This stone connects you to a notoriously unreliable magical helpdesk. The support offered ranges from useless to game-changing, depending on the cosmic queue.
Mechanic: Once per day, roll a d100. There is a 50% chance it connects you to the helpdesk; roll another d100 there is a 10% chance the advice is genuinely helpful, otherwise it’s comically useless.

Notes: To attune, listen to the arcane “hold music,” which plays softly from the stone for 1 hour, BagOfHolding2025