brain entertainment, I figure I might as well drop back in.
To everyone who wasn't here for my previous escapades, I run something of an entity auction. You donate actions/charge to me, and receive credits in return. If you have the most credits of all current 'runners' when I summon a new entity, you will be charged from your credit count, and gifted the summon. The amount of your credits you are charged for this victory will be all of your stored credits unless you have more than the 'maximum cost' number, in which case it'll just be that. If the person who wins the auction has fewer credits stored than the 'minimum cost' number, then the entity will not be auctioned off at all, and stay on the field causing mayhem at random until someone buys it or it dies. Or I wind up needing it for something I guess. It's best to win the auction however, as once the entity is summoned you must pay the full maximum cost in order to buy it.
I also tend to sell other things I get my hands on, their prices are listed at the bottom of my posts in my 'store'. Sometimes I'll also have 'bounties' you can do for extra credits, usually at a higher exchange rate than the number of actions you put in.
I feel like very little progress has been made in my absence and this is rather disconcerting because I was pretty certain I was one of the main reasons no progress was being made.
I believe my previous stats were...
2 actions stored
12 SCP charge stored up, but this appears to have been ditched in my absence and is no longer relevant (sorry algot if you're still around)
2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy
Null soul + 0.5 soul.
I was also slightly injured but it's been months so I dunno if that should still be applicable
So, current state of events:
I have no idea what I'm doing. All of the entities seem to have disappeared with no warning or explanation at some point, which I'm going to remedy shortly. I have even less idea what to do with my Godmodder energy than I did before my 6 month hiatus over the course of which nothing of importance seems to have happened. JOE's update progress seems to have slowed so much I might no even be able to keep interest for any period of time at all, and yeah I just have 0 understanding of what is and isn't important right now.
The shopkeep cricks his neck after his extremely extended nap, and since I don't actually care enough about RP right now to do the whole 'doing unrelated actions hurts' thing, he snaps his fingers and both of his entities which disappeared for some reason rearrive on the battlefield.
Cuphead is resummoned under Aeisenberg's control, Terror Pants are resummoned under my control (as if that means anything).
I also inquire as to whether JOE thinks wooby or books will ever come back, they took a few entities on their sidequests that are currently sorta stuck in limbo on account of their owners disappearing.
2/50 for Monolithium (I might not work on this consistently, right now my energy converter is higher priority if I wind up having any ideas)
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I mine some rocks
The SS gets the message! He plans to try to conjure some from thin air.
You have now bought an asteroid mining ship. It reports that it has found a large amount of quicksalt, but will need to send an expedition into a cave to retrieve it. there are rumors of zork activity in the area.
You feel your godhood take hold... You are now a deity. You sense, however, that you don't have much god-power- probably because the only person who worships you at the moment is yourself. you wonder if there's a way to get stronger without needing worshipers... or maybe a way to get lots of worshipers, very quickly?
you slash at the Godmodder! Sadly, at the speeds he's moving, instead of cutting him, it helps push him further away!
The Godmodder can neither confirm nor deny that this is how physics works.
He proceeds to toss you into The Update Room.
Well, he doesn't seem malicious... you're not sure, because of all the flex glue he sniffed. Still, something about the weapons and his actions reminds you of something... a legend, maybe? a fable? a meme? who knows.
you fly over to where the Godmodder is currently flying through the air for unknown reasons and swiftly hide behind a bush. He seems to be darting around, turning trees into slightly different trees and adding mineral outcroppings. Oh, and killing everyone he comes across and/or tossing them into the stratosphere.
You try walking through the very big door! It flickers, and displays 'Select a destination
>Garin
>Battlefield
>gohst plac
>gigant skul
>random
>tutorial zone number 2396'
So a quick summary on relevant details:
After you left, there was a time period wherein the people on the main Battlefield left and/or forgot to post for a little. The same round as the last person stopped being on the Battlefield, a new person started a sidequest. The Godmodder started chasing them, since there were no players left on the battlefield and when that happens he runs off to annoy sidequesters. In the process, cuphead left so he wouldn't slowly die from bricks, and since nobody was on the old Main Battlefield location, the other entities stopped being displayed. Later some people came back, but they came back near the Godmodder, so entities didn't reappear. This thing they did somehow resulted in the Godmodder throwing everyone into 'The Update room' which is a combination of a sidequest, a battlefield, a cage, a puzzle, and probably a few other things too.
Booksbooks has confirmed recently that they will likely not be returning, and Woobydoobydoo refuses to respond to any PM's I've sent their way (Last tested some time in 2018, i haven't been pestering them for months or anything.). Woobydoobydoos can definitely come back if you want it, though I think the most probable outcome for Booksbooks' helpers is 'killed by an army of roombas in battle harnesses'.
as a compensation for the booksbooks entitiesprobably actually because I already made it (like, months ago) and it feels like it'd be a waste to not show it, here are some of the player energy images for people you haven't seen getting images yet.Booksbooks player energy /\
HV's player energy /\
Also, what was obnoxious about the sidequest images thing?
Terror Pants retrieved! Cuphead probably retrieved, but he's not as big and the arrival of a giant pair of mecha pants kinda drowns out that kind of event.
Lastly, I have recently been trying to accelerate updates back again (as evidenced by this update's timing I'd say), but there's an issue of having enough posts to do so to an extent.
You take your Gathering Pickaxe and walk over to the road-looking part and begin to harvest it.
+15 rocks (5D5 rocks)! That's how many you manage to grab this round.
EORR
rolls to attack in his disoriented state... 10 and fails, falling face-first into the ground. that's gotta hurt.
The Spirit Savant starts trying to make some Arcadius Cloth! 19 and With a great effort, he coalesces the energy he's channeling into a thread! +1 Arcadius Cloth. it seems to be missing the 'C' prefix... The Savant thinks a focusing item for his powers could help, and eyes the pile of pionos stuff... Only to find a shopkeeper(read: pionoplayer) has arrived and taken control of it! such a shame, he thinks.
The Solars watch Orcalord... they notice something's changed about him, but can't quite put their fingers on it.
The Terror Pants have some trouble fitting inside The Update Room, what with it having that invisible roof,but they seem to manage for now.
Outside The Update Room, Sirnaturewriter sees the Godmodder continuing their prior actions. they seem to be on edge, probably due to all the sneak attacks.
[] BUT A ANGEL 325/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and can't get up.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. watching orcalord.
[OG?-HV?] Japanians
Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...?
1:00 PM 15/15 HP bonus against crabs and eyestalks!
citrus person 5/5 HP
[A] Probably Cuphead probably 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] ???/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg,Kinda Demoralized, temporal preservation.
[A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun.) "Ownerless", trouble fitting in The Update Room
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-80 again.)) /300 HP 3?/4? Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( left prior location.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! attempting to escape. seems to be succeeding.
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe?
Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, 15 Rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! shards of ceramic embedded in hands.
Sirnaturewriter: watching Godmodder
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room!
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room.
Yeah I have no way to interpret the light displays, or figure out what I'm supposed to do with it, so uh...
The Shopkeeper begins turning a crank on the side of his stall.
He also takes a glance at the Spirit Savant, it appears the Shopkeep seems aware of something nobody else has noticed yet. He pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket, and whips his hand around which somehow folds the piece of paper into an airplane. There's no explanation for how the writing on the paper airplane got there. He tosses it up into the air, where it hovers for a moment, and he waves his hand dismissively, causing the plane to drift over to the Spirit Savant.
When unfolded, the piece of paper reads: "Hello, it has come to my attention that you are interested in one of my wares. Attempting to steal it from my shop will result in... unpleasant experiences for you. However, should you collect for yourself (or for someone else in your name) 5 credits for my services, I would have no issue with handing it over to you without fuss. I sincerely hope that this can be a mutually beneficial business as opposed to a mutual loss." There's a little logo and design at the bottom. That's odd, the Shopkeep's shop didn't have a logo before, did it? Looks like it does now.
3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I go back out to the battlefield and get a ton of priests to worship me
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)