When tapped against a rock, this scepter dispenses 2d4 Chinchillas from the opposite side of the rock. All chinchillas dispensed via the rod can have a name, and if named, anyone can know the name upon gazing upon the chinchilla, but this gives them no power over the chinchilla. They will not consider why they know the name, and if they try, a DC12 insight check will tell them it's magic. If they are familiar with the rod, they will know, otherwise, they won't. On a Nat 1, the rod turns into one chinchilla permanently. This chinchilla cannot die, and if its hit points are reduced to 0, it will reappear at a later point in time. The rod can also be broken with an action.

These Chinchillas have "Rat" stats, except they deal poison damage instead of piercing, and have 5 hit points rather than 1. These chinchillas are all chaotic evil, but will not harm their creator, nor anyone their creator does not wish to harm. They are best described as "rabid"