Wondrous Item, rare

This action figure is in the shape of a overly buff man in a red tank top with a sick paire of sunglasses smoking a cigar.

While holding this Action Figure once per round you can squeeze it causing it to say one of many catchphrases such as “Winners don't do Drugs, unless its steroids then they do lots of Drugs!” or "You're an inspiration for birth control."

Once you do so you gain the benefits of the ability “Action Surge”

When you do so roll a D6 on a 1 the figures head pops and the item is destroyed.

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