Wondrous Item, varies
It's a bag of infinite popcorn.
The better the popcorn quality, the rarer the item. Caramel popcorn is legendary and great quality.
Ultimate popcorn is artifact rarity and has popcorn that tastes LEGENDARY to everyone, second only to the candy produced by the pink part of THE ULTIMATE GODKILLER WEAPON!
Eating for 1 minute counts as a pound of food, but you can eat as much as you want.