Cast Polymorph on yourself while you are sailing on a ship. Become an Octopuss. Afetr that, go back to the sea, and dive down until you spot the KRAKKEN. That part was the easiy one.
*The DM rolling secretly some dices....................... Then he announces to you the KRAKKEN takes you to perform ""le XXX-rated mating dance"", because he wants to make more Krakkens.............
Be in the middle of a battle between a level 20 wizard and a level 20 paladin
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Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Playing a Wild Magic Sorcerer, then getting the fireball result when you roll a Wild Magic Surge. You are still level 1, so a fireball would kill you without a saving throw (and potentially your allies as well).
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Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
Cast Polymorph on yourself while you are sailing on a ship. Become an Octopuss. Afetr that, go back to the sea, and dive down until you spot the KRAKKEN. That part was the easiy one.
*The DM rolling secretly some dices.......................
Then he announces to you the KRAKKEN takes you to perform ""le XXX-rated mating dance"", because he wants to make more Krakkens.............
Guess who couldn't ran away so fast... xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Be a bard in a world of female Npc's.
die of sexual exhaustion
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Be in the middle of a battle between a level 20 wizard and a level 20 paladin
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Being a lv 1 Wizard and the DM Starts off with your getting attacked roll Dex Check
dying
Playing a Wild Magic Sorcerer, then getting the fireball result when you roll a Wild Magic Surge. You are still level 1, so a fireball would kill you without a saving throw (and potentially your allies as well).
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Getting a 1 on the mega Yahtzee thread
Being a virtuous paladin but starting off in a city of criminals
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Existing anywhere within 50 miles of the dungeon I made entirely out of combat n traps
I have a PHD in traps
Casting Catapult and testing the launching range by yourself....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Be an adventurers parent.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Be the Familiar who always is being used as a toy for those ""furry moments""....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
getting so high a roll on a perception check you transcend dimensions and realize nothing is real
¯\_🤠_/¯
decide to continue after the dm goes "Are you really sure about this?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Call a blue greatwyrm fat
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Decide to keep the talking sword despite everyone in the party says other wise.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"Hey guys, what's down this pit?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
that's famous last words, not 1000 ways to die in dnd.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Pick up the duck. The rules of dungeoning are always the same...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Get killed by your party's local murderhobo.
i have a twitch channel consider checking that out
Cast shocking grasp in a pool.
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
Website character sheet not working fix (Hopefully)
Semi-Expert at homebrew, just ask for my help.