I place the last two charges into the Displacer Beast.
10/10 for Divsodfhu Ehdvw
"WHAT? THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!"
As I pull the lever on the shop, the entire battlefield seems to momentarily shift. As it comes back into focus, the shopkeeper's emporium has been enclosed by a large, onyx colisseum, flaming braziers lining the top of the walls, seeming to shift positions constantly. I slowly come back into focus, and standing before me is a towering, feline creature, each tail barbed, and in each of its four opposable hands lies a dancing scimitar.
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan, Guardian of the Blink Dog's Shield, has awoken! Her relatively large health pool is augmented by the fact that her image seems to warp around, often in a different location than where she is. She has a high dodge chance, but does not deal very high damage in it of herself. However, she is able to summon displacer beasts every so often.
Zeolhwyan snarls at me, preparing for a fight. ROUND 1, start!
Orders: All of you, come here! FSM, heal the Terror Pants! Cosmic Monolith, fire your flare! Terror Pants, use Spray and Pray!
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight):
=IF(AND(entity=belong to Hunger For Eggs on Toast;idle); collect rocks; False) // this tells the entities that belong to us and are currently idle to collect rocks
Also collect rocks.
Also... hmm this invisibility is pretty hard so I just make all of the contents of the invisibox completely translucent (letting through 100% of all light without changing the lights movements from their normal movements).
You set up some code I don't know how to read. it appears the universes operating system (dc 13: 4) doesn't have that coding language's libraries installed. You collect (1, 1, 2, 4, 1) 9 rocks! you then make your invisibox's contents invisible.
And for my last action, I'll summon some of the mask's power to launch a beam of energy (or something) at the Godmodder!
You launch a fireball at the junk pile! it destroys... 20 things, and let's leave it at that. Then, you try to kill the slime blob... it splits itself in an amoeba's manner, and your spell targets the smaller one, doing 20 damage. Then you summon the masks power to launch a beam of "energy (or something)" at the Godmodder! Said beam ends up being... feromagnetism, keeping the godmodder from pulling some stuff out of his pocket until the beam stops being there. which is quickly. The Godmodder smiles for a second, you think. his lip twitched, anyway. what does he know that you don't? There must be something going on here... better keep a close eye on everything. at once.
Sitting in the Shop with the Shopkeeper and the Astral Chicken, I decide to use some of my History Knowledge to find out a bit of lore.
I use my History to find out a) What do these Eggs do? and b) What do the Masks do? (I'm adding a History roll with a +3 modifier that you can take into account if you like) 88
And lastly, I look at my phone. "Drat." I begin rubbing it against my fur to gather Static Electricity to charge it.
Astral Plane Chicken:The cool chicken from the Astral Plane!
Loyal Kobold Band: 2/12 A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. My phone's dead though so I can't call them just yet, and I need to secure them a route of passage.
You determine that those eggs didn't show up in the past. they look like normal eggs. very detailed. Your knowledge of history tells you that the first time someone wore one of those masks, they used the power of the στεφανιαίο λείψανο to go insane on purpose and turn into a hostile boss. After the power of the στεφανιαίο λείψανο started to slacken, they got exploded by bone growths from the mask, from the inside out, and replaced with the Manifest of Folly. The second time someone wore one of those masks, they were an entity, and became stronger, but never really did much. Then the mask ate them, and replaced them with the Mask of Hesitation. each mask is differently shaped and colored, though, and a sample size of two isn't much. Then, you start gathering static electricity. your fur is now standing on edge in a big poofy ball.
I get some magic "dust" over the portal so that it should work. Magic dust fixes logical problems.
Next I er... show the godmodder the head of the medusa
then I summon an air elemental
your magic dust fixes logical problems. Now your portal leads to the semielemental plane of cakes. Then you show the Godmodder the head of medusa. 20 He makes the save for petrification and goes "yes, interesting.", like he's a scientist out of Gesokh. You summon an air elemental. The Air elemental sees all the rock beings you've got working for you, and decides it doesn't like your side very much. As it sorta slowly backs away, the Godmodder whispers something to it and it joins his side. drat.
I place the last two charges into the Displacer Beast.
10/10 for Divsodfhu Ehdvu
"WHAT? THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!"
As I pull the lever on the shop, the entire battlefield seems to momentarily shift. As it comes back into focus, the shopkeeper's emporium has been enclosed by a large, onyx colisseum, flaming braziers lining the top of the walls, seeming to shift positions constantly. I slowly come back into focus, and standing before me is a towering, feline creature, each tail barbed, and in each of its four opposable hands lies a dancing scimitar.
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan, Guardian of the Blink Dog's Shield, has awoken! Her relatively large health pool is augmented by the fact that her image seems to warp around, often in a different location than where she is. She has a high dodge chance, but does not deal very high damage in it of herself. However, she is able to summon displacer beasts every so often.
Zeolhwyan snarls at me, preparing for a fight. ROUND 1, start!
Orders: All of you, come here! FSM, heal the Terror Pants! Cosmic Monolith, fire your flare! Terror Pants, use Spray and Pray!
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight):
2/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
BardyMcBardyFace: 1
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
You have summoned...
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 150/150 HP, 60% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities! Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic! Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A [Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm. [Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand. [Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm. <strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. @*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M [Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'!
EORR the FSM, Terror pants, and cosmic monolith act as ordered! Zeolhwyan shades their eyes, receiving a notable accuracy debuff! I don't have the Spray-and-pray formula with me at the moment, but Zeolhwyan has their own dodge, and you rolled (DC 60 - 30) too low to hit with it. As for the arms, 59, 50, 32, and 87 were your rolls, soyou might have hit one of them.changed my mind- it's probably better to treat them as one hoard, not 4 seperate and identical entities. and the tails are behind the body. You stands around. the Mask of Hungry Visitation tries to gather rocks. it picks up (1d7=5) (1d7=4) 5 and 4, with its separate two actions. The Pelicans gather 6 rocks each. the rock crab gathers (1d5=...1) one rock. again. the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster works on Creating a Rock Collector Crab. the Rock Maker Machine gathers (1d5=2)+(25% chance of 1d5= 5) rocks, or, 7 rocks. Said rocks are not invisible, since they were not in the Box when HV made it invisible, allowing things to tell where it is, more or less. The Astral Plane Chicken clucks angrily at Zeolhwyan, and hunkers down over its eggs. I assume that's how a chicken would react to the appearance of a cat-being which seems hostile. The Slime Blob glops over to the invisible box and eats some of it for 10 damage. The pile gains 'mushrooms' as a category. The Air Elemental attacks You with all the force of a light breeze doing 1 damage. acting again, The Air Elemental attacks You with all the force of a light breeze doing 1 damage. not giving up, the Air Elemental attacks You once more, and then thrice further, with slight puffs of air, doing 1 damage each time, and finishes off with a final stream of air which does 1 damage. The Godmodder plucks a flower out of his pocket in his perpetual shovelling, finishing off Thargar.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 49/70 HP 2/3 Gravity. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 19 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 20/20 HP gather rocks!A invisible! {Invisible box, 8 hp} Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 32 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 7 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 9 pieces of generic junk, 4 pens, 3 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 9 mouldy rotten foods(...), 10 Knives, 19 Bitcoins, 10 mushrooms, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [AG] Air Elemental 40/40 HP, 50% dodge, 1x7A [AG]Slime Blob 45 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
Colosseum EoRR
Zeolhwyan towers over SirNatureWriter, having dodged the barrage of bullets unscathed. They raise a hand, pointing the Scimitar held within it into the sky. a lightning crackles over it, and a wave shoots out through the arena, leaving... well, Sirnaturewriter is the only biologically one... Sirnaturewriter feeling slightly queasy. smoothly, they lower the blade again, a sheen of light following behind it a half-second slower. A moment later, (1D?±?±?) two Displacer Beasts step through nothing, shimmering into existence as a flickering form that soon resolves into two hunched monsters, flickering slightly to one side or another every few seconds. They growl. Seeming satisfied, Zeolhwyan lopes towards SirNaturewriter and prepares for combat, blade-on-flesh. Stabbing down onto them, the blades (having made their accuracy rolls with an 81, 86, and 55) crash into the existing defenses for Sirnaturewriter's Shopkeeping, shattering them. With a growl, Zeolhwyan settles into a readier stance for the battle .
[P] Sirnaturewriter. presently uninjured. [SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!) [SNW] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20A/-15A [SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 46/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*4) Flash (?) 4/4 doomsday. [AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 150/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities! Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic! Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A [Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm. [Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand. [Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm. <strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. @*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M [Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'! [AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance, 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 80 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (2.7) - Jittery Jumps I, Paranoia's Protection I, Lightnings Liason I SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
I install Microsoft Excel on Universe after buying Microsoft with a big sum from my robux. My code should work now... unless... I also install Windows 100 on Universe so that I got the OS to run Microsoft Excel... and I also awaken it.
I show the air elemental the head of the medusa and he turns into a rock elemental.
Swiss, swash, rock, waddle, stone, breath in, out. Perform a handstand, repeat. Feel a bit winded.
Swiss, swash the water in your mouth, shake my hands, shake, feel the friction, breath out, in. Perform a one-handed handstand, repeat. Feel like your hands burn.
Swash, Swiss, shake, wobble, panic, breath in, have your air pressed out of your lungs as you collapse, crash, play rock music. Throw yourself into water, repeat. Feel like your ribs are broken.
Swiss, swash, shake, swiss, swash, splash, hit the bottom, grip the sand, trust myself in water, slowly drown, but then float back to the surface half-dead. Feel happy.
I have successfully done the Elemental Dance. For my second dance, I bribe the Air (or Rock if Hungry-Visitor's action succeeds) Elemental with a cookie imbued in the power of the Elemental Dance to join the OG side of OriGinal Elemental Users.
A Squidship, torn right from the obscure past of Dungeons and Dragons, flies over the horizon, blasting gangsta rap through a magically-amplified sound system with a bass boost so intense that it shakes everyone to the bone.
Acerak the Eternal, AKA Acererak's disappointing cousin, has returned to the battlefield.
I take the sticks I collected quite a few pages ago and fling them towards Zeolhwyan. As they fly through the air, I mutter an incantation, and, with a flourish of my arms, I cast...
3/3 for...
STICKS TO SNAKES!
The sticks begin to quiver, and, as they reach Zeolhwyan, are morphed into angry rattlesnakes. Disturbed by the presence of a hulking monstrosity threatening to trample them, they attack!
Orders: FSM, launch a meatball towards the Cosmic Monolith. Terror Pants, keep on spraying and praying.
Cosmic Monolith, use DOOMSDAY.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight):
Also I summon some bullets with high momentum frozen in time (to be released later). I gather rocks.
I attack the Godmodder: Law magic: The godmodder will lose 1 HP if: He does not take player based damage this round The godmodder will gain 1 HP if: He does take player based damage beside the content of this law magic. Hm... this should last 1 round.
I install Microsoft Excel on Universe after buying Microsoft with a big sum from my robux. My code should work now... unless... I also install Windows 100 on Universe so that I got the OS to run Microsoft Excel... and I also awaken it.
I show the air elemental the head of the medusa and he turns into a rock elemental.
Sadly, you already tanked the Robux-money exchange rate. this keeps you from buying microsoft, which keeps you from forcing them to skip right to windows 100. However, you successfully awaken the CD for excel you "find". luckily, your continued attempts to make an automatic orderer qualify as orders. Then, you turn the air elemental into a rock elemental! It gaspes in horror, and now hates not only you, but itself. You see, the Air Elementals anti-rock perspective is largely due to its societal upbringing, and not instinctual, keeping it from changing with the transformation. Now the Elemental truly despises you.
Swiss, swash, rock, waddle, stone, breath in, out. Perform a handstand, repeat. Feel a bit winded.
Swiss, swash the water in your mouth, shake my hands, shake, feel the friction, breath out, in. Perform a one-handed handstand, repeat. Feel like your hands burn.
Swash, Swiss, shake, wobble, panic, breath in, have your air pressed out of your lungs as you collapse, crash, play rock music. Throw yourself into water, repeat. Feel like your ribs are broken.
Swiss, swash, shake, swiss, swash, splash, hit the bottom, grip the sand, trust myself in water, slowly drown, but then float back to the surface half-dead. Feel happy.
I have successfully done the Elemental Dance. For my second dance, I bribe the Air (or Rock if Hungry-Visitor's action succeeds) Elemental with a cookie imbued in the power of the Elemental Dance to join the OG side of OriGinal Elemental Users.
Your Elemental Dance convinces the Rock Elemental to join the OriGinal elemental users Side, but it has a condition: It won't ally itself with any of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's entities.
A Squidship, torn right from the obscure past of Dungeons and Dragons, flies over the horizon, blasting gangsta rap through a magically-amplified sound system with a bass boost so intense that it shakes everyone to the bone.
Acerak the Eternal, AKA Acererak's disappointing cousin, has returned to the battlefield.
You return to the battlefield with loud musical accompaniment! Lets see, earlier you were... making a tunnel system of about 20 charges, and you were like 15 charges in, I think. do you want to continue that?
I take the sticks I collected quite a few pages ago and fling them towards Zeolhwyan. As they fly through the air, I mutter an incantation, and, with a flourish of my arms, I cast...
3/3 for...
STICKS TO SNAKES!
The sticks begin to quiver, and, as they reach Zeolhwyan, are morphed into angry rattlesnakes. Disturbed by the presence of a hulking monstrosity threatening to trample them, they attack!
Orders: FSM, launch a meatball towards the Cosmic Monolith. Terror Pants, keep on spraying and praying.
Cosmic Monolith, use DOOMSDAY.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight): 2/7 for Who's Hungry? Minimum credit cost: 1 Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5 Credits in auction: BardyMcBardyFace: 1 Shopkeep Charges: 1 Credits Stored: The vault is empty... Leaderboard: 1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
(I'm assuming Sticks to Snakes is being used here as an attack, as opposed to an entity, since there's no stat description) The Sticks cluster around Zeolhwyan, biting at them. Zeolhwyans image flickers, and they're just a bit out of the way, then further as they stab down and skewer the snakes until they're all dead (your hit rolls: 71,21, 6).
you successfully possess an Air Elemental. Since the air elemental was already turned into rocks, this air elemental you possess is probably entirely innocent. and maybe weak.
Also I summon some bullets with high momentum frozen in time (to be released later). I gather rocks.
I attack the Godmodder: Law magic: The godmodder will lose 1 HP if: He does not take player based damage this round The godmodder will gain 1 HP if: He does take player based damage beside the content of this law magic. Hm... this should last 1 round.
You summon boolets. you gather 3+2+2+2+5 Rocks! The Godmodder is sadly already completely immune a few thousand times over to all forms of "player declaring their attack deals X damage or under X circumstances" because of redrovers 1-per-minute attack. So he throws a hurt poodle at you, thus losing it.
EoRR the Terror Pants reaches the Colloseum and towers outside of it. The Flying Spageti Monster is within, as is the Cosmic Monolith. the Mask and Pelicans and singular rock crab gather rocks. 4+1 for the mask, 6 from each pelican, 1D5=.........1. again. my random number generator is seeming broken... anyway, 1 from the rock crab, the lobster keeps working on creating a new rock collector crab, and the machine makes 1d5=3 Rocks. The Pile of Junk gains a category- hit poodles. The Rock Elemental whacks the Rock Maker Machine (remembering where it was) and does 2 damage through the invisible box shield! The Slime Blob joins in, leaving the machine at 8 HP!
The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets, and throws some knives he digs out with a different trajectory- into the Colosseum! With any luck, they'd miss, but luck doesn't matter here.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). heading over to shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 49/70 HP 3/3 Gravity. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 25 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 25 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 8/20 HP gather rocks!A invisible! Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 32 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 12 Knives, 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [OG] Rock Elemental 90/90 HP, 10 A [AG]Slime Blob 50 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
Colosseum EoRR
The Terror Pants Spray bullets everywhere! Zeolhwyan dodges (S&P's health based accuracy roll having rolled a 7 before normal dodge came into it)! The Flying Spageti Monster launches a meatball, which (1D100, 100) hits them straight on for 20 damage! Then, the Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday, presumably on Zeolhwyan! (1D100, 62) Zeolhwyan flickers, revealing itself to be in another section of the arena! Luckily, the Cosmic Monolith doesn't lose its special charge unless it manages to target something. The Godmodder's Knives hurtle down into the Arena! Most of them seem to be headed towards Zeolhwyan, who Parries them all precisely, deflecting the blades into their foes. Three of the knifes end up thunking into Sirnaturewriters maleable flesh, bringing them down to 'wounded'! another two fly at the spageti monster and cosmic monolith, doing 10 damage to the monster and (2D100- 19, 39) flying unimpeded through the monolith's flickering form! Advancing on Sirnaturewriter, Zeolhwyan pauses for a moment and raises their- ses thei- eir-Ak*M-k_-as their necklace noticeably dims for a moment, the Cosmic Monoliths Doomsday inscriptions fa-criptions di- ptions flash st-ons crackle, then seem to freeze. They then dash forwards at Naturewriter, slashing at the knives already impaling them to further the damage, and leaving Sirnaturewriter with serious wounds before dancing away with the grace that I assume cats possess, or maybe snakes. I don't know, I don't tend to watch either of them. Meanwhile, the Displacer Beasts prowl towards the Flying Spageti Monster and Cosmic Monolith, attacking in tandem followed by using Coordinate Concordance on them. (1D100, 11) they miss the cosmic monolith, naturally, but the FSM takes 10 damage.
[P] Sirnaturewriter. Serious Wounds. [SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!) [SNW] Flying Spageti monster 07/55 HP 20A/-15A [SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 46/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*3) Flash (?) 4/4 doomsday. [AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 130/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities! Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic! Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A [Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm. [Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Used Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand. [Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm. <strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. @*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M [Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'! [AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance (FSM, CM), 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 103 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (2.7) - Jittery Jumps I, Paranoia's Protection I, Lightnings Liason I SirNatureWriter: Seriously Injured. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
The Godmodder is sadly already completely immune a few thousand times over to all forms of "player declaring their attack deals X damage or under X circumstances" because of redrovers 1-per-minute attack. So he throws a hurt poodle at you, thus losing it.
Action 1: I play a game of pokemon red. I had a really fun time. In fact, I have so much fun that it turns the Rock Elemental into a pokemon-creature (still in the main world)
I don't recall ever doing a 1-per-minute attack, so I demand that JOE get quotes its location and where it is.
While JOE is doing that, normally a player can't do anything. I can.
Wish #1: I take a free super 7th spell slot that can be used at any time and is more powerful than a normal 7th level spell slot.
Wish #2: The required materials for the "No" Elemental are teleported to the Fort.
Action: I build the fort.
Orders: Get under cover from the sky. Practice dodging skills.
1: Ok sure 2: NO elemental resources all prepared.
the fort gains 12%! Orders given... and promptly ignored. they have everything they need to make a NO elemental! why wait?
Using a free 7th spell that can be used at any time, I cast Finger of Death at the Godmodder while JOE is distracted trying to use the horrible wacky quote system dndbeyond has. It can be used at any time, and is more powerful than a normal 7th-spell slot AS A FREE ACTION.
Now while JOE is distracted trying to see if I ever did actually use this 7th spell slot (pretty sure I haven't) I proceed with my actual action #2.
Action 2. While playing pokemon red, I suddenly decide to reset the game, perform a memory flip-flop and gain access the pokemon data values. Did I mention how breakable pokemon red is? I execute code by walking around precisely and waiting various different minutes setting my Rock Elemental stats to as high as I can make them.
I summon a dog. It licks the Godmodder as a distraction.
Then, shockingly enough. I summon Zapdos a second later, and try to zap the Godmodder. The Godmodder either dodges, deflects, blocks, or get hit by this.
If the Godmodder dodges, the lightning (and the dog) arcs around and tries to follow the Godmodder.
If the Godmodder deflects, the Godmodder successfully deflects the electricity straight into water sogged Godmodder from the dog's licking.
If the Godmodder blocks, the same thing happens.
If the Godmodder gets hit by it,
While I distract the Godmodder, I enlarge the dog licking the Godmodder and said dog proceeds to try and eat the Godmodder.
If he manages to avoid this, the godmodder quickly realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning arcing back after successfully being deflected/shot again by Zapdos through lightning powers.
The Godmodder proceeds to dodge and avoid the lightning but fails to realize it was just a distraction for the dog, having come back from the dead to lick the Godmodder, tries to lick the Godmodder again... But the skeleton dog doesn't have a tongue, and accidently eats the Godmodder.
But the Godmodder manages to avoid the skeleton dog, and realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning bird to barrow into the Godmodder. The godmodder strikes back, knocking down Zapdos to one health because of a focus sash.
But at the same time the Godmodder failed to notice the Skeleton dog, after done gnawing on its own bones, eating the Godmodder's leg to prevent another attack.
The Godmodder proceeds to give up and pull out his cop out card he still has from Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.
Insufficent PP to use due to Zapdos's Pressure. You'd need 2 cop out cards to activate the "Cop Out Card" ability.
The Dog eats the Godmodder in addition to excessive amounts of lightning being conducted through the skele-dog's bones by Zapdos. There are some advantages to being skeletons after all.
Allright, sorry for the delay, I had other stuff going on for a bit so wasn't able to take the time to respond. Also, yikes, I forgot how crazy this was.
So, before I move, I have a deal to potentially make. These kind gentleme- sorry, shadowy figures have all offered me something in exchange for their freedom. Thinking practically, I would have to make the deal with the figure offering me lay-on-hands and nourish, because I get two cards from it, but also because someone offering me healing cards can't be that bad, right? I trade the Get out of Jail free card with the shadowy figure offering lay-on-hands and nourish. However, I am also very interested in the DOOM card. Before leaving the space, I whisper to that guy "How much is your bail? I could possibly pay for your freedom, in exchange for that card."
I then walk the two spaces to get to States avenue. Once I arrive, I get a splendid idea... I send Draginuity Militum to Waterworks, and since I own it I make him an employee there. Using the water from it, Draginuity Militum (following my orders) plays Nourish, combining it with the water from waterworks to double the effect (Because plants grow with water, and there are leaves on the card, definitely makes sense). - So I should be able to get 6 cards!
Garfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 0/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228 M ~Cards: Nourish, Lay-on-hands, golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card x2 , maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. YuGiOh monsters: Dragunity Militum (Dead'd). Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
Dragunity Militum is, uh. Dead. You manage to make the deal, and the guy charges out of jail, cackling madly like a super-villain out of a non-introspective comic writers imagination. Then, you ask the other guy about his bail, and he answers that he's in here for Jaywalking, so it's only 200M. Seeing the confusion on your face at the DOOM spell holder being in for Jaywalking- or just having experience with this kind of question- he points out that any cards he has here, would be cards he never got to using... or cards he wouldn't use. You walk two spaces! Since Dragunity Militum is dead, I'm not sure what you'd do from here. So, it's still your turn ( albeit with your monopoly move made.). If you use Nourish for 3 cards, your draw will be: (3D20: 19, 14, 14) ... much thinking later: one Queen of Knives, one Neospacian Grand Mole, and a pawn riding a knight standing on the battlements of a Rook all hiding in a trenchcoat. (If you use Nourish for 6 cards in a way that ends your turn, I'll have to decide, but you wouldn't get to act before said decision anyway)
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 112W ~Cards: None! Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) + States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350) Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G. YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def) MtG Hearthstone Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228 M ~Cards: Nourish(6), Lay on Hands(8), golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. YuGiOh monsters: None. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
Possibly Evil Interloper Dude PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: Haha Points: 0. Life Points: 850. Prize Cards: 4. Life: 17. Dige-energy: 0. Mana Crystals: 7/7. MtG mana: 2 forest, 6 death. Money: 400 M ~Cards: four or so? Discarded: ? Other: ? Active: none. Benched: none. YuGiOh monsters: None? Hearthstone creatures: None.
I, the magical MMORPG moose of depression, see Acerak the Eternal (Acererak's disappointing brother) and summon my fellow MMORPG meese (because that's a word) and lash them into the artefact that is Santa's Harness of Cruelty. I use its power to control the intense pain from my war band of horned animals and direct it towards enhancing the Squidship's speed and strength, the screams of the badly-armoured animals mingling with the now even louder bass-boosted gangsta rap
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I get some magic "dust" over the portal so that it should work. Magic dust fixes logical problems.
Next I er... show the godmodder the head of the medusa
then I summon an air elemental
I place the last two charges into the Displacer Beast.
10/10 for Divsodfhu Ehdvw
"WHAT? THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!"
As I pull the lever on the shop, the entire battlefield seems to momentarily shift. As it comes back into focus, the shopkeeper's emporium has been enclosed by a large, onyx colisseum, flaming braziers lining the top of the walls, seeming to shift positions constantly. I slowly come back into focus, and standing before me is a towering, feline creature, each tail barbed, and in each of its four opposable hands lies a dancing scimitar.
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan, Guardian of the Blink Dog's Shield, has awoken! Her relatively large health pool is augmented by the fact that her image seems to warp around, often in a different location than where she is. She has a high dodge chance, but does not deal very high damage in it of herself. However, she is able to summon displacer beasts every so often.
Zeolhwyan snarls at me, preparing for a fight. ROUND 1, start!
Orders: All of you, come here! FSM, heal the Terror Pants! Cosmic Monolith, fire your flare! Terror Pants, use Spray and Pray!
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight):
2/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
BardyMcBardyFace: 1
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
You set up some code I don't know how to read. it appears the universes operating system (dc 13: 4) doesn't have that coding language's libraries installed.
You collect (1, 1, 2, 4, 1) 9 rocks! you then make your invisibox's contents invisible.
You launch a fireball at the junk pile! it destroys... 20 things, and let's leave it at that. Then, you try to kill the slime blob... it splits itself in an amoeba's manner, and your spell targets the smaller one, doing 20 damage.
Then you summon the masks power to launch a beam of "energy (or something)" at the Godmodder! Said beam ends up being... feromagnetism, keeping the godmodder from pulling some stuff out of his pocket until the beam stops being there. which is quickly. The Godmodder smiles for a second, you think. his lip twitched, anyway. what does he know that you don't? There must be something going on here... better keep a close eye on everything. at once.
You determine that those eggs didn't show up in the past. they look like normal eggs. very detailed.
Your knowledge of history tells you that the first time someone wore one of those masks, they used the power of the στεφανιαίο λείψανο to go insane on purpose and turn into a hostile boss. After the power of the στεφανιαίο λείψανο started to slacken, they got exploded by bone growths from the mask, from the inside out, and replaced with the Manifest of Folly. The second time someone wore one of those masks, they were an entity, and became stronger, but never really did much. Then the mask ate them, and replaced them with the Mask of Hesitation. each mask is differently shaped and colored, though, and a sample size of two isn't much.
Then, you start gathering static electricity. your fur is now standing on edge in a big poofy ball.
your magic dust fixes logical problems. Now your portal leads to the semielemental plane of cakes.
Then you show the Godmodder the head of medusa. 20 He makes the save for petrification and goes "yes, interesting.", like he's a scientist out of Gesokh.
You summon an air elemental. The Air elemental sees all the rock beings you've got working for you, and decides it doesn't like your side very much. As it sorta slowly backs away, the Godmodder whispers something to it and it joins his side. drat.
You have summoned...
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 150/150 HP, 60% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities!
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Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic!
Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A
[Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm.
[Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand.
[Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm.
<strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
@*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M[Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'!
EORR
the FSM, Terror pants, and cosmic monolith act as ordered! Zeolhwyan shades their eyes, receiving a notable accuracy debuff! I don't have the Spray-and-pray formula with me at the moment, but Zeolhwyan has their own dodge, and you rolled (DC 60 - 30) too low to hit with it. As for the arms, 59, 50, 32, and 87 were your rolls, so
you might have hit one of them.changed my mind- it's probably better to treat them as one hoard, not 4 seperate and identical entities. and the tails are behind the body.You stands around.
the Mask of Hungry Visitation tries to gather rocks. it picks up (1d7=5) (1d7=4) 5 and 4, with its separate two actions.
The Pelicans gather 6 rocks each. the rock crab gathers (1d5=...1) one rock. again. the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster works on Creating a Rock Collector Crab. the Rock Maker Machine gathers (1d5=2)+(25% chance of 1d5= 5) rocks, or, 7 rocks. Said rocks are not invisible, since they were not in the Box when HV made it invisible, allowing things to tell where it is, more or less.
The Astral Plane Chicken clucks angrily at Zeolhwyan, and hunkers down over its eggs. I assume that's how a chicken would react to the appearance of a cat-being which seems hostile.
The Slime Blob glops over to the invisible box and eats some of it for 10 damage. The pile gains 'mushrooms' as a category. The Air Elemental attacks You with all the force of a light breeze doing 1 damage. acting again, The Air Elemental attacks You with all the force of a light breeze doing 1 damage. not giving up, the Air Elemental attacks You once more, and then thrice further, with slight puffs of air, doing 1 damage each time, and finishes off with a final stream of air which does 1 damage.
The Godmodder plucks a flower out of his pocket in his perpetual shovelling, finishing off Thargar.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 49/70 HP 2/3 Gravity.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 19 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 20/20 HP gather rocks!A invisible! {Invisible box, 8 hp}
Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. heading into shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 32 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 7 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 9 pieces of generic junk, 4 pens, 3 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 9 mouldy rotten foods(...), 10 Knives, 19 Bitcoins, 10 mushrooms, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[AG] Air Elemental 40/40 HP, 50% dodge, 1x7A
[AG] Slime Blob 45 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
Colosseum EoRR
Zeolhwyan towers over SirNatureWriter, having dodged the barrage of bullets unscathed. They raise a hand, pointing the Scimitar held within it into the sky. a lightning crackles over it, and a wave shoots out through the arena, leaving... well, Sirnaturewriter is the only biologically one... Sirnaturewriter feeling slightly queasy. smoothly, they lower the blade again, a sheen of light following behind it a half-second slower. A moment later, (1D?±?±?) two Displacer Beasts step through nothing, shimmering into existence as a flickering form that soon resolves into two hunched monsters, flickering slightly to one side or another every few seconds. They growl.
Seeming satisfied, Zeolhwyan lopes towards SirNaturewriter and prepares for combat, blade-on-flesh. Stabbing down onto them, the blades (having made their accuracy rolls with an 81, 86, and 55) crash into the existing defenses for Sirnaturewriter's Shopkeeping, shattering them. With a growl, Zeolhwyan settles into a readier stance for the battle .
[P] Sirnaturewriter. presently uninjured.
[SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!)
[SNW] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20A/-15A
[SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 46/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*4) Flash (?) 4/4 doomsday.
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 150/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities!
Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic!
Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A
[Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm.
[Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand.
[Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm.
<strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
@*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M[Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'!
[AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance, 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 80 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (2.7) - Jittery Jumps I, Paranoia's Protection I, Lightnings Liason I
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
I install Microsoft Excel on Universe after buying Microsoft with a big sum from my robux. My code should work now... unless...
I also install Windows 100 on Universe so that I got the OS to run Microsoft Excel... and I also awaken it.
I show the air elemental the head of the medusa and he turns into a rock elemental.
I do the Elemental Dance.
Swiss, swash, rock, waddle, stone, breath in, out. Perform a handstand, repeat. Feel a bit winded.
Swiss, swash the water in your mouth, shake my hands, shake, feel the friction, breath out, in. Perform a one-handed handstand, repeat. Feel like your hands burn.
Swash, Swiss, shake, wobble, panic, breath in, have your air pressed out of your lungs as you collapse, crash, play rock music. Throw yourself into water, repeat. Feel like your ribs are broken.
Swiss, swash, shake, swiss, swash, splash, hit the bottom, grip the sand, trust myself in water, slowly drown, but then float back to the surface half-dead. Feel happy.
I have successfully done the Elemental Dance. For my second dance, I bribe the Air (or Rock if Hungry-Visitor's action succeeds) Elemental with a cookie imbued in the power of the Elemental Dance to join the OG side of OriGinal Elemental Users.
It's time for a triumphant return.
A Squidship, torn right from the obscure past of Dungeons and Dragons, flies over the horizon, blasting gangsta rap through a magically-amplified sound system with a bass boost so intense that it shakes everyone to the bone.
Acerak the Eternal, AKA Acererak's disappointing cousin, has returned to the battlefield.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Alright, time to get onto this!
I take the sticks I collected quite a few pages ago and fling them towards Zeolhwyan. As they fly through the air, I mutter an incantation, and, with a flourish of my arms, I cast...
3/3 for...
STICKS TO SNAKES!
The sticks begin to quiver, and, as they reach Zeolhwyan, are morphed into angry rattlesnakes. Disturbed by the presence of a hulking monstrosity threatening to trample them, they attack!
Orders: FSM, launch a meatball towards the Cosmic Monolith. Terror Pants, keep on spraying and praying.
Cosmic Monolith, use DOOMSDAY.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium (Closed for Emergency Boss Fight):
2/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
BardyMcBardyFace: 1
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
(I am back)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I try to possess the Air Elemental
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Also I summon some bullets with high momentum frozen in time (to be released later).
I gather rocks.
I attack the Godmodder:
Law magic:
The godmodder will lose 1 HP if:
He does not take player based damage this round
The godmodder will gain 1 HP if:
He does take player based damage beside the content of this law magic.
Hm... this should last 1 round.
Sadly, you already tanked the Robux-money exchange rate. this keeps you from buying microsoft, which keeps you from forcing them to skip right to windows 100. However, you successfully awaken the CD for excel you "find". luckily, your continued attempts to make an automatic orderer qualify as orders.
Then, you turn the air elemental into a rock elemental! It gaspes in horror, and now hates not only you, but itself. You see, the Air Elementals anti-rock perspective is largely due to its societal upbringing, and not instinctual, keeping it from changing with the transformation. Now the Elemental truly despises you.
Your Elemental Dance convinces the Rock Elemental to join the OriGinal elemental users Side, but it has a condition: It won't ally itself with any of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's entities.
You return to the battlefield with loud musical accompaniment! Lets see, earlier you were... making a tunnel system of about 20 charges, and you were like 15 charges in, I think. do you want to continue that?
(I'm assuming Sticks to Snakes is being used here as an attack, as opposed to an entity, since there's no stat description)
The Sticks cluster around Zeolhwyan, biting at them. Zeolhwyans image flickers, and they're just a bit out of the way, then further as they stab down and skewer the snakes until they're all dead (your hit rolls: 71,21, 6).
you successfully possess an Air Elemental. Since the air elemental was already turned into rocks, this air elemental you possess is probably entirely innocent. and maybe weak.
You summon boolets.
you gather 3+2+2+2+5 Rocks!
The Godmodder is sadly already completely immune a few thousand times over to all forms of "player declaring their attack deals X damage or under X circumstances" because of redrovers 1-per-minute attack. So he throws a hurt poodle at you, thus losing it.
EoRR
the Terror Pants reaches the Colloseum and towers outside of it. The Flying Spageti Monster is within, as is the Cosmic Monolith.
the Mask and Pelicans and singular rock crab gather rocks. 4+1 for the mask, 6 from each pelican, 1D5=.........1. again. my random number generator is seeming broken... anyway, 1 from the rock crab, the lobster keeps working on creating a new rock collector crab, and the machine makes 1d5=3 Rocks.
The Pile of Junk gains a category- hit poodles.
The Rock Elemental whacks the Rock Maker Machine (remembering where it was) and does 2 damage through the invisible box shield!
The Slime Blob joins in, leaving the machine at 8 HP!
The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets, and throws some knives he digs out with a different trajectory- into the Colosseum! With any luck, they'd miss, but luck doesn't matter here.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). heading over to shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 49/70 HP 3/3 Gravity.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 25 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 25 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 8/20 HP gather rocks!A invisible!
Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 32 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 12 Knives, 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[OG] Rock Elemental 90/90 HP, 10 A
[AG] Slime Blob 50 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
Colosseum EoRR
The Terror Pants Spray bullets everywhere! Zeolhwyan dodges (S&P's health based accuracy roll having rolled a 7 before normal dodge came into it)! The Flying Spageti Monster launches a meatball, which (1D100, 100) hits them straight on for 20 damage! Then, the Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday, presumably on Zeolhwyan! (1D100, 62) Zeolhwyan flickers, revealing itself to be in another section of the arena! Luckily, the Cosmic Monolith doesn't lose its special charge unless it manages to target something.
The Godmodder's Knives hurtle down into the Arena! Most of them seem to be headed towards Zeolhwyan, who Parries them all precisely, deflecting the blades into their foes. Three of the knifes end up thunking into Sirnaturewriters maleable flesh, bringing them down to 'wounded'! another two fly at the spageti monster and cosmic monolith, doing 10 damage to the monster and (2D100- 19, 39) flying unimpeded through the monolith's flickering form!
Advancing on Sirnaturewriter, Zeolhwyan pauses for a moment and raises their- ses thei- eir-Ak*M-k_-as their necklace noticeably dims for a moment, the Cosmic Monoliths Doomsday inscriptions fa-criptions di- ptions flash st-ons crackle, then seem to freeze. They then dash forwards at Naturewriter, slashing at the knives already impaling them to further the damage, and leaving Sirnaturewriter with serious wounds before dancing away with the grace that I assume cats possess, or maybe snakes. I don't know, I don't tend to watch either of them.
Meanwhile, the Displacer Beasts prowl towards the Flying Spageti Monster and Cosmic Monolith, attacking in tandem followed by using Coordinate Concordance on them. (1D100, 11) they miss the cosmic monolith, naturally, but the FSM takes 10 damage.
[P] Sirnaturewriter. Serious Wounds.
[SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!)
[SNW] Flying Spageti monster 07/55 HP 20A/-15A
[SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 46/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*3) Flash (?) 4/4
doomsday.[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 130/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities!
Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic!
Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A
[Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm.
[Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Used Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand.
[Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm.
<strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
@*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M[Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'!
[AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance (FSM, CM), 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 103 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (2.7) - Jittery Jumps I, Paranoia's Protection I, Lightnings Liason I
SirNatureWriter: Seriously Injured. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Action 1: I play a game of pokemon red. I had a really fun time. In fact, I have so much fun that it turns the Rock Elemental into a pokemon-creature (still in the main world)
I don't recall ever doing a 1-per-minute attack, so I demand that JOE get quotes its location and where it is.
While JOE is doing that, normally a player can't do anything. I can.
Using a free 7th spell that can be used at any time, I cast Finger of Death at the Godmodder while JOE is distracted trying to use the horrible wacky quote system dndbeyond has. It can be used at any time, and is more powerful than a normal 7th-spell slot AS A FREE ACTION.
Now while JOE is distracted trying to see if I ever did actually use this 7th spell slot (pretty sure I haven't) I proceed with my actual action #2.
Action 2. While playing pokemon red, I suddenly decide to reset the game, perform a memory flip-flop and gain access the pokemon data values. Did I mention how breakable pokemon red is? I execute code by walking around precisely and waiting various different minutes setting my Rock Elemental stats to as high as I can make them.
I summon a dog. It licks the Godmodder as a distraction.
Then, shockingly enough. I summon Zapdos a second later, and try to zap the Godmodder. The Godmodder either dodges, deflects, blocks, or get hit by this.
If the Godmodder dodges, the lightning (and the dog) arcs around and tries to follow the Godmodder.
If the Godmodder deflects, the Godmodder successfully deflects the electricity straight into water sogged Godmodder from the dog's licking.
If the Godmodder blocks, the same thing happens.
If the Godmodder gets hit by it,
While I distract the Godmodder, I enlarge the dog licking the Godmodder and said dog proceeds to try and eat the Godmodder.
If he manages to avoid this, the godmodder quickly realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning arcing back after successfully being deflected/shot again by Zapdos through lightning powers.
The Godmodder proceeds to dodge and avoid the lightning but fails to realize it was just a distraction for the dog, having come back from the dead to lick the Godmodder, tries to lick the Godmodder again... But the skeleton dog doesn't have a tongue, and accidently eats the Godmodder.
But the Godmodder manages to avoid the skeleton dog, and realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning bird to barrow into the Godmodder. The godmodder strikes back, knocking down Zapdos to one health because of a focus sash.
But at the same time the Godmodder failed to notice the Skeleton dog, after done gnawing on its own bones, eating the Godmodder's leg to prevent another attack.
The Godmodder proceeds to give up and pull out his cop out card he still has from Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.
Insufficent PP to use due to Zapdos's Pressure. You'd need 2 cop out cards to activate the "Cop Out Card" ability.
The Dog eats the Godmodder in addition to excessive amounts of lightning being conducted through the skele-dog's bones by Zapdos. There are some advantages to being skeletons after all.
Dragunity Militum is, uh. Dead. You manage to make the deal, and the guy charges out of jail, cackling madly like a super-villain out of a non-introspective comic writers imagination. Then, you ask the other guy about his bail, and he answers that he's in here for Jaywalking, so it's only 200
evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
M. Seeing the confusion on your face at the DOOM spell holder being in for Jaywalking- or just having experience with this kind of question- he points out that any cards he has here, would be cards he never got to using... or cards he wouldn't use.You walk two spaces! Since Dragunity Militum is dead, I'm not sure what you'd do from here. So, it's still your turn ( albeit with your monopoly move made.).
If you use Nourish for 3 cards, your draw will be: (3D20: 19, 14, 14)
...
much thinking later:
one Queen of Knives, one Neospacian Grand Mole, and a pawn riding a knight standing on the battlements of a Rook all hiding in a trenchcoat.
(If you use Nourish for 6 cards in a way that ends your turn, I'll have to decide, but you wouldn't get to act before said decision anyway)
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 112
W~Cards: None!
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) +
States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350)Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def)
MtGHearthstone Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)ORAGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228
M~Cards: Nourish(6), Lay on Hands(8), golf ball, A Fork.
Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall.
YuGiOh monsters: None.
Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points,
Possibly Evil Interloper Dude
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: H ah a
Points: 0. Life Points: 850. Prize Cards: 4. Life: 17. Dige-energy: 0. Mana Crystals: 7/7. MtG mana: 2 forest, 6 death. Money: 400
M~Cards: four or so?
Discarded: ?
Other: ?
Active: none.
Benched: none.
YuGiOh monsters: None?
Hearthstone creatures: None.
I, the magical MMORPG moose of depression, see Acerak the Eternal (Acererak's disappointing brother) and summon my fellow MMORPG meese (because that's a word) and lash them into the artefact that is Santa's Harness of Cruelty. I use its power to control the intense pain from my war band of horned animals and direct it towards enhancing the Squidship's speed and strength, the screams of the badly-armoured animals mingling with the now even louder bass-boosted gangsta rap
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.