When you tell the bartender to run a Wine contest ( the one who drinks more Pints of wine, WINS ).
13 wine pints later................................ your character, dealing with a serious alcoholic intoxication, walks to the chair but, fall down on the chimney, where there was an obvious fire.
Decide that being a Lich sounds fun, becoming BBEG for another group of adventurers
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Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Placing tons of glyphs of warding with 9th level catapult stored inside into a bag, which all activate when they exit the bag, and forgetting to close the bag at the end of a long rest
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I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
Be Wizard.................... easy Be a Wizard and choose Evocation school.................. easy Be an evocator Wizard and reach level 20 ( without multiclassing )............. mid-easy.
Then spend 1 whole year building a tower without any mining skills or any Mason's tool proficiency........... mid-easy.
Some weeks later, a stormy weather came, and killed me........................................ FFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!
(because i'm a tabaxi were tiger and in our world theirs three moons and when all three of them aare full I turn into a 120 foot tall giant weretiger who I have no control of.
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When you tell the bartender to run a Wine contest ( the one who drinks more Pints of wine, WINS ).
13 wine pints later................................ your character, dealing with a serious alcoholic intoxication, walks to the chair but, fall down on the chimney, where there was an obvious fire.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Decide that being a Lich sounds fun, becoming BBEG for another group of adventurers
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Cast Create or Destroy Water in a desert just to refill our EMPTY jugs THEY SAID.....
It gonna be fun......... THEY SAID..........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Get eaten by a Interstellar space T.rex.
Lover of pugs, dinos, dragons, and chickens
FEAR AND LOVE ME MORTALS!
Leader of the cult of bwba (barbarians with big axes)
Tell the dm to open the mm to page 286
Tell the bartender to get you the strongest wine he have in the cellar.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Send the paladin on a stealth mission.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Be your own Catapult's ammunition THEY SAID
It gonna be Superfunny THEY SAID.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Throw down a tree token between someone’s legs
"" Here lies Urruk the Skulker who rolled 3 Nat 1 consecutively ""
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Placing tons of glyphs of warding with 9th level catapult stored inside into a bag, which all activate when they exit the bag, and forgetting to close the bag at the end of a long rest
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
Be Wizard.................... easy
Be a Wizard and choose Evocation school.................. easy
Be an evocator Wizard and reach level 20 ( without multiclassing )............. mid-easy.
Then spend 1 whole year building a tower without any mining skills or any Mason's tool proficiency........... mid-easy.
Some weeks later, a stormy weather came, and killed me........................................ FFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I have one in my party and I'm already wishing he wasn't there.
dip your feet in kraken waters
be an evil character.
(because then the other characters will kill you)
run into a cave full of mind flayers.
sleep in a roc nest
that would be scary
I'm a bard. so you better not seduce me
(because i'm a tabaxi were tiger and in our world theirs three moons and when all three of them aare full I turn into a 120 foot tall giant weretiger who I have no control of.