Bag of bullshit

This ordinary bag, made from gray, rust, or tan cloth, appears empty. Reaching inside the bag, however, allows you to pull an object into existence. The bag weighs 1/2 pound.

You can use an action to pull the object from the bag and throw it up to 20 feet or use it. using 1D20 to determine to quality or rarity. 1-7 is minor, 8-14 is medium, and 15-20 is major. Then roll 1D10 to see what you pull out.

Minor Bullshit

1. Arcane Scroll (Magic Missile (25 gp)) (total 25 gp)
2. Potion of Shield of Faith (+2) (50 gp)
3. Wand of Color Spray (36 of 50 charges) (540 gp)
4. Potion of Owl's Wisdom (300 gp)
5. Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (300 gp)
6. Oil of Magic Stone (50 gp)
7. Flask of Curses (2100 gp)
8. Potion of Darkvision (300 gp) (Unreliable curse)
9. Dwarven Waraxe (Medium) (+1 weapon) (2330 gp)
10. Periapt of Foul Rotting (17000 gp)

Medium

1. Arcane Scroll (Magic Circle against Chaos/Evil/Good/Law (375 gp), Illusory Wall (700 gp)) (total 1075 gp)
2. Divine Scroll (Summon Monster II (150 gp), Bestow Curse (375 gp)) (total 525 gp)
3. Heavy Steel Shield (Small) (+2 shield, Bashing) (9170 gp)
4. Rod of Maximize Metamagic (lesser) (14000 gp)
5. Potion of Fly (750 gp)
6. Longsword (Small) (+2 weapon) (8315 gp)
7. Divine Scroll (Speak with Dead (375 gp)) (total 375 gp)
8. Periapt of Proof against Poison (27000 gp)
9. Rod of Silent Metamagic (lesser) (3000 gp) (design provides clue to function)
10. Heavy Steel Shield (Medium) (+4 shield) (16170 gp)

Major

1. Wand of Cure Serious Wounds (17 of 50 charges) (inscription provides clue to function) (3825 gp)
2. Carpet of Flying (6 ft. by 9 ft.) (53000 gp)
3. Staff of Illumination (6 of 50 charges) (5790 gp)
4. Staff of Illusion (45 of 50 charges) (58500 gp)
5. Tome of Understanding (+2) (55000 gp) (inscription provides clue to function)
6. Tome of Leadership and Influence (+2) (55000 gp)
7. Arcane Scroll (False Vision (1375 gp), Maze (3000 gp)) (total 4375 gp)
8. Banded Mail (Small) (+3 armor, Spell Resistance (17)) (49400 gp)
9. Rod of Alertness (85000 gp) (design provides clue to function)
10. Breastplate (Medium) (+4 armor) (16350 gp)

Notes: Summoning, Utility