This skater-dress styled garment has two hidden front-waist pockets of surprising size. While the wearer is unarmored, they gain a +1 to AC.
The pockets are 1/2 foot diameter and 1 1/2 feet deep each, and can hold up to 15 lbs. The dress weighs 1lb regardless of its contents while worn; when removed, it is 1lb plus the weight of its contents. Retrieving an item from the pockets is a bonus action or uses 1 attack. Breathing creatures, size Tiny, inside each pocket can survive up to 1 minute, after which time they begin to suffocate.
At the end of a long rest, the wearer may speak a command word to clean the dress (as the cleaning effect of prestidigitation) and choose a new pattern and material for the appearance of the dress. The dress's cut may not be altered in this way. If any items are sewn or pinned to the dress, such as brooches or patches, neither the cleaning nor pattern-changing powers may be used.
If the wearer is asked about the dress while wearing it, they must make a Wis save (DC 20) or say "It has pockets!" and twirl in place. A spell that removes curses nullifies this effect for that wearer and that dress for 1 year.
Placing a cute dress with pockets inside an extradimensional space created by a handy haversack, portable hole, bag of holding or similar item instantly destroys both items and opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other. Any creature within 10 feet of the gate is sucked through it to a random location on the Astral Plane. The gate then closes. The gate is one-way only and can't be reopened.
If either pocket is overloaded, pierced, or torn, it ruptures and is destroyed, and its contents are scattered in the Astral Plane. If both pockets are destroyed, the dress loses all of its magical effects and reverts to its original color and texture, undyed fine black wool. If a pocket is turned inside out, its contents spill forth, unharmed, but the pocket must be put right before it can be used again.
Notes: Bonus: Unarmored Armor Class, Utility, Deception, Warding, Container, Cursed
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Posted Feb 22, 2019This is the best 5E magical item ever.
"It has pockets!"
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Posted Jul 29, 2019love it
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Posted Feb 9, 2020This is absolutely genius
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Posted Jul 13, 2021The perfect magical item doesn’t exist....
Cute Dress with Pockets “Hold my beer”
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Posted Feb 4, 2023thank you
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Posted Apr 7, 2024My barbarian player is getting this.
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Posted Jul 30, 2024Based