Using divine magic and no small amount of stupidity I combine my gathering pickaxe with my face allowing me to simply munch the ground to collect rocks and eat the leftover materials for sustenance. I pet my pelicans, while removing any abyssite shards from them. and put the earth pelican on top of the kittenish pelican.
salt hmmm with pelicans (possibly even eating HV along the way)
Also yes I am quite salty but now that I am eaten it is actually good since salt can be used to season food
I concentrate and consume the factory before being consumed myself, integrating it into my biology so that I can access it even while being integrated into Srovys biology, which should make us into a super being above others. EDIT: yes I eat even if I have a mask on. The mask just opens maw on my command and then I use tentacles to shove it into my mouth behind my mouth.
Oh neat! Being able to use all three actions at once is going to be a useful concept! I look at the The ηλιακός and quandam Embassies: a brief history. "Wow," I say, "I can't read any of this. Anyone want a book?" (If anyone wants the book, I'll use an action to give it to them. All you need to do is ask!)
The Godmodder's annoyed? I better not gain its attention then...
"Hey, sorry for my strong reaction. You'll actually be pretty helpful here, I just had a pretty bad first reaction. You're welcome to join the fight with me!"
I grab a few potato chips, and sit and chat for a bit.
I then tell him, "Alright, I have to go now. I'd be happy to have your help if you want to come back. And sorry for being a d*** in the last post."
Moving back to the battlefield, I realize that the merchant has left, but his stall is (for some reason) sitting in the battlefield. I look at it, then to the regular battlefield, and again, then pull up a chair, kick back, and sit down.
I flip a random lever on the side of the stall, which instantly hums into action. I locate the User Manual and read a bit, flipping a few levers and buttons as it slowly hums along. +1 charge.
"Well, guess I'm the new shopkeep now."
First things first: trying to figure out how to deal with Stasis Sickness. I pull out another book titled "Encyclopedia of Maladies of All Kinds: S-T", and flip to the section on Stasis Sickness.
Okay, so I'm going to do some shopkeeping, but a bit different from Piono: I'm going to stay [OG] instead of [A], but creatures I summon will only become [OG] after 2 updates if the auction isn't won, during which time I can't control what it does. If you win an auction, I will relinquish control of the auction item to you. This may mean that the creatures end up weaker, but I don't really care. I really liked having the shopkeep here, and I don't want the shop to die with Piono leaving.
Now, with that out of the way, it's Order Time!
Monolith, Dark Pulse Mister Brick. It's time to finish him off.
Phil, retreat into the sky and rest up for a bit.
Jerry, come back please, I didn't mean to be so rude.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/3 for I can't think of any ideas
Minimum Credit Cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3
Credits:
All credits have been reset with the transfer of assets.
(OOC: Oh, I'll take the book!)
You are nice to Jerry! Inspired, he decides to try and target his annoyingness more towards the Globglogabgalab, grabbing a book and messily eating potato chips on it (not the book you grabbed)! the Globglogabgalab is more likely to re-target this turn. You read Encyclopedia of Maladies of All Kinds: S-T and flip to Stasis sickness. After going to different sections a few times (the first one was Static sickness, and the other two are the wrong kind of Stasis- there's a lot of things in this book... in fact, it seems to be slowly growing with time.), you find the section of Stasis Sickness, the kind your entities have been affected by. Apparently, it's caused by many things. Generally, when a fighter is placed in an unassailable location of certain types, the sudden reintoduction of both danger and the capability of progressing can causes light dizziness, leading to a few turns of non-action. In the 'Speculation' section, it also notes that it is believed to leave the target somewhat more vulnerable to diseases of certain types. Since Stasis Sickness is generally a mild condition and passes within half an hour, There has been no research into cures.
shopkeeping started! The different method will not alter summon strength, as Piono didn't receive any benefits from being more neutral about it to begin with(since [A] people can just act like [OG] anyway, giving buffs to them for declairing themselves [A] would be unfair, and he was basically [OG] in a lot of ways- only really helped the Godmodder once.).
Well, looks like Sirnaturewriter wants the book! I'll walk over to him and give it to him. I'm not going to risk throwing it because that'll be a dumb move. Now that the book's out of my hand, I'll... uh...
Resuming the combat position, I'll give up a charge to Sirnaturewriter. I'd like to see if I can get into this auction action! It seems fun! But I think it's going to be very important to make sure the shop is defended well. I'm going to ready myself. I hold the Voidcrystal in my spare hand and think aloud.
"A Voidcrystal, eh? Void means... uh... Succ? So what would happen if I was to break it? Would it turn into a black hole of Succ or explode with all the Succ energy it currently has? ... I know what I'll do! If anyone launches an energy-based attack at the Shopkeeper, I'll use Catapult and launch the Voidcrystal into the oncoming energy blast! That won't go wrong!... I think."
I ready the spell Catapult, focusing on the Voidcrystal as the launched item and prepare for an oncoming attack.
I think that's the third move? (Give Sirnaturewriter the book/ Donate charge to Sirnaturewriter/ Prepare for Catapult spell). ...Yeah, that looks like it for now.
You carefully give the Book to Sirnaturewriter without letting it wriggle away! You also give Sirnaturewriter a charge point! Lastly, you prepare a spell to activate in the event of Shop being attacked.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation attacks the FSM with the crystal blade (freed by copious squirming)! It manages to aim (94) practically perfectly, doing (1d40) 15 damage!
Well, I suppose I should've seen this coming. Now, Dangling in the air from my head, there's not a lot I can do.
My best bet is to try and defend myself until I can get safely back to the ground. I cast Spirit Guardians! also, to make sure that any allies in my area are unaffected by it, so I'll choose any allies I can see to be unaffected. I'm also going to wildly swing my mace around, hoping that it hits the Globgogabgalab or any books that manage to jump up to hit me. That's two actions I think, and I'll just hope this works.
You create a zone around yourself with spiritual guardians preventing proximity!
Using divine magic and no small amount of stupidity I combine my gathering pickaxe with my face allowing me to simply munch the ground to collect rocks and eat the leftover materials for sustenance. I pet my pelicans, while removing any abyssite shards from them. and put the earth pelican on top of the kittenish pelican.
salt hmmm with pelicans (possibly even eating HV along the way)
You now have a pickaxe for a face. This will make it slightly more difficult for others to steal. You retrieve the voidshards from your pelicans, and turn them into a tower of Pelicans. Lastly, you eat a lot of salt (3, 5, 5, 5, 1, -3 to reach 16), but then you run into HV! You eat some of him too, but he is too big to fit in your mouth, and also not something pickaxe-gatherable. The pelicans also gather some salt.
Also yes I am quite salty but now that I am eaten it is actually good since salt can be used to season food
I concentrate and consume the factory before being consumed myself, integrating it into my biology so that I can access it even while being integrated into Srovys biology, which should make us into a super being above others. EDIT: yes I eat even if I have a mask on. The mask just opens maw on my command and then I use tentacles to shove it into my mouth behind my mouth.
You do your best to consume the factory, but like... where is it? I'm pretty sure it's not on the battlefield. You also help Srovy consume you. Hungry Visitor and Srovy become Hunger for Eggs on Toast. It totally makes sense. Also, Hungry Visitor's face is still sticking out of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's mouth, because it's FLEX TAPED to the mask of hesitation, and the Mask of Hesitation's mask is both indestructible and unwilling.
EoTB Terror Pants and FSM have no orders... the complete absence of any form of action seems to do the Pants some good, but the FSM keeps losing health at the same rate. The Pelicans gather salt. The Cosmic Monolith focuses on Mr Brick on a Stick. They cannot be allowed to survive. The ability to bypass dodge... It fares too well against the monolith's own pwers. It woould be simply a terrible tactical decision to let them survive. So, though some wouldconsider it a sad thing, to kill a person, the Monolith focuses on its target. They will fall. It's also worth noting that Mr Brick on a Stick has tried to kill the Monolith already, as a side note, so... It doesn't really get afforded any deontological protections in terms of ethics, Though the Monolith wouldn't care. It is, after all, a monolith, not a philosopher. It is simply here, and it fights, but likely not for any grand reasons. Butthen, I am no Monolith, so how am I to know how the Monolith thinks? At any rate, the point is... A Dark pulse slams into Mr Brick onaStick and kills him instantly.
The Mask of Hesitation flexes a tendril, broken free from the numerous holes in the Salt pile, and swings it directly overhead. The red Eishaic Scythe it bought from the Shopkeeper whistles through the air, shimmering with a celestial pattern, and seems to cut through something, reality seeming... off, along the line it traces. ...Huh, the Monolith's action is missing. Weird. Phil retreats into the air! Jerry practices eating on books. It's a bit annoying- books are terrible, why don't people just use phones?- but he perseveres! +15% chance of Globglogabgalab targeting them. ...Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Mr Brick on a Stick is too shaken by confusion- they thought they were dead, but they... aren't?- to act. The Globglogabgalab (1d100: 87) manages to avoid attacking Jerry- though he's next on the list- And focuses on Garfield! sensing the Shwibbleglibberkind, the Globglogabgalab expends 5 shwibbleglibberkind to retrieve the Shwibbleglibberkind, suddenly and rudely dumping Garfield on the floor! Ow! having done this from range, they are unaffected by the Spirits. The Animated Books charge at... Jerry! He managed to infuriate them into attacking him! they do 22 damage to him, but neither side died!
The Godmodder wonders what to do... After a moments thought, he makes a decision. the previous Shopkeeper suggested sacrificing Jerry to an eldritch Abomination... so he'll sacrifice an eldritch abomination to Jery! Specifically, the Fgicknupg. He Sacrifices the Fgicknupg to Jery! Jery, god of wifi, potato chips, getting other people to drive you home, and Death. ...At the hands of others. Minor Avatar of Jery summoned!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 340/340 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 149/150 HP 28A/-28 3/3 Cannon Meatball , statusicknes. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 19.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.8L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 7 salt. on srovys head and awake. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks, 10 salt. O look the pelican. on the kitten on Srovy's head. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 82/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday. [OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 16/25 HP (retreated) [OG-naturewriter] Jerry 98/120 HP Attack Attractor- Enemy (50%). Attack Attractor- Ally (25%). [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 1/2 Wifi 1/4 DEATH 1/6 chisps 1/8 I'm out of here. [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. [AG] Globglogabgalab 245/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP annoyed
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! wounded, guardian spirits.
A soft humming can be heard from within the machine, and suddenly, an ordinary wooden cube pops out.
3/3 for I can't think of any ideas.
Creative Block summoned! The creative block doesn't have any basic attacks and has very low HP, but can only take 1 damage from any attack and absorbs hits that its owner would take. Enemies who hit the creative block are given the Mental Block status effect for 1 round, giving them an accuracy penalty and preventing them from taking any action but basic attacks.
Auction Credits:
Winner: ADrunkenDwarf: 2 credits
Shopkeeper Charges: 1
The creative block warps from the shop and unoriginally floats next to ADrunkenDwarf.
I then begin work on a slightly bigger project.
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
I spend the next two actions beginning work on building a fortification around the shop.
Orders: Monolith, use another dark pulse on Mr. Brick on a Stick! Terror Pants, rain bullets on the books! FSM, launch a meatball at the Globglogabgalab.
It is obvious what follows being eaten: We decided to declare vore engagement. I as a best man write up some invitations for the vore wedding.
Dear [insert name], You are invited to come to our vore wedding. You may appear in formal clothing. Uninvited guests will be shot. Also following food choices are present: Steak [ ] Chicken [ ] Vegetarian [ ] Delusional Vegan [ ] SoUlS oF tHe InNoCeNt [ ] We are happy to see you next turn, Hunger for Eggs on Toast.
Name list: Godmodder OrcalordBeyond Phil Swift
Then I get an entity named "The Unhealthy" from an alternate universe to make the wedding caketoast. It will be a gigantic toast, made of baked cake dough and toasted afterwards, on it are several hard boiled peeled ostrich eggs filled with chocolate cream, which have sweet vegemite that looks like chocolate on it. The smell alone makes my swallowed stomach growl.
At last we need to throw a "Bacholer Party", where we mostly drink out pools, bathe in casinos and listen to loud alcoholic beverages. We do all this to celebrate the vore engagement.
First I shall collect rocks for what is a wedding without rocks?
second I will sculpt the rocks into flowery shapes with the help of my pelican, throwing in a splash of Paint* to add some festivity, it is my Wedding after all.
Me and my "vore-homie" need proper attire for this splendid gala, but where will I find such a piece of clothing? ah the answer is simple I shall simply ask my pelicans to create it using Rock threads.
Well, something happened. I'm not sure what. Oh well.
Seeing as nothing decided to approach me in any way, I'll keep my fighting stance. Since technically that's not doing anything new I don't think that's an action...
Anyway. I'm going to try something dumb in a bit, right after I figure out what that dumb thing is. In the meantime, I'll pass on another charge to Sirnaturewriter, and I'll use another of my actions to 'charge' myself. Can I do that? I remember something...
You get three actions per round. These can be spread among posts as desired, or placed in a single post. They can be combined into a smaller number of actions with greater individual power that round. You may also make roleplay posts without actions within them, though anything without an action behind it is highly unlikely to affect the battlefield except highly indirectly.
...oh, never mind. I'll use my remaining two actions to instead cast the Guards and Wards. I'll create a ward around the Shopkeeper's shop, as strong as I can make it. I'll make it so the Shopkeeper, whoever the Shopkeeper specifies and anyone against the Godmodder can enter. But only those people. Anyone else will be put under the suggestion, where it suggests that the person instead attacks anyone who is assisting the Godmodder.
Oh, yeah, you can charge yourself too- everyone can. It's just not a new thing and isn't in the rules list. At any rate, +1 to Nature, and then you cast a ward around the Shopkeeper Stall.
A soft humming can be heard from within the machine, and suddenly, an ordinary wooden cube pops out.
3/3 for I can't think of any ideas.
Creative Block summoned! The creative block doesn't have any basic attacks and has very low HP, but can only take 1 damage from any attack and absorbs hits that its owner would take. Enemies who hit the creative block are given the Mental Block status effect for 1 round, giving them an accuracy penalty and preventing them from taking any action but basic attacks.
Auction Credits:
Winner: ADrunkenDwarf: 2 credits
Shopkeeper Charges: 1
The creative block warps from the shop and unoriginally floats next to ADrunkenDwarf.
I then begin work on a slightly bigger project.
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
I spend the next two actions beginning work on building the beginning of a fortification around the shop.
Orders: Monolith, use another dark pulse on Mr. Brick on a Stick! Terror Pants, rain bullets on the books! FSM, launch a meatball at the Globglogabgalab.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 0
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
You summon the Creative Block! the status effect will fail on some entities- For example, those which have no basic attack. It is, after all, only a 3-charge summon. You also gather a bunch of Fortification Materials or something, for your nonspecific Fortifications you intend to fortify your franchise with. Entities Ordered.
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation quickly staggers over to the FSM, and then falls down midswing, embedding its blade in the floor. Which is to say, it misses. Hunger For Eggs on Toast is largely unaffected by this.
It is obvious what follows being eaten: We decided to declare vore engagement. I as a best man write up some invitations for the vore wedding.
Dear [insert name], You are invited to come to our vore wedding. You may appear in formal clothing. Uninvited guests will be shot. We are happy to see you next turn, Hunger for Eggs on Toast.
Name list: Godmodder OrcalordBeyond Phil Swift
Then I get an entity named "The Unhealthy" from an alternate universe to make the wedding caketoast. It will be a gigantic toast, made of baked cake dough and toasted afterwards, on it are several hard boiled peeled ostrich eggs filled with chocolate cream, which have sweet vegemite that looks like chocolate on it. The smell alone makes my swallowed stomach growl.
At last we need to throw a "Bacholer Party", where we mostly drink out pools, bathe in casinos and listen to loud alcoholic beverages. We do all this to celebrate the vore engagement.
no homo
You prepare a "Vore Wedding". Is that related to the random crystal guy from like 7 games back? anyway... Invitation list has 3 entries. Then you summon The Unhealth. He bakes you an amazing, really strong, regenerating cake which is immune to glitches. Then he removes it from the society. Luckily, since this game is not predicated on the concept of a society, this just means you can't sell it to people. Lastly, you... prepare to throw another party with pools made of drunk? oh, no, you just jumbled the words. Anyway, you'll throw another party.
First I shall collect rocks for what is a wedding without rocks?
second I will sculpt the rocks into flowery shapes with the help of my pelican, throwing in a splash of Paint* to add some festivity, it is my Wedding after all.
Me and my "vore-homie" need proper attire for this splendid gala, but where will I find such a piece of clothing? ah the answer is simple I shall simply ask my pelicans to create it using Rock threads.
* blood
You collect more rocks! (5D6: 1, 3, 5, 6, 6) 21 Rocks, in fact! Then you sculpt the rocks into flowery shapes and splash on some paint (blood). They look stunning. (After the "Vore Wedding", you find one of the Flower Rocks is still in your pocket. Or inventory. it seems to glow with the vibrancy of life, even though it's, you know, a rock.) Then you make amazing Clothing out of rocks.
Cog the warforged is confused from all the chaos so starts randomly swinging his Maul every-witch-way
He swings his maul around! And hits Jerry! 20 damage.
The Terror Pants use Machine Gun on the Animate Books, killing 10 of them. Jerry Roll, 1D100: rolls a 1. So, on Jerry for 30 damage. The Flying Spageti Monster uses Cannon Meatball on the Globglogabgalab. The meatball slams into them, tearing open a hole in their globby flesh. Before they can seal it, 30 Shwibbleglibberkind manages to leak out. Jerry Roll, 1D100: 8. They unleash their attack on Jerry. Combined with the Machine gun earlier, Jerry falls, slain. Since this was entirely not your fault, his spirit will not blame you. (It does, of course, still blame the FSM. As to whether it blames the Terror Pants, well... they're a pair of pants. It's unclear how Jerry even affected them.) Both of their Stasis sicknesses progress, seemingly worsened by the exertion, but their complexion... which they don't actually have... seems to be clearing up. It's the metaphysical complexion, mhk? Anyway, the Mask of Hesitation is then dragged off to a "vore wedding" preperations. It takes the opportunity to flick 3 more voidshards at the Pelicans,hitting with two and missing with the other. This destroys(1d40:19, converting) most of the Kittenish Pelican's rocks and salt, and (1d40:35, converting) 22 of the Earth Pelican's. The Kittenish pelican makes kittenish pelican shriek sound things of pain, and the Earth pelican, though more stoic about it, seems injured. The Kittenish and Earth Pelicans prepare the quote vore wedding unquote. The Cosmic Monolith attacks Mr.Brick on a Stick, and, since Jerry is dead, manages to kill them.
Jery sees Jerry has had a mild case of Death at the hands of others. Jery thinks they deserve some of the credit for that. Yeah, they're just going to take all of the credit for that. (They deserve exactly none of the credit for that, but technically, nobody can prove they don't.) The Globglogabgalab goes over to the Flying Spaghetti monster and spews Shwibbleglibberkind at them while holding some of the Spaghetti. The rest of it floats up into the air, snapping off those parts and doing 30 damage. the FSM is also now stuck in the air, and this expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind. The Books charge at the Cosmic Monolith, doing 6 damage!
The Godmodder starts a new charge. 1/2 for N-Golf. he also rsvps and makes two gulpins named orcalord and phil swift.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 300/300 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 89/120 HP 22A/-22 0/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 25%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 0s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, 1 voidshard. on srovys head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, 1 voidshard. O look the pelican. on the kitten on Srovy's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday. [OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 18/25 HP (retreated) [OG-naturewriter] Jerry has been Slain.. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 2/2 Wifi 2/4 DEATH 2/6 chisps 2/8 I'm out of here. [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. Is Dead. [AG] Globglogabgalab 205/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 1/2 N-Golf annoyed
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! wounded, guardian spirits.
Ok, seeing as I wasn't mentioned in the Update, I'm going to assume that I managed to follow the actions, which meant I hid, summoned a Couatl named Wormy Mcflyingworm, and jumped onto it's back to fly into the air. Which means, I'm now in the air, on a flying serpent, surrounded my guardian spirits which I assume followed me, and slightly wounded.
I'll cast Cure wounds, touching myself, to cure the injuries I gained from the Globglogabgalab. I'm gonna tell Wormy to be prepared to dodge any attacks thrown at us, and I'm not gonna take any more actions after that, as I'm not sure if my actions last turn counted.
I will, however, try to do a Nature check on the Godmodder. Given that no-one has ever seen it before this encounter, and that I am 90ft in the air, I doubt I'll find much, but It's worth a shot.
You are indeed in that situation, apologies for missing your prior post. You then heal yourself, give wormy advice, and preform a nature check on the Godmodder. The Aforementioned being, located below you on the vertical axis due to your current positioning, appears to have greater height then either width, length, or girth, in a manner roughly typical of a somewhat muscular and fit humanoid of most species, including humans. Dwarfs are, of course, a notable exception, due to their height in many cases being or being portrayed as similar to their own width, which is to say, the Godmodder is not dwarf-height relative to their width. In addition, the Godmodders scale in general is not sufficiently extreme as compared to the baseline of most not-already-denied humanoids to provide significant evidence as to their species, leaving a note of uncertainty. their epidermic layer appears to be a healthy shade for a human, villager, social justice warrior, and some rare varieties of goblin or bandit, but a decidedly unusual one for an elf, and what can be seen of their arms appears somewhat more used then would be expected of a nobleman or otherwise pampered subspecies. While the proclivity of Humans and the subject of this diatribe's ability to detach their sleeves from one another suggests they are likely not a villager suggests they may be closely related to the homo sapiens species, and their lack of objection to this entire monologue on the basis that it assumes there are any forms of differences between species suggests they are not a member of the Social Justice Warrior pseudo-subspecies, there are some unusual properties which make it appear that they may not be in the previously specified category. Primarily, this refers to the exemplary characteristics they possess, including the ability to fly, conjure things unaided, and the immense adaptability of their body, which appears to extend to their mind and most forms of harm. Their epidermis and internal structures also appear to regenerate with exceptional speed, and although something is depleted in the process, this array of abilities is unusual for a member of the Homo Sapies species. However, their divergences may be explained by a class of some sort, leaving this the leading possibility, despite the array of counterarguments, as those counterarguments apply equally to all of the potential conclusions with regards to the aforementioned beings species, not just their potential humanity. TL;DR: The Godmodder shares many properties with humans and is probably a human.
I pull out my Encyclopedia of Maladies: S-T again and look for statis sikund and statusicknes. Perhaps the misspellings mean something?
I'll also begin a new charge, unrelated to the shop one, in order to summon a loyal displacer beast.
1/10 for Displacer Beast
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 0
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
1/10 for Displacer Beast
You find statis sikund is primarily related to whether the afflicted's health stat is of equal value throughout its lifespan- a factor relevant due to the Terror Pants becoming the Terror Shorts at half health, and gaining dodge in the process. Statusicknes appears to be related to a constantly changing status- for example, due to a large or continually used charge-up special. you also start a charge. In the next player response, the Eishalon rolls high on its attack rolls, killing Phil the Pseudodragon.
Looks like Sirnaturewriter needs more charges- I'll happily donate him three. Just because I'm strapped for ideas on how to take this person on.
charges donated.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation lobs a single starshard at Phil the Pseudodragon. 1d100: 50, hit. 1d40: 35. it does 35 damage to Phil, killing them.
A brief cloud of smoke erupts on the battlefield, and disperses just as quickly. Standing in the now disappearing cloud is... someone new?
The Tabaxi grins. "Well ain't this place neat!" Gripping his bagpipes, the Tabaxi glances at the other people on the battlefield, and then the Godmodder.
"They say you're quite a powerful creature, Godmodder." The Tabaxi's grin changes to a snarl. "Strong enough to kill my brother. I've spent countless years tracking down the creature that done it. Only a creature as powerful as you coulda killed 'im." The Tabaxi's hand twitches and he is quiet for a second. Then the grin returns.
"But now's the time for you to pay for all that you've done. Godmodder, I CHALLENGE YOU!"
The Tabaxi casts longstrider on itself and goes charging at the Godmodder, blowing a ferocious battle cry into the bagpipes as it does so (something like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). A Spiritual Weapon appears in its tail (A rapier, lets say) and hits the Globglogabglab, as the Tabaxi spins wildly in the center of all the books, slashing at all it possibly can.
The Godmodder bursts out laughing for a second as you blow your ferocious battle cry. Then you ram into him. 2 damage to the Godmodder! bouncing off, you proceed to attack the Globglogabgalab (losing them 15 shwibbleglibberkind), and kill 8 of his books.
I take double revolvers that shoot lasers and shoot the godmodder repeatedly
The Godmodder looks at his face in a mirror, seemingly oblivious, before tilting his head to the side. the laser bounces off his mirror by obviously-not-coincidence, and sets your revolvers on fire.
The Terror Pants and FSM idle. the FSM does its best not to charge up the Cannon meatball(1D20, dc 7, rolls 1), and fails so hard it charges it twice instead. This worsens the stasusicknes, but hey- its nearly full again, for what that's worth. The Mask of Hesitation isn't sure what to do... it waits. The Pelicans look at Hunger for Eggs on Toast, which isn't doing anything. They're not sure what to do, so they don't. The Cosmic Monolith has no orders. it, too, idles. Doomsday is now fully charged.
the Avatar of Jery uses WiFi. Lets see, uh... The Terror Pants are a machine, maybe they have WiFi. Jery moseys on over to them. Man, the WiFi sucks here! They start climbing up the Terror Pants, looking for a better signal. In the process, they get a lot of cipshs all over the Terror Pants. it's disgusting, and itchy, and oily! bleh! Then Jery finally figures out to connect to the Terror Pants WiFi. They quickly cue up six downloads, open eight websites,order nine pizzas, start two online games, open three other games, buy seven, and start looking for stuff on the Terror Pants operating system. the Pants are disgusted. Why would they ever play 'miocraft' when minecraft's available? wh-They can't even run that game! No, that simulator doesn't fix the problem, they don't have enough RAM! and you can't just download more of that! Oh come on! That one's literally called Not_A_Game_Is_actually_a_virus.exe! Why would they- Wait. Oh no! downloading Not_A_Game_Is_actually_a_virus.exe through the terror pants let it infect them! Man, they just keep getting sicker... new Terror Pants status: Hacked. The Terror Pants might act in the [AG] phase while Jery remains alive! They also take 20 damage from all the mucking around. The Globglogabgalab sees it's lost too many of its animate books! They quickly flee the field. Then, the Globglogabgalab makes their move. They are the Flibberblaubuhblub, and Flibber means home, so they are home to the Blaubuhblub! expending 20 Shwibbleglibberkind, they summon a Blaubuhblub, which leaps out of their mouth, before growling threateningly at the OG side! ...I'm not sure what a Blaubuhblub should be, so let's say they look like a really fat wolf. the Globglogabgalab, in wolf form. The Godmodder charges up N-Golf to full, then heads to the wedding. But the Wedding hasn't started yet! Hunger for Eggs on Toast has stage fright, I take it? I dunno, they had time. Shrugging, the Godmodder decides to play N-Golf, where N = 2. But there's nobody but him there! He needs another player! But who else will play with him in a game of Golf for Two? Well, Golf is sort of like Tennis, right? Yes? Maybe? Arguably? sure. So, he invites a famous player of Tennis for two: Waluigi. Sadly for Waluigi, Waluigi isn't good Golf player. So when the Godmodder totally cheats yep, Waluigi loses in their attempts to be number one at TennisGolf. This makes them mad. So mad, they stomp off the golf course and head to the battlefield, joining the Godmodders other forces. Waluigi Summoned!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 250/270 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked. statis sikund [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 78/70 HP 18A/-18 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 30.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 1s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, 1 voidshard. on HfEoT's head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, 1 voidshard. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon : Slain. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 1/2 Wifi 3/4 DEATH 3/6 chisps 3/8 I'm out of here. [AG] Globglogabgalab 190/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub 43 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP annoyed at HfEoT
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield. also, lies. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded, on Couatl, in air. guardian spirits.
Using divine magic and no small amount of stupidity I combine my gathering pickaxe with my face allowing me to simply munch the ground to collect rocks and eat the leftover materials for sustenance.
I pet my pelicans, while removing any abyssite shards from them. and put the earth pelican on top of the kittenish pelican.
salt hmmm with pelicans (possibly even eating HV along the way)
void means empty (like my soul)
I consent to being eaten
edit: no homo
Also yes I am quite salty
but
now that I am eaten it is actually good since salt can be used to season food
I concentrate and consume the factory before being consumed myself, integrating it into my biology so that I can access it even while being integrated into Srovys biology, which should make us into a super being above others.
EDIT:
yes I eat even if I have a mask on. The mask just opens maw on my command and then I use tentacles to shove it into my mouth behind my mouth.
You talk and also think.
You are nice to Jerry! Inspired, he decides to try and target his annoyingness more towards the Globglogabgalab, grabbing a book and messily eating potato chips on it (not the book you grabbed)! the Globglogabgalab is more likely to re-target this turn.
You read Encyclopedia of Maladies of All Kinds: S-T and flip to Stasis sickness. After going to different sections a few times (the first one was Static sickness, and the other two are the wrong kind of Stasis- there's a lot of things in this book... in fact, it seems to be slowly growing with time.), you find the section of Stasis Sickness, the kind your entities have been affected by. Apparently, it's caused by many things. Generally, when a fighter is placed in an unassailable location of certain types, the sudden reintoduction of both danger and the capability of progressing can causes light dizziness, leading to a few turns of non-action. In the 'Speculation' section, it also notes that it is believed to leave the target somewhat more vulnerable to diseases of certain types. Since Stasis Sickness is generally a mild condition and passes within half an hour, There has been no research into cures.
shopkeeping started! The different method will not alter summon strength, as Piono didn't receive any benefits from being more neutral about it to begin with(since [A] people can just act like [OG] anyway, giving buffs to them for declairing themselves [A] would be unfair, and he was basically [OG] in a lot of ways- only really helped the Godmodder once.).
Orders Given.
You carefully give the Book to Sirnaturewriter without letting it wriggle away!
You also give Sirnaturewriter a charge point!
Lastly, you prepare a spell to activate in the event of Shop being attacked.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation attacks the FSM with the crystal blade (freed by copious squirming)! It manages to aim (94) practically perfectly, doing (1d40) 15 damage!
You create a zone around yourself with spiritual guardians preventing proximity!
You now have a pickaxe for a face. This will make it slightly more difficult for others to steal.
You retrieve the voidshards from your pelicans, and turn them into a tower of Pelicans.
Lastly, you eat a lot of salt (3, 5, 5, 5, 1, -3 to reach 16), but then you run into HV! You eat some of him too, but he is too big to fit in your mouth, and also not something pickaxe-gatherable. The pelicans also gather some salt.
You do your best to consume the factory, but like... where is it? I'm pretty sure it's not on the battlefield.
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 19.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.8L
You also help Srovy consume you. Hungry Visitor and Srovy become Hunger for Eggs on Toast.
It totally makes sense.
Also, Hungry Visitor's face is still sticking out of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's mouth, because it's FLEX TAPED to the mask of hesitation, and the Mask of Hesitation's mask is both indestructible and unwilling.
EoTB
Terror Pants and FSM have no orders... the complete absence of any form of action seems to do the Pants some good, but the FSM keeps losing health at the same rate.
The Pelicans gather salt.
The Cosmic Monolith focuses on Mr Brick on a Stick. They cannot be allowed to survive. The ability to bypass dodge...
It fares too well against the monolith's own pwers. It woould be simply a terrible tactical decision to let them survive.
So, though some would consider it a sad thing, to kill a person, the Monolith focuses on its target. They will fall.
It's also worth noting that Mr Brick on a Stick has tried to kill the Monolith already, as a side note, so...
It doesn't really get afforded any deontological protections in terms of ethics, Though the Monolith wouldn't care.
It is, after all, a monolith, not a philosopher. It is simply here, and it fights, but likely not for any grand reasons.
But then, I am no Monolith, so how am I to know how the Monolith thinks? At any rate, the point is...
A Dark pulse slams into Mr Brick on a Stick and kills him instantly.
The Mask of Hesitation flexes a tendril, broken free from the numerous holes in the Salt pile, and swings it directly overhead. The red Eishaic Scythe it bought from the Shopkeeper whistles through the air, shimmering with a celestial pattern, and seems to cut through something, reality seeming... off, along the line it traces.
...Huh, the Monolith's action is missing. Weird.
Phil retreats into the air!
Jerry practices eating on books. It's a bit annoying- books are terrible, why don't people just use phones?- but he perseveres! +15% chance of Globglogabgalab targeting them.
...Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Mr Brick on a Stick is too shaken by confusion- they thought they were dead, but they... aren't?- to act.
The Globglogabgalab (1d100: 87) manages to avoid attacking Jerry- though he's next on the list- And focuses on Garfield! sensing the Shwibbleglibberkind, the Globglogabgalab expends 5 shwibbleglibberkind to retrieve the Shwibbleglibberkind, suddenly and rudely dumping Garfield on the floor! Ow! having done this from range, they are unaffected by the Spirits.
The Animated Books charge at... Jerry! He managed to infuriate them into attacking him! they do 22 damage to him, but neither side died!
The Godmodder wonders what to do... After a moments thought, he makes a decision. the previous Shopkeeper suggested sacrificing Jerry to an eldritch Abomination... so he'll sacrifice an eldritch abomination to Jery!
Specifically, the Fgicknupg. He Sacrifices the Fgicknupg to Jery! Jery, god of wifi, potato chips, getting other people to drive you home, and Death.
...At the hands of others.
Minor Avatar of Jery summoned!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 340/340 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 149/150 HP 28A/-28 3/3 Cannon Meatball , statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 7 salt. on srovys head and awake.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks, 10 salt. O look the pelican. on the kitten on Srovy's head.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 82/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday.
[OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 16/25 HP (retreated)
[OG-naturewriter] Jerry 98/120 HP Attack Attractor- Enemy (50%). Attack Attractor- Ally (25%).
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 1/2 Wifi 1/4 DEATH 1/6 chisps 1/8 I'm out of here.
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 245/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!
Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP annoyed
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! wounded, guardian spirits.
A soft humming can be heard from within the machine, and suddenly, an ordinary wooden cube pops out.
3/3 for I can't think of any ideas.
Creative Block summoned! The creative block doesn't have any basic attacks and has very low HP, but can only take 1 damage from any attack and absorbs hits that its owner would take. Enemies who hit the creative block are given the Mental Block status effect for 1 round, giving them an accuracy penalty and preventing them from taking any action but basic attacks.
Auction Credits:
Winner: ADrunkenDwarf: 2 credits
Shopkeeper Charges: 1
The creative block warps from the shop and unoriginally floats next to ADrunkenDwarf.
I then begin work on a slightly bigger project.
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
I spend the next two actions beginning work on building a fortification around the shop.
Orders: Monolith, use another dark pulse on Mr. Brick on a Stick! Terror Pants, rain bullets on the books! FSM, launch a meatball at the Globglogabgalab.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 0
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
It is obvious what follows being eaten:
We decided to declare vore engagement.
I as a best man write up some invitations for the vore wedding.
Dear [insert name],
You are invited to come to our vore wedding. You may appear in formal clothing.
Uninvited guests will be shot.
Also following food choices are present:
Steak [ ]
Chicken [ ]
Vegetarian [ ]
Delusional Vegan [ ]
SoUlS oF tHe InNoCeNt [ ]
We are happy to see you next turn,
Hunger for Eggs on Toast.
Name list:
Godmodder
OrcalordBeyond
Phil Swift
Then I get an entity named "The Unhealthy" from an alternate universe to make the wedding caketoast.
It will be a gigantic toast, made of baked cake dough and toasted afterwards, on it are several hard boiled peeled ostrich eggs filled with chocolate cream, which have sweet vegemite that looks like chocolate on it.
The smell alone makes my swallowed stomach growl.
At last we need to throw a "Bacholer Party", where we mostly drink out pools, bathe in casinos and listen to loud alcoholic beverages. We do all this to celebrate the vore engagement.
no homo
seems I must prepare for our "vore wedding" (
)
First I shall collect rocks for what is a wedding without rocks?
second I will sculpt the rocks into flowery shapes with the help of my pelican, throwing in a splash of Paint* to add some festivity, it is my Wedding after all.
Me and my "vore-homie" need proper attire for this splendid gala, but where will I find such a piece of clothing? ah the answer is simple I shall simply ask my pelicans to create it using Rock threads.
* blood
Cog the warforged is confused from all the chaos so starts randomly swinging his Maul every-witch-way
Oh, yeah, you can charge yourself too- everyone can. It's just not a new thing and isn't in the rules list.
At any rate, +1 to Nature, and then you cast a ward around the Shopkeeper Stall.
You summon the Creative Block! the status effect will fail on some entities- For example, those which have no basic attack. It is, after all, only a 3-charge summon.
You also gather a bunch of Fortification Materials or something, for your nonspecific Fortifications you intend to fortify your franchise with.
Entities Ordered.
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation quickly staggers over to the FSM, and then falls down midswing, embedding its blade in the floor. Which is to say, it misses.
Hunger For Eggs on Toast is largely unaffected by this.
You prepare a "Vore Wedding". Is that related to the random crystal guy from like 7 games back? anyway... Invitation list has 3 entries.
Then you summon The Unhealth. He bakes you an amazing, really strong, regenerating cake which is immune to glitches. Then he removes it from the society. Luckily, since this game is not predicated on the concept of a society, this just means you can't sell it to people.
Lastly, you... prepare to throw another party with pools made of drunk? oh, no, you just jumbled the words. Anyway, you'll throw another party.
You collect more rocks! (5D6: 1, 3, 5, 6, 6) 21 Rocks, in fact!
Then you sculpt the rocks into flowery shapes and splash on some paint (blood). They look stunning. (After the "Vore Wedding", you find one of the Flower Rocks is still in your pocket. Or inventory. it seems to glow with the vibrancy of life, even though it's, you know, a rock.)
Then you make amazing Clothing out of rocks.
He swings his maul around!
And hits Jerry! 20 damage.
The Terror Pants use Machine Gun on
the Animate Books, killing 10 of them.Jerry Roll, 1D100: rolls a 1. So, on Jerry for 30 damage.The Flying Spageti Monster uses Cannon Meatball on
the Globglogabgalab. The meatball slams into them, tearing open a hole in their globby flesh. Before they can seal it, 30 Shwibbleglibberkind manages to leak out.Jerry Roll, 1D100: 8. They unleash their attack on Jerry. Combined with the Machine gun earlier, Jerry falls, slain.Since this was entirely not your fault, his spirit will not blame you. (It does, of course, still blame the FSM. As to whether it blames the Terror Pants, well... they're a pair of pants. It's unclear how Jerry even affected them.)
Both of their Stasis sicknesses progress, seemingly worsened by the exertion, but their complexion... which they don't actually have... seems to be clearing up.
It's the metaphysical complexion, mhk?
Anyway, the Mask of Hesitation is then dragged off to a "vore wedding" preperations. It takes the opportunity to flick 3 more voidshards at the Pelicans,hitting with two and missing with the other. This destroys(1d40:19, converting) most of the Kittenish Pelican's rocks and salt, and (1d40:35, converting) 22 of the Earth Pelican's. The Kittenish pelican makes kittenish pelican shriek sound things of pain, and the Earth pelican, though more stoic about it, seems injured.
The Kittenish and Earth Pelicans prepare the quote vore wedding unquote.
The Cosmic Monolith attacks Mr.Brick on a Stick, and, since Jerry is dead, manages to kill them.
Jery sees Jerry has had a mild case of Death at the hands of others. Jery thinks they deserve some of the credit for that. Yeah, they're just going to take all of the credit for that.
(They deserve exactly none of the credit for that, but technically, nobody can prove they don't.)
The Globglogabgalab goes over to the Flying Spaghetti monster and spews Shwibbleglibberkind at them while holding some of the Spaghetti. The rest of it floats up into the air, snapping off those parts and doing 30 damage. the FSM is also now stuck in the air, and this expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind.
The Books charge at the Cosmic Monolith, doing 6 damage!
The Godmodder starts a new charge. 1/2 for N-Golf. he also rsvps and makes two gulpins named orcalord and phil swift.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 300/300 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 25%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 0s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 89/120 HP 22A/-22 0/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, 1 voidshard. on srovys head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, 1 voidshard. O look the pelican. on the kitten on Srovy's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday.
[OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 18/25 HP (retreated)
[OG-naturewriter] Jerry has been Slain..
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 2/2 Wifi 2/4 DEATH 2/6 chisps 2/8 I'm out of here.
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. Is Dead.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 205/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!
Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 1/2 N-Golf annoyed
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended)
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! wounded, guardian spirits.
I pull out my Encyclopedia of Maladies: S-T again and look for statis sikund and statusicknes. Perhaps the misspellings mean something?
I'll also begin a new charge, unrelated to the shop one, in order to summon a loyal displacer beast.
1/10 for Displacer Beast
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 0
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
1/10 for Displacer Beast
I take double revolvers that shoot lasers and shoot the godmodder repeatedly
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
You are indeed in that situation, apologies for missing your prior post.
You then heal yourself, give wormy advice, and preform a nature check on the Godmodder. The Aforementioned being, located below you on the vertical axis due to your current positioning, appears to have greater height then either width, length, or girth, in a manner roughly typical of a somewhat muscular and fit humanoid of most species, including humans. Dwarfs are, of course, a notable exception, due to their height in many cases being or being portrayed as similar to their own width, which is to say, the Godmodder is not dwarf-height relative to their width. In addition, the Godmodders scale in general is not sufficiently extreme as compared to the baseline of most not-already-denied humanoids to provide significant evidence as to their species, leaving a note of uncertainty. their epidermic layer appears to be a healthy shade for a human, villager, social justice warrior, and some rare varieties of goblin or bandit, but a decidedly unusual one for an elf, and what can be seen of their arms appears somewhat more used then would be expected of a nobleman or otherwise pampered subspecies. While the proclivity of Humans and the subject of this diatribe's ability to detach their sleeves from one another suggests they are likely not a villager suggests they may be closely related to the homo sapiens species, and their lack of objection to this entire monologue on the basis that it assumes there are any forms of differences between species suggests they are not a member of the Social Justice Warrior pseudo-subspecies, there are some unusual properties which make it appear that they may not be in the previously specified category. Primarily, this refers to the exemplary characteristics they possess, including the ability to fly, conjure things unaided, and the immense adaptability of their body, which appears to extend to their mind and most forms of harm. Their epidermis and internal structures also appear to regenerate with exceptional speed, and although something is depleted in the process, this array of abilities is unusual for a member of the Homo Sapies species. However, their divergences may be explained by a class of some sort, leaving this the leading possibility, despite the array of counterarguments, as those counterarguments apply equally to all of the potential conclusions with regards to the aforementioned beings species, not just their potential humanity.
TL;DR: The Godmodder shares many properties with humans and is probably a human.
You find statis sikund is primarily related to whether the afflicted's health stat is of equal value throughout its lifespan- a factor relevant due to the Terror Pants becoming the Terror Shorts at half health, and gaining dodge in the process.
Statusicknes appears to be related to a constantly changing status- for example, due to a large or continually used charge-up special.
you also start a charge.
In the next player response, the Eishalon rolls high on its attack rolls, killing Phil the Pseudodragon.
charges donated.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation lobs a single starshard at Phil the Pseudodragon. 1d100: 50, hit. 1d40: 35. it does 35 damage to Phil, killing them.
The Godmodder bursts out laughing for a second as you blow your ferocious battle cry. Then you ram into him.
2 damage to the Godmodder!
bouncing off, you proceed to attack the Globglogabgalab (losing them 15 shwibbleglibberkind), and kill 8 of his books.
The Godmodder looks at his face in a mirror, seemingly oblivious, before tilting his head to the side. the laser bounces off his mirror by obviously-not-coincidence, and sets your revolvers on fire.
The Terror Pants and FSM idle. the FSM does its best not to charge up the Cannon meatball(1D20, dc 7, rolls 1), and fails so hard it charges it twice instead.
This worsens the stasusicknes, but hey- its nearly full again, for what that's worth.
The Mask of Hesitation isn't sure what to do... it waits.
The Pelicans look at Hunger for Eggs on Toast, which isn't doing anything. They're not sure what to do, so they don't.
The Cosmic Monolith has no orders. it, too, idles. Doomsday is now fully charged.
the Avatar of Jery uses WiFi. Lets see, uh... The Terror Pants are a machine, maybe they have WiFi. Jery moseys on over to them. Man, the WiFi sucks here! They start climbing up the Terror Pants, looking for a better signal. In the process, they get a lot of cipshs all over the Terror Pants. it's disgusting, and itchy, and oily! bleh! Then Jery finally figures out to connect to the Terror Pants WiFi. They quickly cue up six downloads, open eight websites,order nine pizzas, start two online games, open three other games, buy seven, and start looking for stuff on the Terror Pants operating system. the Pants are disgusted. Why would they ever play 'miocraft' when minecraft's available? wh-They can't even run that game! No, that simulator doesn't fix the problem, they don't have enough RAM! and you can't just download more of that! Oh come on! That one's literally called Not_A_Game_Is_actually_a_virus.exe! Why would they- Wait. Oh no! downloading Not_A_Game_Is_actually_a_virus.exe through the terror pants let it infect them! Man, they just keep getting sicker...
new Terror Pants status: Hacked. The Terror Pants might act in the [AG] phase while Jery remains alive! They also take 20 damage from all the mucking around.
The Globglogabgalab sees it's lost too many of its animate books! They quickly flee the field. Then, the Globglogabgalab makes their move. They are the Flibberblaubuhblub, and Flibber means home, so they are home to the Blaubuhblub! expending 20 Shwibbleglibberkind, they summon a Blaubuhblub, which leaps out of their mouth, before growling threateningly at the OG side!
...I'm not sure what a Blaubuhblub should be, so let's say they look like a really fat wolf. the Globglogabgalab, in wolf form.
The Godmodder charges up N-Golf to full, then heads to the wedding. But the Wedding hasn't started yet! Hunger for Eggs on Toast has stage fright, I take it? I dunno, they had time.
Shrugging, the Godmodder decides to play N-Golf, where N = 2. But there's nobody but him there! He needs another player! But who else will play with him in a game of Golf for Two?
Well, Golf is sort of like Tennis, right? Yes? Maybe? Arguably? sure. So, he invites a famous player of Tennis for two: Waluigi.
Sadly for Waluigi, Waluigi isn't good Golf player. So when the Godmodder totally cheats yep, Waluigi loses in their attempts to be number one at
TennisGolf. This makes them mad. So mad, they stomp off the golf course and head to the battlefield, joining the Godmodders other forces.Waluigi Summoned!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 250/270 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked. statis sikund
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 30.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 1s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 78/70 HP 18A/-18 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, 1 voidshard. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, 1 voidshard. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon : Slain.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery 120/120 HP 1/2 Wifi 3/4 DEATH 3/6 chisps 3/8 I'm out of here.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 190/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,
flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 43 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP annoyed at HfEoT
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield. also, lies.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded, on Couatl, in air. guardian spirits.