Aardvark Suit of Chaotic Delight

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement)
School of Magic: Abjuration

This sleek gray costume is stitched from velvet-like hide with arcane runes faintly glowing under the surface. The snout stiffens when near magic.

Magical Effects:

1. Magical Grounding
   While wearing the costume, you have resistance to force damage and cannot be moved against your will by magic (such as Eldritch Blast with Repelling Blast or Thunderwave).
2. Wanderer’s Hunch
   You instinctively know the direction to the nearest underground tunnel, burrow, or natural cave, even through stone or sand. Ideal for secret routes, hidden lairs, or swift escapes.
3. Chaotic Attraction
   When you enter a new room or space, roll a d4:
   1. You smell irresistible to vermin.
   2. You leave little glowing footprints for 1 minute.
   3. One nonmagical item on you changes color randomly.
   4. You gain a +1 bonus to Charisma (Performance) for 10 minutes.

Notes:

• The suit is cool to the touch and magically resists heat, making it ideal for tropical climates and beachside adventuring.
• Its whimsical effects make it perfect for eccentric heroes, vigilante roleplay, and players who don’t mind standing out—literally.

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