I will be adding any comment ideas btw the effects start at the person that gets impaled by this card effects don't happen until someone gets stabbed (Edit: everything beyond spades is made by the comments. Also I will only put Legitimate requests)
A deck of cards with various effects per card:
Spades: ace, d20*d20*d20 explosion damage. 2, 5 goblins appear. 3, the board game exploding kittens appears next to a exploding kitten who insta-kills anyone next to it. 4, a lv 21 wizard appears. 5, every creature is frozen in time for 5 years. 6, the nearest enemy is now convinced that pineapple belongs on pizza. 7, somewhere on the Material plane the most kind, humble, and nice king just exploded. 8, everyone in a 10 mile radius takes 1d10 fire damage. 9, every person named Tim dies instantly. 10, every druid in a 120 mile radius is put to lv 1d20. Jack, the person this card hits is hit with 5 levels of Exhaustion. Queen, a giant(preexisting) volcano erupts. King, the person that gets hit gets there Int, Wis, and cha set to 1.
Hearts: ace, set the nearest guy named dave on fire. 2, makes them have 2 hearts it doesn't do anything having a second heart does not do anything good or bad for the creature. 3, give every person who is named bob brian damage not brain, brian they lose all of their intelligence. 4, eyes cover a random creature within 20 ft. 5, the caster turns into a halfling with full-body tattoos. 6, up to ten people within 60 ft. must speak in shouts for the next three hours. 7, nine dolphins appear, swimming in the water, or ground, or maybe air. 8,
Special: If anyone pulls a joker the universe explodes or take 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000d100
Thank you thesupercoolDMthatlikespie's(ace, 1, 2, and 3 of hearts) Gjalr(4, 5, 6, and 7 of hearts) jake_state(Joker) for your suggestions.
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Posted Oct 22, 2025I will only update this if there are more then 3 requests.
P.S yes I know it's weird for the guy that made the Aetherwoven Carapace make this weird card thing. Mind your own business.
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Posted Oct 22, 2025Love the suggestions part so here are some.
8 of hearts: increases ( or decreases) your CHA to 20
9 of hearts: If you have more then 250GP then pay 200 if you have less gain 100
10 of hearts: Every lv. 5 monk dies.
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Posted Dec 9, 2025Ace of spades: creates an incredibly generic sound effect that’s a mix of a fart and a squish that anyone within 90ft can hear. Randomly drops a slightly spade shaped shovel on a creature nearby/currently engaged in combat, dealing 2d6 bludgeoning dmg
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Posted Dec 21, 20258 of hearts: 8 human hearts fall on your head
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Posted Feb 26, 2026Ace of diamonds: The nearest thing named 'Tim' and the nearest thing named 'Dave' and the nearest thing named 'Bob' now have an antimatter rifle each and have proficiency using it and any attacks that land are auto crits.
2 of diamonds: The next card that will be used from this deck is the one of diamonds and anyone who sees the deck knows this instantly.
3 of diamonds: Anybody within 30 ft now has a immortal squirrel friend named Tim who doesn't do anything unless they get an antimatter rifle, then they set out to dominate the world until it is taken off of them.
4 of diamonds: This card deals no damage and instead a bowl that always is filled with 200°C (twice the boiling point of water at sea level) coffee appears at the targets feet and if you drink ten liters of it without dying you can shoot it from your fingers dealing 3d6 fire damage that being underwater doesn't protect you from oh and also they're immune to fire damage now.
5 of diamonds: This card turns into a wallet that works like a bag of holding but has no limit and can only store money, but any money placed in there doubles each time the character survives combat, but any money in the wallet disappears if the character commits a crime.
6 of diamonds: The target and the weilder decide to bet half their money on some kind of game.
7 of diamonds: The physical age of every body in 100 ft is now 7 years old.
8 of diamonds: Every body in 30 ft except the target gets slapped by the target 88 times.
9 of diamonds: The nearest adventurer is now addicted to smoking halucinogenic mushrooms that make it seem like it's night when it's actually day and vice versa.
10 of diamonds: 10 golden pigs appear, they are worth absolutely 0 CP and try to stop people doing things that the DM deems unwise.
Jack of diamonds: The nearest bards name is now Jack permanently and cannot be undone and nobody'll know since all ways of figuring out that the bards original name now tell you it was and has always been Jack, this affects memory too.
Queen of diamonds: The next meal that every body in the nearest party (e.g. adventurers group, ball or other kinds) will eat is french toast.
King of diamonds: The next in line for the throne of the nearest kingdom/empire is now three kobolds in a trench coat.
Expect this from me otherwise why do I have this username.