I animate a pair skeletons to assist me in finishing up that tunnel system, outfitting them with folding shovels. It's a battlefield location that's been nearly a year in the making, so I guess I should finally get it done.
GARY, the first skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: shovel
STEVE, the second skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: a different brand of shovel.
I use Misty Step to get out of the immediate path of the fight, and cast Cure Serious Wounds on myself.
I also use Healing Word on the FSM.
Orders: Monolith, cast doomsday on Zeolhwyan and two points near them. FSM,heal thyself. Terror Pants, spray and pray in the general direction of Zeolhwyan.
(due to some issues with the rollback system, Redrover's first post has no quote and is plaintext. the response is thus:) Here is the quote you demanded(shrunk to save space). Now, as for your ability to do things while I'm busy... That doesn't really work out, because either everything happen when I read and respond to it, or it's all mostly happening on its own and my presence is irrelevant unless explicitly noted otherwise. The Rock Elemental becomes slightly more pokemon-like before, but there are no Rock-Elemental-Shaped pokemon in pokemon red for it to conceptually connect to, so it's not a pokemon yet, meaning your stat buff only slightly effects the elemental, and the Finger of Death is deflected by way of the Godmodder throwing a random corpse from a dead entity at it so that comes back as a zombie.
Quote from Redrover1760 >> The solution to the answer is that JOEbob is a complete and utter nerd. I distract JOE on a secret chat no one knows about while I say this. For every 1 minute passes JOE fails to notice I post, the Godmodder takes 1 damage due to anyfins. How do I do damage? Simple. I lecture the Godmodder into oblivion. Since JOE is busy counter lecturing me in another world, he can't defend the Godmodder for him.
"You! (Yes, the person called You) Come over here!" I cast Heal on him. "Let's get you back into fighting strength! Now- Gravitise the Godmodder whilst he's distracted!"
As the godmodder is pulled downwards (directly into the pile of junk that he has spawned), I focus on the 32 assorted metal bits and 12 knifes, and cast Heat Metal, right as the Godmodder crashes into it. I run directly towards him, and dive towards the pile. With a chaotic scream, I focus all my remaining energy into casting [spell]Whirlwind[spell]. The Pile of junk goes swirling into a fierce whirlwind, taking the godmodder with it. I, meanwhile, spread my wings as I come into contact with the whirlwind and get hurled upwards 120 meters.
You is healed 20 HP. The remainder of the action technically happens in the EoRR, since it involves You's action. Luckily, your paranoia in ensuring a quick exit protects you from the Godmodders backlash...
thHehe, I'm a floofball now. I poke my phone and the zap of it charges it up a bit. Hmm, I might charge it a bit more later...Oh wait, I've got a charge? I'll transmute that into it too. The phone's now at a staggering 28% battery- more than enough to make a call. Now, if I could just remember the phone number- and what about reception?
More importantly, my Astral Chicken might be in danger. So because I'm technically still in the shop, I'll aid Sirnaturewriter! I cast Mass Heal distributing the 700hp across (in order) Sirnaturewriter, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Cosmic Monolith and then myself. Here's to saving the shopkeeper!
But these things about the Mask interest me- one was an insanely powerful boss/manifest of folly, and one became the Mask of Hesitation. Oh, now I'm starting to worry about ADrunkenDwarf- we gotta get that thing off him. But for now? I cast Globe of Invulnerability around me and the Astral Chicken, with a 9th level spell slot. I don't want to get my chicken hurt after all.
Astral Plane Chicken:The cool chicken from the Astral Plane!
Loyal Kobold Band: 4/12 A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. I can call them as soon as I remember their phone number, but I still gotta find them a route of passage.
The Charge into charge pun gets wins the chargequest! you may claim one of two prizes: an additional +2 to Kobold Band charge, Or an 'Electric Affinity' passive applied to an unknown amount of the bards (which will be, like with Perceptive Potential, somewhat more powerful then 2 charges, but you can't control the details.) Then, you cast Mass Heal! Sirnaturewriter goes from Serious Wounds to Wounds, and the remaining power of the action heals the two targeted entities by 3 HP before it sputters out (most of the power having gone into Sirnaturewriters healing). You also render the Astral Chicken and yourself immune to spells of level eight or lower as long as you don't move.
I summon a dog. It licks the Godmodder as a distraction.
Then, shockingly enough. I summon Zapdos a second later, and try to zap the Godmodder. The Godmodder either dodges, deflects, blocks, or get hit by this.
If the Godmodder dodges, the lightning (and the dog) arcs around and tries to follow the Godmodder.
If the Godmodder deflects, the Godmodder successfully deflects the electricity straight into water sogged Godmodder from the dog's licking.
If the Godmodder blocks, the same thing happens.
If the Godmodder gets hit by it,
While I distract the Godmodder, I enlarge the dog licking the Godmodder and said dog proceeds to try and eat the Godmodder.
If he manages to avoid this, the godmodder quickly realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning arcing back after successfully being deflected/shot again by Zapdos through lightning powers.
The Godmodder proceeds to dodge and avoid the lightning but fails to realize it was just a distraction for the dog, having come back from the dead to lick the Godmodder, tries to lick the Godmodder again... But the skeleton dog doesn't have a tongue, and accidently eats the Godmodder.
But the Godmodder manages to avoid the skeleton dog, and realizes it was just a distraction for the lightning bird to barrow into the Godmodder. The godmodder strikes back, knocking down Zapdos to one health because of a focus sash.
But at the same time the Godmodder failed to notice the Skeleton dog, after done gnawing on its own bones, eating the Godmodder's leg to prevent another attack.
The Godmodder proceeds to give up and pull out his cop out card he still has from Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.
Insufficent PP to use due to Zapdos's Pressure. You'd need 2 cop out cards to activate the "Cop Out Card" ability.
The Dog eats the Godmodder in addition to excessive amounts of lightning being conducted through the skele-dog's bones by Zapdos. There are some advantages to being skeletons after all.
you fail to do any of this due to insufficient actions. The Godmodder also points out that you were planning on trying to godmod his godmodding into not godmodding your godmodding despite being well aware of his propensity for godmodding.
I, the magical MMORPG moose of depression, see Acerak the Eternal (Acererak's disappointing brother) and summon my fellow MMORPG meese (because that's a word) and lash them into the artefact that is Santa's Harness of Cruelty. I use its power to control the intense pain from my war band of horned animals and direct it towards enhancing the Squidship's speed and strength, the screams of the badly-armoured animals mingling with the now even louder bass-boosted gangsta rap
You enhance the squidship into a rapid and perpetually tortured mode of meese-based squid transport! it appears on the battlefield as an entity.
I animate a pair skeletons to assist me in finishing up that tunnel system, outfitting them with folding shovels. It's a battlefield location that's been nearly a year in the making, so I guess I should finally get it done.
GARY, the first skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: shovel
STEVE, the second skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: a different brand of shovel.
Gary and Steve get a health boost because I think "hit points: yes" is funny! Steve gets a building boost because I thought 'a different brand of shovel', as equipment, is funny! Gary can dig the tunnel system caves by 0.2 C per round while it's not done. Steve can do it by 0.5 C. Based on where you left it, the tunnel is at... 16/20 C, and the digging brings it to 16.7/20 C.
getting more gamers to sponsor my sans cosplay by advertising on social media
and also dab at the godmodder
You Er... hmm. Lets see, hmmm means 'to collect the aforementioned material', so if you Er... hmmm, you would be collecting Er... . but, you Er... hmm 'd, which isn't that. the word 'hm' implies consideration, and hmmm implies collection, so interpolating this series of words suggests hmm would be inbetween 'consider' and 'collect'. making use of a material would be even more then collecting it, so that's what hmmmm means, and I would suppose hmm refers to a less intrusive, but still non-mental, interaction then collection. how about protection? It leaves the subject material in the same place, but keeps Other things from affecting it, and may allow for future collection to be easier... a good middle-ground! You successfully protect (4+3+1+4= 12) Er... ! You also advertise on social media. the first comment points out that your mask is the wrong color and non-humanoid, which snowballs into you as a representation of tertiary fans, and then into random memes... you have successfully become a bad meme. presumably taking advantage of this through some twisted form of precognition, you preform the pseudomeme of dabbing at the Godmodder. He ignores you.
EoRR
You gravityifficationates the Godmodder into the ground. The Godmodder is then burnt from all those hot knives and metal bits, which ADrunekendwarf lifts up with a whirlwind. The Godmodder takes two damage. Then they shake off the gravity, and grab one of the metal bits. It grabs one of the metal bits, which grabs a few more metal bits, all of which grab new metal bits, which grab more metal bits. Soon, he's gathered all the metal bits. Holding up the metal bits, all the edge ones grab the Knives, which the Godmodder combines into one really big knife. Then, he combines the metal bits into a single metal Golem, which stabs You in the chest with the Giant Knife the Godmodder just made, which explodes and kills You! The Golem then falls apart, having run out of energy. This consumes the Godmodders action. You might have said something dramatic before dying, but his sounds are all inverted, so it's hard to tell. Then, the Godmodder turns to the rest of the entities, and speaks: GODMODDER: ...and let this be a lessen to the rest of you.ʰᵉʰˢᵒᵈʳᵃᵐᵃᵗᶦᶜ The Mask and rock things don't have orders! the machine might technically not be able to not act? so it still gathers rocks- 3+1 rocks, specifically. The Astral Plane Chicken starts making a nest. In the manner that chickens do, this means they find a secluded area in the sphere- right next to the cart- and start digging a small hole in the dry Colosseum floor. the Pile of Junk doesn't grow this round, because the Godmodder was busy killing You. the Rock Elemental whacks the Kittenish Pelican, partially depleting its Awakened integrity! The Slime Blob keeps attacking the Rock Maker Machine, which kills it. Waluigi rolls over in his sleep, dropping the Geese someone threw on him onto the ground, where it does geese things and waddles away.
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[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You Died. 0/3 Gravity. [OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 16.7/20) [OG-Orcalord] Shadow Clones 1x60 HP, 0x60A, pop at the slightest provocation. [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 25 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 25 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine : Dead. Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP Nest -?/0 HP. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 1 depowered metal golem (20 durability), 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [OG] Rock Elemental 100/90 HP, 12 A [AG]Slime Blob 55 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 273 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
I use Misty Step to get out of the immediate path of the fight, and cast Cure Serious Wounds on myself.
I also use Healing Word on the FSM.
Orders: Monolith, cast doomsday on Zeolhwyan and two points near them. FSM,heal thyself. Terror Pants, spray and pray in the general direction of Zeolhwyan.
You use Misty Step, rapidly retreating from the battlefield, before healing yourself! however, because of Bardy's help, you are only at moderate wounds! the resulting mismatch between your spell of Cure Serious Wounds and your Wounds leaves you at Light Wounds! You then cast Healing Word, healing the Monster by 22 HP! Since your section is almost entirely seperate from the rest of the battlefield, it will now be above/below it (depending on which section has a post first). Also, I corrected a bookkeeping error- the Coordinated Cutter was in Used condition, not the Sundering Scimitar.
The Monolith us-olith uses- ses- ddddomoasdyyyyyaaa@aaa/\a----fFfloats in the air, unsure of what to do. Did you... order them? to do what? they don't... ... The Flying Spageti Monster heals itself! This brings it nearly to full. The Terror Pants uses Spray and Pray again! Zeolhwyan dodges (1D100:52) it gracefully, its image flickering a few times, Before retaliating. They charge towards Sirnaturewriter with feline grace, making full use of their tails for balance and extra pseudo-feet. The Flying Spageti Monster is in the way, but they charge forwards without fear, the Sundering Scimitar shining for a moment, followed by the Coordinated Cutter. They lash out as they reach the Flying Spageti Monster, a Severing Blow tearing cleanly through it without slowing down and slashing at Sirnaturewriter. As they try to block or otherwise avoid the slash, The Coordinated Cutter lashes out from the other side, Zeolhwyan having concocted a clash to occupy any weapon Sirnaturewriter might be holding or conjure- letting the Severing Blow sail forth unstopped, before their image flickers and they're a few meters away, just out of range of simple retaliation. This all leaves the Monster down a full thirty health- that was one hell of a cut, metaphorically speaking- and Sirnaturewriter back to Wounds without any opportunity to counter. The Displacer beasts flicker in time with Zeolhwyan's own, before attacking the same targets as before. the Cosmic Monolith (1D100, 72) dodges again, and the Flying Spageti Monster takes 5+(1d5=1) damage.
[P] Sirnaturewriter. Wounds. [SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!) [SNW] Flying Spageti monster 11/55 HP 20A/-15A [SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 49/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*3) Flash (?) 4/4 doomsday. [AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 130/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities! Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic! Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A [Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm. [Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand. [Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Used Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm. <strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. @*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M [Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'! [AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance (FSM, CM), 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ER3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental, with shadow clones. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (3.7) - Deific Mien I, Electric Affinity II, momentary manoeuvring I. SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III!
Man why am I so powerful but have so low ambition. I have to do something that looks meaningful... like deducting 1 point of HP off the godmodder. "Hey may I *please* remove one point of HP off your quite full HP bar, godmodder? You have so many and get hurt like very few times. It is time for you to play a bit fair."
Oh yeah polite asking is the new meta. My memetic status... er... hmm I sit down in front of the laptop and create some memes about myself by mixing them with popular memes. Eh...
Yeah...
hmm...
ahh...
hum...
after figuring out the meaning of life I decide that everyone is better off dead but I won't do them the service of killing them. I tell the godmodder the reason of life tho.
I tell every entity to collect rocks, collect rocks and then count the current rocks I have. Lotsa rocks. Hmm... I collect cakes from the semielemental plane of cakes. I make a cake collector slime out of the cakes I collected.
Man why am I so powerful but have so low ambition. I have to do something that looks meaningful... like deducting 1 point of HP off the godmodder. "Hey may I *please* remove one point of HP off your quite full HP bar, godmodder? You have so many and get hurt like very few times. It is time for you to play a bit fair."
Oh yeah polite asking is the new meta. My memetic status... er... hmm I sit down in front of the laptop and create some memes about myself by mixing them with popular memes. Eh...
Yeah...
hmm...
ahh...
hum...
after figuring out the meaning of life I decide that everyone is better off dead but I won't do them the service of killing them. I tell the godmodder the reason of life tho.
The Godmodder politely declines. You make memes about yourself! what sort of memes? The Godmodder hears your explanation and agrees wholeheartedly. He'll kill everyone out of the goodness of his heart! he was going to do that anyway, but still, out of the goodness of his heart.... yeah!
I tell every entity to collect rocks, collect rocks and then count the current rocks I have. Lotsa rocks. Hmm... I collect cakes from the semielemental plane of cakes. I make a cake collector slime out of the cakes I collected.
possession of natural resources is important
you order your entities, collect 4D4(3, 3, 1, 2) rocks, count your rock count (it's in your playerlist entry). Then, you collect (4, 2, 2, 4) cakes! It looks like the power of your Srovy-derived actions is falling due to his inactivity... you then make a cake collector slime! this works slightly better then normal because I found it amusing when I first read it.
Your shadow clones attack (rolls dice) the slime! They all die from the acidity, but they manage to do 50 damage in total, nearly killing it. You become an very old yellow fire-breath animal.
I use flex seal on the gold dragon's scales to form a water-tight bond, greatly increasing its protection.
the very old yellow fire-breath animal becomes more resistant to damage! (In case you didn't know, the rules have changed a bit since before- you can now do all your actions in one post, if you want to, though the update-ly cap is still 3)
"You. I'm sorry, you fought well." I offer a silent thanks to him, and look down upon the Battlefield. The Godmodder grows powerful. I'll have to take care of a couple of things in order to take him/it down...
I look at the pile of junk. That will most likely turn into a big problem in a bit... Let's get rid of it. I launch a fireball into it. Then, I raise my hand to my mask, and use one of its powers (I think that's what these are)- Deific Mien I. ;Let's see what this does... (if im wrong about this thats ok)
You remember the valiant sacrifice of You... You. Is dead but not forgotten. You launch a fireball at it, destroying 22 of the items! Then, you tap into the power of the Eishaic Mask, making use of the temporary buff 'Deific Mien'. You survey the battlefield, and-if not already standing straight- straighten. These welps on the battlefield are beneath you, you can tell. Cowering, uncertain- digging through the dirt, by and large. weaklings. They think themselves equal to you? They are Not you. and you will make them see... then, the power flickers out and you're like "what" at those thoughts. Or I assume you are. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't think that kind of way normally? Thinking back, you know you used 'Deific Mien' and then, well, that... so clearly, there's a connection there. But then you didn't do anything with the buff, and it went away. hm...
Oh sweet! I'll happily take this Electric Affinity then.
I pick up the phone and dial it. This is their number, I'm sure- (1 action calling number)
"Oh! Hey! It's you again! What's up!"
"Hey Dave! Wanna fight a super-powerful entity alongside me?"
"N-what? No?" Oh great. I probably should have expected this. I'll try and convince them then. (1 action convincing)
"Come on Dave! Think of how awesome it would be! You could make an awesome song about it too!" (Rolling Charisma check- d20 + 2 because i'm good friends with them- 15)
"An awesome song? That sounds fun, actually! Count us in!" Sweet!
"So I'll see you here soon?" a slight pause on the line-
"Yeah, Yeah. Uh- how do we get there? Is there a teleportation circle nearby?"
"Oh- um. I'll figure something out, hold on. See you, my phones almost dead!"
I hang up. Now I've got to do something about them not being here..
I floof myself up with static electricity again to make sure I can call them back when I need to.
Astral Plane Chicken:The cool chicken from the Astral Plane!
Loyal Kobold Band: 7/12 A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. I can call them as soon as I remember their phone number, but I still gotta find them a route of passage.
Electric Affinity selected! you call the Kobolds, and somehow convince them to risk their lives in two sentence. hm, Charisma is seeming kind of like mind control here... Then, you try to figure out how to get them here, when your Historianism III buff starts twitching. It occurs to you that someone might have discovered such a method in the past, but your buff doesn't get more specific then that it was quite a while before your time... though there might be other ways, too.
The Pants and FSM are in/acting on the battlefield Sirnaturewriter is in, and he didn't post, so they do nothing; the same goes for the Monolith. Gary and Steve dig the tunnel(network?), bringing it nearly to completion. The Squidship, being in constant pain, writhes and slams into the pile of junk, destroying a bit of it. The Rock Entities do their rock collecting, gaining 5 rocks in each of the pelicans, gathering 1d5=2 (well, at least it's not 1.) rocks from the crab, and gaining more rock crab progress in the case of the lobster. Being in use, the Portal consumes 2 rocks to power itself, letting the Cake Collector Slime collect 1d4=2 cubic meters of cake, which it integrates into itself. The astral plane chicken is too Real to stop acting(even without orders), so it keeps making a nest. The Mask of Hungry Visitation gathered some rocks, specifically 1d7=4 and 1d7=5. The Rock elemental whacks the Slime, killing it. it takes 5 damage in the process, but the pseudopokemon's resulting pseudolevelup pseudoboosts their HP. The Godmodder, having taken Hunger For Eggs On Toast's advice about the reason for life to heart, picks up a nearby tree and walks over to the Rock Elemental. Winding up like a baseball player with terrible form (because baseball form isn't applicable, seeing as they're swinging a whole tree), they smack the tree right into the Rock Elemental, sending them flying into the Terror Pants and doing a Super-effective 80 damage to them, along with 30 damage to the Terror pants. some chunks of the Rock Elemental fall off, joining the pile of junk, but not many.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf]You is dead but not forgotten. [OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 19.4/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 30 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 30 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 7 cubic meters of cake. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP Nest -2y/0 HP. y=? [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 14 practical joke implements, 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 6 mouldy rotten foods(...), 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, 7 rocks, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [OG] Rock Elemental 27/90 HP, 14 A, Flinching! [AG]Slime Blob : ded. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 273 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, (ₒR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 125 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (4.7) - Thunderous Voice I, Lightning Liminal-ness I, Appalling Physicality II. SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III!
Hmm... I feel like this semielemental plane of cakes gives me not enough of its resources. Its calories should belong to us. I go through the portal and ingest a lot of the cake using my undying hunger.
All entities are ordered to collect rock unless they are made for cake collecting, in that case they collect cake.
I hope Srovy gets online again, I feel alone even tho I have been voremarried. Reminds me of someone :(
I guess I now have a reason to release the frozen bullets. While Godmodder follows my hints about what is the right thing to do, the boolets shoot at his back. Ooops
Lets finish that tunnel.
I animate a pair skeletons to assist me in finishing up that tunnel system, outfitting them with folding shovels. It's a battlefield location that's been nearly a year in the making, so I guess I should finally get it done.
GARY, the first skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: shovel
STEVE, the second skeleton; hit points: yes, equipment: a different brand of shovel.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I use shadow clone jutsu
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Ouch, Zeolhwyan is stronger than I thought...
I use Misty Step to get out of the immediate path of the fight, and cast Cure Serious Wounds on myself.
I also use Healing Word on the FSM.
Orders: Monolith, cast doomsday on Zeolhwyan and two points near them. FSM,heal thyself. Terror Pants, spray and pray in the general direction of Zeolhwyan.
Er... hmm going for more rocks and er
and hmm
getting more gamers to sponsor my sans cosplay by advertising on social media
and also dab at the godmodder
(due to some issues with the rollback system, Redrover's first post has no quote and is plaintext. the response is thus:)
Here is the quote you demanded(shrunk to save space). Now, as for your ability to do things while I'm busy... That doesn't really work out, because either everything happen when I read and respond to it, or it's all mostly happening on its own and my presence is irrelevant unless explicitly noted otherwise. The Rock Elemental becomes slightly more pokemon-like before, but there are no Rock-Elemental-Shaped pokemon in pokemon red for it to conceptually connect to, so it's not a pokemon yet, meaning your stat buff only slightly effects the elemental, and the Finger of Death is deflected by way of the Godmodder throwing a random corpse from a dead entity at it so that comes back as a zombie.
Quote from Redrover1760 >> The solution to the answer is that JOEbob is a complete and utter nerd. I distract JOE on a secret chat no one knows about while I say this. For every 1 minute passes JOE fails to notice I post, the Godmodder takes 1 damage due to anyfins. How do I do damage? Simple. I lecture the Godmodder into oblivion. Since JOE is busy counter lecturing me in another world, he can't defend the Godmodder for him.
You is healed 20 HP. The remainder of the action technically happens in the EoRR, since it involves You's action. Luckily, your paranoia in ensuring a quick exit protects you from the Godmodders backlash...
The Charge into charge pun gets wins the chargequest! you may claim one of two prizes:
an additional +2 to Kobold Band charge, Or
an 'Electric Affinity' passive applied to an unknown amount of the bards (which will be, like with Perceptive Potential, somewhat more powerful then 2 charges, but you can't control the details.)
Then, you cast Mass Heal! Sirnaturewriter goes from Serious Wounds to Wounds, and the remaining power of the action heals the two targeted entities by 3 HP before it sputters out (most of the power having gone into Sirnaturewriters healing).
You also render the Astral Chicken and yourself immune to spells of level eight or lower as long as you don't move.
you fail to do any of this due to insufficient actions. The Godmodder also points out that you were planning on trying to godmod his godmodding into not godmodding your godmodding despite being well aware of his propensity for godmodding.
You enhance the squidship into a rapid and perpetually tortured mode of meese-based squid transport! it appears on the battlefield as an entity.
Gary and Steve get a health boost because I think "hit points: yes" is funny! Steve gets a building boost because I thought 'a different brand of shovel', as equipment, is funny!
Gary can dig the tunnel system caves by 0.2 C per round while it's not done. Steve can do it by 0.5 C. Based on where you left it, the tunnel is at...
16/20 C, and the digging brings it to 16.7/20 C.
you summon 60 shadow clones!
You Er... hmm. Lets see, hmmm means 'to collect the aforementioned material', so if you Er... hmmm, you would be collecting Er... . but, you Er... hmm 'd, which isn't that. the word 'hm' implies consideration, and hmmm implies collection, so interpolating this series of words suggests hmm would be inbetween 'consider' and 'collect'. making use of a material would be even more then collecting it, so that's what hmmmm means, and I would suppose hmm refers to a less intrusive, but still non-mental, interaction then collection. how about protection? It leaves the subject material in the same place, but keeps Other things from affecting it, and may allow for future collection to be easier... a good middle-ground! You successfully protect (4+3+1+4= 12) Er... !
You also advertise on social media. the first comment points out that your mask is the wrong color and non-humanoid, which snowballs into you as a representation of tertiary fans, and then into random memes... you have successfully become a bad meme.
presumably taking advantage of this through some twisted form of precognition, you preform the pseudomeme of dabbing at the Godmodder. He ignores you.
EoRR
You gravityifficationates the Godmodder into the ground. The Godmodder is then burnt from all those hot knives and metal bits, which ADrunekendwarf lifts up with a whirlwind. The Godmodder takes two damage. Then they shake off the gravity, and grab one of the metal bits. It grabs one of the metal bits, which grabs a few more metal bits, all of which grab new metal bits, which grab more metal bits. Soon, he's gathered all the metal bits. Holding up the metal bits, all the edge ones grab the Knives, which the Godmodder combines into one really big knife. Then, he combines the metal bits into a single metal Golem, which stabs You in the chest with the Giant Knife the Godmodder just made, which explodes and kills You! The Golem then falls apart, having run out of energy.
This consumes the Godmodders action. You might have said something dramatic before dying, but his sounds are all inverted, so it's hard to tell. Then, the Godmodder turns to the rest of the entities, and speaks:
GODMODDER: ...and let this be a lessen to the rest of you.ʰᵉʰˢᵒᵈʳᵃᵐᵃᵗᶦᶜ
The Mask and rock things don't have orders! the machine might technically not be able to not act? so it still gathers rocks- 3+1 rocks, specifically.
The Astral Plane Chicken starts making a nest. In the manner that chickens do, this means they find a secluded area in the sphere- right next to the cart- and start digging a small hole in the dry Colosseum floor.
the Pile of Junk doesn't grow this round, because the Godmodder was busy killing You.
the Rock Elemental whacks the Kittenish Pelican, partially depleting its Awakened integrity!
The Slime Blob keeps attacking the Rock Maker Machine, which kills it.
Waluigi rolls over in his sleep, dropping the Geese someone threw on him onto the ground, where it does geese things and waddles away.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 157/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You Died. 0/3 Gravity.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 16.7/20)
[OG-Orcalord] Shadow Clones 1x60 HP, 0x60A, pop at the slightest provocation.
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 25 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 3/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 25 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine : Dead.
Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
Nest -?/0 HP.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 1 depowered metal golem (20 durability), 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[OG] Rock Elemental 100/90 HP, 12 A
[AG] Slime Blob 55 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 273 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
You use Misty Step, rapidly retreating from the battlefield, before healing yourself! however, because of Bardy's help, you are only at moderate wounds! the resulting mismatch between your spell of Cure Serious Wounds and your Wounds leaves you at Light Wounds! You then cast Healing Word, healing the Monster by 22 HP! Since your section is almost entirely seperate from the rest of the battlefield, it will now be above/below it (depending on which section has a post first).
Also, I corrected a bookkeeping error- the Coordinated Cutter was in Used condition, not the Sundering Scimitar.
The Monolith us-olith uses- ses- ddddomoasdyyyyyaaa@aaa
/\a----fFfloatsin the air, unsure of what to do. Did you... order them? to do what? they don't......
The Flying Spageti Monster heals itself! This brings it nearly to full.
The Terror Pants uses Spray and Pray again! Zeolhwyan dodges (1D100:52) it gracefully, its image flickering a few times, Before retaliating. They charge towards Sirnaturewriter with feline grace, making full use of their tails for balance and extra pseudo-feet. The Flying Spageti Monster is in the way, but they charge forwards without fear, the Sundering Scimitar shining for a moment, followed by the Coordinated Cutter.
They lash out as they reach the Flying Spageti Monster, a Severing Blow tearing cleanly through it without slowing down and slashing at Sirnaturewriter. As they try to block or otherwise avoid the slash, The Coordinated Cutter lashes out from the other side, Zeolhwyan having concocted a clash to occupy any weapon Sirnaturewriter might be holding or conjure- letting the Severing Blow sail forth unstopped, before their image flickers and they're a few meters away, just out of range of simple retaliation.
This all leaves the Monster down a full thirty health- that was one hell of a cut, metaphorically speaking- and Sirnaturewriter back to Wounds without any opportunity to counter.
The Displacer beasts flicker in time with Zeolhwyan's own, before attacking the same targets as before. the Cosmic Monolith (1D100, 72) dodges again, and the Flying Spageti Monster takes 5+(1d5=1) damage.
[P] Sirnaturewriter. Wounds.
[SNW] Terror Pants (Towering outside of Colosseum!)
[SNW] Flying Spageti monster 11/55 HP 20A/-15A
[SNW] Cosmic Monolith. 49/100 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse (65) Antimatter (25*3) Flash (?) 4/4 doomsday.
[AntiSNW] Zeolhwyan 130/150 HP, 60+20+20% dodge chance, Close-Quarters capabilities!
Arms 25x4 HP, 50% dodge + parent dodge, 10Ax4. Each can wield one Relic!
Tail 30x2 HP, parent dodge, Thorns 0.5. Tail Stuffx2!A
[Relic] Scimitar of a Sibyl. summons (1D? ? -?) Displacer Beasts on use. Pristine condition. held by Zeolhwyan's first arm.
[Relic] Sundering Scimitar. Sharp Blade. Severing Blow. Though the skies may fall. Pristine Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's dominant hand.
[Relic] Coordinated Cutter. Conspicuous Choreography. Precise Parry. Concocted clash. Used Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan's third arm.
<strong<spanstyle="color: #800080;">[Relic] NAME PENDING.</span></strong> [ERROR]. [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
@*1A&0 Condition. Held by Zeolhwyan'sz!(}Ak*M[Relic] Bequeathed Brilliance (Powering the blades). Pristine Condition. Durable. is a necklace, worn around Zeolhwyan's 'neck'!
[AntiSNW-Zeolhwyan] Displacer Beast 40x2 HP, Coordinate Concordance (FSM, CM), 1d5+5 x2A. Bond of Zeolhwyan.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ER3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental, with shadow clones.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (3.7) - Deific Mien I, Electric Affinity II, momentary manoeuvring I.
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III!
Man why am I so powerful but have so low ambition. I have to do something that looks meaningful... like deducting 1 point of HP off the godmodder.
"Hey may I *please* remove one point of HP off your quite full HP bar, godmodder? You have so many and get hurt like very few times. It is time for you to play a bit fair."
Oh yeah polite asking is the new meta.
My memetic status... er... hmm I sit down in front of the laptop and create some memes about myself by mixing them with popular memes. Eh...
Yeah...
hmm...
ahh...
hum...
after figuring out the meaning of life I decide that everyone is better off dead but I won't do them the service of killing them. I tell the godmodder the reason of life tho.
I drink some Crystal Pepsi, hydrating myself for physical labor. I then join the skeleton boys down in the tunnels, taking up a shovel of my own.
Gary and Steve dig, because their programming demands it.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I tell every entity to collect rocks, collect rocks and then count the current rocks I have. Lotsa rocks.
Hmm... I collect cakes from the semielemental plane of cakes.
I make a cake collector slime out of the cakes I collected.
possession of natural resources is important
I order my shadow clones to attack,then turn into an Ancient Gold Dragon
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I use flex seal on the gold dragon's scales to form a water-tight bond, greatly increasing its protection.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The Godmodder politely declines.
You make memes about yourself! what sort of memes?
The Godmodder hears your explanation and agrees wholeheartedly. He'll kill everyone out of the goodness of his heart! he was going to do that anyway, but still, out of the goodness of his heart.... yeah!
You boost the charge by two! Entities ordered.
you order your entities, collect 4D4(3, 3, 1, 2) rocks, count your rock count (it's in your playerlist entry).
Then, you collect (4, 2, 2, 4) cakes! It looks like the power of your Srovy-derived actions is falling due to his inactivity...
you then make a cake collector slime! this works slightly better then normal because I found it amusing when I first read it.
Your shadow clones attack (rolls dice) the slime! They all die from the acidity, but they manage to do 50 damage in total, nearly killing it.
You become an very old yellow fire-breath animal.
the very old yellow fire-breath animal becomes more resistant to damage!
(In case you didn't know, the rules have changed a bit since before- you can now do all your actions in one post, if you want to, though the update-ly cap is still 3)
You remember the valiant sacrifice of You... You. Is dead but not forgotten.
You launch a fireball at it, destroying 22 of the items!
Then, you tap into the power of the Eishaic Mask, making use of the temporary buff 'Deific Mien'. You survey the battlefield, and-if not already standing straight- straighten. These welps on the battlefield are beneath you, you can tell. Cowering, uncertain- digging through the dirt, by and large. weaklings. They think themselves equal to you? They are Not you. and you will make them see... then, the power flickers out and you're like "what" at those thoughts. Or I assume you are. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't think that kind of way normally? Thinking back, you know you used 'Deific Mien' and then, well, that... so clearly, there's a connection there. But then you didn't do anything with the buff, and it went away. hm...
Electric Affinity selected! you call the Kobolds, and somehow convince them to risk their lives in two sentence. hm, Charisma is seeming kind of like mind control here... Then, you try to figure out how to get them here, when your Historianism III buff starts twitching. It occurs to you that someone might have discovered such a method in the past, but your buff doesn't get more specific then that it was quite a while before your time... though there might be other ways, too.
The Pants and FSM are in/acting on the battlefield Sirnaturewriter is in, and he didn't post, so they do nothing; the same goes for the Monolith. Gary and Steve dig the tunnel(network?), bringing it nearly to completion. The Squidship, being in constant pain, writhes and slams into the pile of junk, destroying a bit of it.
The Rock Entities do their rock collecting, gaining 5 rocks in each of the pelicans, gathering 1d5=2 (well, at least it's not 1.) rocks from the crab, and gaining more rock crab progress in the case of the lobster. Being in use, the Portal consumes 2 rocks to power itself, letting the Cake Collector Slime collect 1d4=2 cubic meters of cake, which it integrates into itself. The astral plane chicken is too Real to stop acting(even without orders), so it keeps making a nest. The Mask of Hungry Visitation gathered some rocks, specifically 1d7=4 and 1d7=5.
The Rock elemental whacks the Slime, killing it. it takes 5 damage in the process, but the pseudopokemon's resulting pseudolevelup pseudoboosts their HP.
The Godmodder, having taken Hunger For Eggs On Toast's advice about the reason for life to heart, picks up a nearby tree and walks over to the Rock Elemental. Winding up like a baseball player with terrible form (because baseball form isn't applicable, seeing as they're swinging a whole tree), they smack the tree right into the Rock Elemental, sending them flying into the Terror Pants and doing a Super-effective 80 damage to them, along with 30 damage to the Terror pants. some chunks of the Rock Elemental fall off, joining the pile of junk, but not many.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You is dead but not forgotten.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 19.4/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 30 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 3/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 30 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 7 cubic meters of cake.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
Nest -2y/0 HP. y=?
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 14 practical joke implements, 11 bricks, 8 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 11 pieces of generic junk, 6 pens, 4 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 6 mouldy rotten foods(...), 21 Bitcoins, 12 mushrooms, 12 hit poodles, 7 rocks, +25ish items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[OG] Rock Elemental 27/90 HP, 14 A, Flinching!
[AG] Slime Blob : ded.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 273 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 5/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, (ₒR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 125 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (4.7) - Thunderous Voice I, Lightning Liminal-ness I, Appalling Physicality II.
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III!
Hmm... I feel like this semielemental plane of cakes gives me not enough of its resources. Its calories should belong to us.
I go through the portal and ingest a lot of the cake using my undying hunger.
All entities are ordered to collect rock unless they are made for cake collecting, in that case they collect cake.
I hope Srovy gets online again, I feel alone even tho I have been voremarried. Reminds me of someone :(
I guess I now have a reason to release the frozen bullets. While Godmodder follows my hints about what is the right thing to do, the boolets shoot at his back. Ooops
"Dig, my servants!"
I finish up that tunnel system. As for what I'll use it for, I don't know, but at least it's done.
Who are the current non-godmodder enemies on the field? It's been a while, after all, since my last visit.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I awaken my cakes so that they are conserved better.
Then I steal the random junk of the Godmodder.
I go back to eating cake.
I turn all the rocks I have into collector crabs and instruct them to collect the cake and give it to HV
I summon slifer the sky dragon,obelisk the Tormentor,and the winged dragon of Ra from yu-gi-oh and tell them to attack the alakazam
then I blast the godmodder with a Kamehameha
(OOC: Interference! :D
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
(for no reason,I had extra yu-gi-oh cards on me,and slifer's attack is 5,000 because I have 5 Cards on me plus a deck)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)