Armor of the Iron Temptress

Item Description

This gleaming metal bikini is forged from an alloy unknown to mortals. Though it barely covers anything, it radiates a terrifying magical field that wraps the wearer in layers of arcane defense, but it comes at the cost of overwhelming cursebinding.

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Mechanical Properties

Armor Class

• While wearing and attuned to the Iron Temptress Bikini, your AC raises by 40.
• This overrides all other sources of AC (armor, unarmored defense, shields, spells, etc.).

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Ability Enhancement

• While attuned, your Charisma score becomes 30 (maximum, not a bonus).
• If your Charisma is already 30, it stays 30.

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Attunement Restriction

While attuned to this item:

• Your total attunement capacity is reduced to 1.
• You cannot attune to any other items.

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Nudity Requirement

The bikini only functions if:

• You are wearing no other clothing of any kind (even mundane).
• You are wearing no armor or magical garments.
• You are wearing no shield.
• You are not under any magical clothing effects (Mage Armor, Barkskin, polymorphic clothing, etc.).

If anything else is equipped or worn, the bikini instantly becomes inert and your AC returns to normal.

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Dissolving Curse

When first touched (even accidentally) it attunes:

• All nonmagical clothing and armor you are wearing instantly dissolves into silver-gray ash.
• Any nonmagical clothing you attempt to wear in the future disintegrates the moment it touches your skin.

Magical clothing does NOT disintegrate but it nullified the effects of the item (does not remove Curse, it just rids the additional bonuses and AC)

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Disadvantages

You have disadvantage on Cold damage saving throws and become vulnerable to Cold, Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing damage.

You also have disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) due to the faint metallic chime the bikini makes with every movement.

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Social Effects

Your appearance alters social encounters:

• Advantage on Charisma Ability Checks.
• Immunity to Psychic damage and the Charmed condition.
• Neutral or mixed reactions from chaotic or fey-aligned beings who appreciate curses.

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The Irremovable Curse

Once donned, the bikini cannot be removed by any means other than:

• Remove Curse cast as a 9th-level spell
• Wish

Remove Curse of lower levels fails automatically.

Even death does not remove the armor. Your corpse will still wearing it until another being touches the armor.

Unless your intention is to relieve yourself (i.e. bodily functions or otherwise) wash the armor, or sleep with the intention of re-equipping it after, attempts to forcibly remove it causes the wearer:

• 10d10 psychic damage
• And the bikini reattaches immediately at the end of the round

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Curse of Exhibition

While attuned:

• You cannot willingly wear clothing.
• If forced into clothes, you suffer level 1 exhaustion every hour until freed.
• The Bikini is unfortunately (or fortunately) the most comfortable clothing you have ever worn and the confidence in your body image SKYROCKETS.

A close-fitting shirt of hardened leather with long sleeves.

Notes: Bonus: Armor Class, Set: Attunement Slots, Set: Charisma Score, Advantage: Charisma Ability Checks, Advantage: Charisma Saving Throws, Disadvantage: Saving Throws, Vulnerability: Cold, Vulnerability: Bludgeoning, Vulnerability: Piercing, Vulnerability: Slashing, Immunity: Psychic, Immunity: Charmed, Humanoid