Wondrous Item, rare

This small, stiff leather and canvas bag can be used 3 times per day to produce a meal for one person. When you reach into the bag with the intent to find something to eat you find wrapped food and, sometimes, a beverage in a waxed, paper cup. 

The food you find is food that has been drawn from frustrated vendors and customers in the form of lost food, commonly through a "drive through" or delivery order. This food is unaffected by Avernus as the simple act of taking food increases chaos, anger and frustration in some part of the multiverse. It is possible the item originated in the Lower Planes. Here are some examples of possible draws.

d100 Effect
01 The bag is filled with napkins. The Chai Tea is hot, though.
02-10 MacDarren's: Joy Meal! Small Hamburger, Fries with a sprite and a toy video communicator promoting "Trekking Stars: The Motion Picture"
11-20 MacDarren's: 10 pc Chicken MacD'Nuggets with a cola-like drink and schezwan sauce
21-30 Short Dave Gold's: The bag is full of loose popcorn shrimp with weird-tasting tap water
31-40 Stoutee's: double mushroom & swiss with Fries and a strange, fruity carbonated beverage
41-50 Burrito Hut: 10 bean burritos with 30 hot sauce packets and a Mrs. Pat
51-60 Pork adobo with rice, there's tattoo ink on one of the meat chunks with "bug juice", there's a napkin with "CGN-36" printed in one corner
61-70 Shack of Pizza: 2 slices of cheeseburger-stuffed crust pizza with anchovy and jalapenos. There's a purple drink, but with only about 1/4 the sugar.
71-80 Detroit Market: Meatloaf, green beans, mashed potatoes and gravy with sprite
81-90 TFC: Double Down Dog, a hot dog with fried chicken as the bun covered in a mustard-like relish along with seasoned fries and 3 cans of room temperature malted beverage
91-99 Burger Queen: 2 hamburgers, beef patty, a hash brown, lettuce, onions, BBQ sauce and a piece of grilled ham that looks vaguely like a tongue off the side on a bun of black bread with fries and a strawberry milkshake
00 Karen's: Triple bacon cheeseburger, a small bowl of chili, and a baked potato with cheese, sour cream and chives with a diet dark cola

Notes: Damage, Control, Utility, Combat

Item Tags: Damage Control Utility Combat

Marten

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