Filthy clothes? Dirty mule? Reeking drinking water? Rusty tools and weathered leather? Has your life lost its shine? Friends, do not despair of your lordly ambitions. Do not think your beauty forever tarnished. Barasto comes before you as a humble tradesman to tell you of a wonderful substance he has come across on his travels. Today, for a small sum of 5 gold, Barasto presents the answer to your troubles. Today! Barasto reveals his Miracle Cleanser. A pinch in water will cleanse your body, your clothes, your household settings, and anything you wish. A sprinkling on rust, and a quick scrub will remove the tarnish. A pinch in oil will produce a pleasant aroma, and restore your leathers. A pinch in alcohol will even scour festering wounds of their pestilence! Friends, do not be discouraged by the cost. A clean household is a noble one. A clean body is a healthy one. A clean visage is a respected one. A jar of my cleanser will save you hours of scrubbing every day, and is so potent it can last you for a decade with efficient use.
This jar is full of a pale pink powder which surprisingly works as advertised. Drinking the cleaner is not advised unless it is extremely diluted.
Notes: Social, Utility, Consumable
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