Wondrous Item, legendary
As long as this amulet is worn, roll 1D4 at each Dawn.
On a 1 your accent is Cockney, on a 2 your accent is British Nobility, on a 3 your accent is Irish-American Immigrant, on a 4 your accent is The Player Except Loud And Not Using Contractions.
The amulet provides no other bonuses.