Bathroom Buddy
Wondrous Item, Uncommon
A palm-sized, waterproof box with a crank handle and several interchangeable attachments: a tiny plunger, scrub brush, soap nozzle, folding privacy screen, scented spray bottle, and a roll of impossibly soft paper.
The Bathroom Buddy has 6 charges and regains 1d4 + 2 charges daily at dawn.
While holding it, you can use an action to expend charges for one of the following functions:
Freshen Up — 1 charge. You instantly become clean, dry, deodorized, and free of mundane stains, odors, grime, and up to one nonmagical poison or contaminant on your clothing or gear. This does not remove diseases, curses, or magical effects.
Emergency Facilities — 2 charges. A small, opaque portable privy unfolds in an unoccupied space within 10 feet. It provides privacy and basic sanitation for up to 8 hours, then folds itself back into the Bathroom Buddy. It cannot be used as cover in combat.
Soap Blast — 1 charge. Make a ranged spell attack against a creature within 30 feet. On a hit, the target is coated in slick soap foam and must succeed on a DC 13 Dexterity saving throw or fall Prone. A creature that succeeds has its speed reduced by 10 feet until the start of your next turn.
Plunger Pop — 2 charges. A suction-cup plunger shoots out on a cord toward a creature or object within 20 feet. Make a Strength (Athletics) check using your spellcasting ability, if you have one, or your Strength otherwise. On a success, you can pull a Medium or smaller creature 10 feet toward you, pull yourself 10 feet toward a secured object, or open/unclog a stuck mundane door, pipe, drain, or container.
The Courtesy Spray — 3 charges. You release a cloud of aggressively pleasant lavender mist in a 15-foot cone. Each creature in the area must make a DC 13 Constitution saving throw. On a failure, it is Poisoned until the end of its next turn as it chokes, coughs, and questions its life choices. Creatures that do not breathe are immune.
Consumable Attachment: The Last Roll
The Bathroom Buddy includes one enchanted roll of paper. As an action, you can tear off and use a sheet to cast healing word at 1st level without expending a spell slot. The roll has 3 sheets. Once all three are used, it becomes an ordinary roll of toilet paper.
Quirk
The box loudly announces its selected attachment in a cheerful voice:
“SCRUB MODE ENGAGED!”
“PRIVACY DEPLOYED!”
“MAXIMUM FRESHNESS!”
Notes: Prone, Poisoned
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