Do you have that special gnome in your party that is always trying to make a difference?
Does that gnome struggle with their small stature and soft voice?
Well, this is the ultimate magic item for them! Picture a gnome gracing the cool metal and rocking out to gnome rock music while they strut their stuff. Truly inspiring!
This item functions as a Gnome Stripper Pole. While holding it, you can take an Action to cause it to transform into a brilliant stripper pole with a disco ball, anchor points and an integrated thong for the truly refined gnome user. The pole is 3' tall, sturdy construction, functional and fully equipped with a clean gnome thong. Lose your thong? Well, don't worry. It magically reappears in the pocket of the pole ready for another use.
When activated, the gnome stripper achieves a +5 to persuasion and a +2 to acrobatics. The disco light is able to light an area out to 30' with dazzling coloured lights. With the flip of a concealed switch, the gnome is able to initiate the song "Pink Gnome Girl" from within.
Invisible mounts appear when the pole is activated to ensure the pole is stable for even the craziest of acts.
Notes: Bonus: Persuasion, Bonus: Acrobatics
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