Description:
This small, unassuming leather pouch contains an infinite, non-removable supply of 1-inch carved wooden figurines, each depicting a stylized phallus in a different, vaguely interpretive artistic style (Baroque, Impressionist, Abstract, etc.). Upon opening the bag, you can always produce one such figurine as a free action.
Properties:
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Infinite Supply: The bag never runs out of wooden *****.
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Purely Cosmetic: The figurines are inert, non-magical, and cannot be used as tools, weapons, caltrops, or lockpicks. They are mildly splintery.
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Mildly Inconvenient: Any attempt to empty the entire bag results in a small, self-contained pile of figurines no larger than a beanbag chair. The pile vanishes into a petty, ethereal mist after 1 minute.
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Social Currency: You may present a figurine to another creature. The creature must succeed on a DC 0 Wisdom (Insight) check to process what it is and why you gave it to them. No mechanical effect occurs, but the GM is encouraged to narrate the ensuing awkward silence.
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