Wondrous Item, rare (requires attunement by a creature of non-Lawful alignment)

“Style is fleeting, but chaos is eternal.”

There are relics that command awe, and there are relics that command laughter. The Ascot of Monkey Shenanigans does both. Woven from golden jungle silk and threads of pure mischief, this flamboyant neckpiece once adorned the trickster-demigod Chimwala the Prank Thief, patron of impossible acrobatics and perfectly timed disasters.

Those who don the ascot feel their body surge with feral grace and restless energy. Feet move before thought; balance becomes instinct; every step teeters on brilliance and catastrophe. The ascot seems to giggle softly when its wearer pulls off something spectacular— or stumbles with theatrical flair.

When attuned, your Dexterity score becomes 19. The ascot has no effect if your Dexterity is already 19 or higher. It grants no wisdom, no restraint, and certainly no dignity—only the unshakable rhythm of momentum and mayhem.

Some sages insist the ascot is cursed; others argue it’s simply alive. Either way, few can resist its charm once it slithers around their neck, whispering, “Let’s see what happens if we do this…”

⚙️ Mechanical Summary

Notes: Set: Dexterity Score, Never underestimate the power of impeccable fashion combined with pure mischief., Buff, Handwear