A weathered scrap of parchment. It reads as follows:
Grandma’s Holiday Punch
-A whole Newt (for emotional support)
-Bottled Sin
-One Drowned Sorrow
-A Pirate’s Hook (From the left arm only)
-A liar’s tongue (must be at least a half-pound)
-Basilisk Liver (marinated)
-Eleventacle (a ninetacle will work in a pinch)
-Eel Jelly
-Malicious Intent (shaken gently)
-Pickled Demon-Eyes
-A kidney Stone
-The pain resulting from said Kidney Stone
-A Ghoul’s Bladder
-And one finely aged poplar seed
The ingredients, other than the Newt, when combined, distilled, gently coerced, and extracted properly, yield a single sickly pale green potion. When consumed, the potion permanently grants a bonus of +1 to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma.
If you try to drink more than one of these potions within 232,159 years of each other, you will immediately experience a death so excruciating that it cannot be described through any medium of communication.
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