Bag of Infinite Deli

Wondrous Item, very rare

"Some believe the bag was enchanted by an archmage. Others insist it was created by a retired tavern cook who got tired of adventurers skipping lunch. Regardless of its origin, one fact remains true: every sandwich is made with love... and at least a little bit of chaos."

Chef's Special: If all three rolls match, gain 1d6 temporary hit points and advantage on your next ability check.

Bread Table (1d20)

d20	Bread
1	Burnt Rye
2	Sourdough
3	White Bread
4	Whole Wheat
5	Honey Oat
6	Pretzel Bun
7	Brioche
8	Pumpernickel
9	Cornbread
10	Garlic Bread
11	Croissant
12	Bagel
13	Flatbread
14	Focaccia
15	Dwarven Stonebread
16	Moonbread
17	Elven Herb Loaf
18	Infernal Black Bread
19	Cloud Bread
20	Rainbow Swirl Bread

Filling Table (3d100)

d100	Ingredient	d100	Ingredient
01	Roast beef	51	Treant sprouts
02	Ham	52	Fairy berries
03	Turkey	53	Unicorn cheese
04	Chicken	54	Celestial honey
05	Bacon	55	Goblin relish
06	Pulled pork	56	Orc sausage
07	Salami	57	Giant tomato
08	Pepperoni	58	Fey herbs
09	Smoked salmon	59	Glow moss
10	Tuna	60	Crystal onions
11	Egg salad	61	Spicy mustard
12	Chicken salad	62	Garlic aioli
13	Cucumber	63	Chipotle mayo
14	Tomato	64	Herb butter
15	Lettuce	65	Honey glaze
16	Pickles	66	Ranch dressing
17	Onions	67	Pesto
18	Bell peppers	68	Hot sauce
19	Spinach	69	Sweet chili
20	Avocado	70	Arcane relish
21	Swiss cheese	71	Mystery meat
22	Cheddar	72	Chocolate spread
23	Mozzarella	73	Peanut butter
24	Pepper jack	74	Jam
25	Blue cheese	75	Bananas
26	Goat cheese	76	Apple slices
27	Brie	77	Candied bacon
28	Cream cheese	78	Cinnamon sugar
29	Mushrooms	79	Pumpkin mash
30	Caramelized onions	80	Marshmallow fluff
31	Grilled peppers	81	Everything from 3 random rolls
32	Fried egg	82	Double meat
33	Hash browns	83	Triple cheese
34	Mac & cheese	84	Only vegetables
35	BBQ brisket	85	Breakfast sandwich
36	Meatballs	86	Dessert sandwich
37	Shrimp	87	Seafood feast
38	Crab	88	Extra spicy
39	Lobster	89	Everything pickled
40	Sausage	90	Chef's surprise
41	Fire peppers	91	Invisible filling
42	Ice lettuce	92	Tiny animated ingredients
43	Lightning pickles	93	Gold flakes
44	Shadow mushrooms	94	Edible flowers
45	Phoenix chicken	95	Random monster meat
46	Dragon steak	96	Random planar fruit
47	Kraken calamari	97	Sentient pickle
48	Griffon breast	98	Living slime jelly
49	Basilisk bacon	99	Starlight cream
50	Manticore jerky	100	Roll twice and combine

d100	Magical Effect
01	Your burps sound like thunder for 1 minute.
02	Your hair tastes like butter for 1 hour.
03	You smell like fresh bread until dawn.
04	Your skin becomes lightly toasted for 10 minutes.
05	You sneeze harmless flour once.
06	You hiccup bubbles for 1 minute.
07	Your teeth sparkle whenever you smile for 1 hour.
08	Your voice echoes slightly for 10 minutes.
09	You leave tiny breadcrumbs instead of footprints for 1 minute.
10	A tiny illusionary chef gives you a thumbs-up before disappearing.
11	Your eyes become pickle green for 1 hour.
12	You speak with an exaggerated noble accent for 10 minutes.
13	Your laughter sounds like a goose.
14	A harmless mustard stain appears on your clothing.
15	Your shadow pretends to eat a sandwich.
16	Every sneeze smells like garlic.
17	Your hands become pleasantly warm.
18	Your tongue briefly glows blue.
19	One random vegetable appears in your pocket.
20	You always know where the nearest tavern is for 1 hour.
21	Gain advantage on your next Constitution save against spoiled food.
22	You ignore the effects of bland food for 24 hours.
23	Your next meal tastes incredible regardless of quality.
24	You instantly know whether food is poisoned.
25	You gain 1 temporary hit point.
26	Heal 1 hit point.
27	You can perfectly slice bread for 24 hours.
28	You instinctively know if a sandwich contains pickles.
29	Your backpack smells faintly of cinnamon.
30	Birds seem unusually interested in you.
31	A pigeon follows you for an hour.
32	Squirrels are friendly toward you today.
33	Butterflies briefly gather around you.
34	A harmless loaf of bread falls from the sky nearby.
35	A ghostly waiter bows respectfully.
36	Your footsteps sound crunchy.
37	You leave faint toast-shaped footprints for 10 minutes.
38	A tiny illusion of steam rises from your head.
39	You glow like a warm oven for 1 minute (dim light 5 ft.).
40	Your nose whistles while breathing for 10 minutes.
41	You gain advantage on your next Cooking Utensils check.
42	The next ration you eat counts as delicious.
43	Your water tastes like lemonade for 1 hour.
44	You cannot burn your tongue on hot food today.
45	You instantly become comfortably full.
46	You can identify cheese by smell for 24 hours.
47	A random nearby cat stares at you.
48	You speak one sentence in Giant by accident.
49	A spectral napkin wipes your face.
50	Nothing happens... probably.
51	You belch a harmless rainbow.
52	Your ears wiggle when you lie for 1 hour.
53	A tiny pickle appears and immediately vanishes.
54	You taste mint for 10 minutes.
55	Your boots squeak.
56	You gain advantage on your next saving throw against indigestion.
57	Your stomach growls loudly whenever someone says "food."
58	You smell faintly of onions.
59	Your sneeze creates harmless confetti.
60	Your fingernails resemble crackers until dawn.
61	Your next handshake leaves someone's hand smelling like herbs.
62	You become exceptionally good at opening jars for 1 hour.
63	A spoon magically appears in your hand.
64	Your shadow waves at strangers independently once.
65	The next campfire you light crackles pleasantly.
66	You whistle perfectly for 1 hour.
67	You know exactly how many sandwiches you've eaten in your life.
68	A random condiment packet appears.
69	The sandwich compliments your appearance telepathically before disappearing.
70	You briefly understand what bread "wants."
71	Your eyebrows smell like rosemary.
72	A tiny mouse salutes you.
73	You can balance any sandwich perfectly for 1 minute.
74	You become immune to brain freeze for 24 hours.
75	You can catch tossed food with advantage for 1 hour.
76	Your next yawn sounds like a lion.
77	A tiny magical menu appears listing foods you wish you had.
78	One copper piece transforms into a chocolate coin for 1 minute.
79	Your backpack reorganizes itself slightly.
80	Your clothes become freshly laundered.
81	You can smell baked goods within 300 feet for 1 hour.
82	A harmless illusion of applause follows your first bite.
83	Roll twice; both effects occur.
84	The bag immediately creates another sandwich.
85	The next sandwich you eat today is warm.
86	You gain advantage on one Charisma (Persuasion) check involving food.
87	You can cast Prestidigitation once within the next hour, but only to flavor, warm, or chill food.
88	You instantly remove one level of mundane exhaustion caused by hunger or travel (not game exhaustion).
89	Heal 1d4 hit points.
90	Gain 2 temporary hit points for 10 minutes.
91	Your walking speed increases by 5 feet for 10 minutes.
92	You gain advantage on your next initiative roll.
93	You reroll your next natural 1 on a Cooking Utensils check.
94	Your next short rest is especially comfortable.
95	You may immediately produce another sandwich, but it has no magical effect.
96	The bag regains one expended use.
97	For 1 minute, all bread within 30 feet is pleasantly warm.
98	You instinctively know the freshest bakery within 10 miles.
99	Roll three more times on this table. Ignore additional 99s and 100s.
100	The Legendary Sandwich. The sandwich is absolutely perfect. You regain 2d8 + your proficiency bonus hit points, are cured of one disease or poison, and for the next hour you have advantage on saving throws against being frightened—mostly because nothing seems that scary after eating the greatest sandwich imaginable.

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