Wondrous Item, rare
A dainty porcelain teapot covered in intricate flower paintings (approx 650 ml). Once per day, you may activate the pot by reciting a dirty limerick in earshot of 3 or more sentient creatures. Once a limerick is used, it will not activate the teapot again.
Effect:Once activated, the teapot will fill with pink 175 proof grain alcohol that smells exactly like rosewater, but tastes like charcoal filtered, devil's *******.
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