When what should be completely inadvisable turns into the best option, such as a sudden battle of attrition, look no further than Hari's Huffable Googly Eyes! Inspired by a magical accident in which Hari inhaled a googly eye one night, only to be able to spit it out and pierce through walls the next day, these googly eyes combine both the best of novel recreation and the element of sheer surprise!
A silk bag containing googly eyes -- small hemispherical decorations that consist of a plastic dome attached to cardboard paper, complete with a small black circle of paper that moves around freely in the dome. Measuring half an inch in diameter and weighing one fourth of an ounce, it is infused with magic that makes inhalation pleasurable, and additionally feed off your magic reservoir to become more powerful overnight. A Bag of Hari's Huffable Googly Eyes typically contains up to 2d4+4 googly eyes, and has four charges.
During a Long Rest, you may expend one charge to inhale up to 4 googly eyes. Roll a d4, with the number rolled being the amount of eyes that you can inhale. Additionally, for each eye that is inhaled, take one point of Force damage. The effects of this item will not be activated until the following dawn.
Once per round, you may take a bonus action to spit out a googly eye with great force. Choose one creature within 60 feet of you, and roll to attack. Upon hit, the googly eye will shatter on impact and be destroyed. The creature must then make a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw, taking 5d4 Piercing damage on a failed save and half as much damage on a successful one. Additionally, upon a failed save, the target will have the Stunned condition until the start of their next turn. However, should you roll a 1, you choke on the googly eye in the back of your throat, taking 2d4 Force damage before swallowing it harmlessly. Once swallowed, the googly eye is considered destroyed.
This item will be lost once all googly eyes have been used, or all charges have been expended, regardless of the remaining amount of googly eyes left in the bag.
(NOTE: By purchasing this item, you waive your right to sue Hari and any other related parties for any side effects, including but not limited to: choking, permanent nasal injury, and death.)
Notes: Damage: Piercing, Carrying Capacity: Small, Damage, Consumable
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