Yuppie water is a magical potion that can only be made in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Its magical properties boost all good and positive character's ability modifier to automatically give all your modifiers two more pluses. It may have side affects that happen after the affect wears of, so as: after 10 actions, the yuppie water wears off and you get very... not positive. When you get not positive your strength and constitution boost five  more pluses and your body finds a way to defy gravity, then you get very sleepy and go into a five action deep sleep and have Pary Gripp dreams that feature: space unicorns, neon pegasus, raining tacos, and lots of burritos.

Notes: You have to drink it for it to temporarily boost your ability modifier.