Flirting with a random female on the pub. Later, sleep with her.
The next morning, find myself being cursed and polymorfed into a Vamp. Guess what happened when I moved the window's curtains just to let the Sunrays go into the restroom. I forgot to check myself before moving the curtains..... xD
Wait a minute, whaaaaaa..... ??? (( mental note : Aren't supposed the DMs to be inmortals ?? ))
While my character was sailing on a ship, I told the DM we are running low on meat & fish & water, so I decided to apply a dead termite ant ((found on a wood plank)) onto the fishing hook. Then, I started to fishing while the boat is moving to increase the probability of catching anything. Some minutes later, the DM said :
You are grappled. Roll a Constitution saving throw.............. (( a savage Krakken appeared........ whatdda ))
Be a bandit just trying to make enough money to get medicine for your sick daughter after losing your honest job, and then see a small group of adventurers dragging a boatload of treasure along behind them because they've never heard of a bank, and thinking "easy money".
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Sleeping without seeing who's near you
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Killing an evil party member and then turn them into a wraith
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
Flirting with a random female on the pub. Later, sleep with her.
The next morning, find myself being cursed and polymorfed into a Vamp. Guess what happened when I moved the window's curtains just to let the Sunrays go into the restroom. I forgot to check myself before moving the curtains..... xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Get the dm angy
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Surrounded by a tribe of gnolls and tell the DM :
I gonna bark at the doggies......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
BEING THE DM
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Wait a minute, whaaaaaa..... ??? (( mental note : Aren't supposed the DMs to be inmortals ?? ))
While my character was sailing on a ship, I told the DM we are running low on meat & fish & water, so I decided to apply a dead termite ant ((found on a wood plank)) onto the fishing hook. Then, I started to fishing while the boat is moving to increase the probability of catching anything. Some minutes later, the DM said :
You are grappled. Roll a Constitution saving throw.............. (( a savage Krakken appeared........ whatdda ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(I thought their characters didn't exist so they are kinda dead-)
Living in the land of Nunya.
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Taking true strike
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
Sleep on a cemetary THEY SAID.
Gonna be funny THEY SAID.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Sleep in a valcano THEY SAID
You are a genocide THEY SAID.
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Mimics are always close by
Be a bandit just trying to make enough money to get medicine for your sick daughter after losing your honest job, and then see a small group of adventurers dragging a boatload of treasure along behind them because they've never heard of a bank, and thinking "easy money".
Check my stuff on DMs Guild!!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Dragon - balanced rules for 5e and 5.5e!
I have started discussing/reviewing D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
My mother: ""Don't cross the street...... ""
Me: ""There's noone around, mum .......... do you see it ??""
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Turn the CE wizard into a lich
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Be one of "those" Bards.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Nat 1
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Stepped on by a tarrasque (trust me, it happened to me before)
Seduce the bard of another party.
Cast Enlarge/Reduce on yourself and fail in the Concentration check.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk