There are twenty cards in this deck. when a player draws a card, roll a d20, and then consult the following table to see what happens:

1-2 Joker: You turn into a sheep; this transformation can only be reversed by a wish spell or divine intervention.

3 Ace: A random rare magic item appears in your hands.(Determined by the DM.)

4 Two: You are instantly transported to a demiplane made entirely of pizza.

5 Three: You can now cast the spell magic missile at will, at a first level spell slot.

6 Four: You instantly die.

7 Five: All of your hit points are healed, and all conditions are removed from you.

8 Six: You grow a long luxurious beard in exactly 27 seconds.

9 Seven: A potted plant appears in the closest unoccupied space to you. it doesn't do anything unusual unless you get more than 20 feet away from it, in which case it screams, "Don't leave me here!"

10 Eight: Annoying pop music follows you around for 3 months, making it impossible to succeed on stealth checks that rely on being quiet.

11 Nine: Two ability scores of your choice increase by two.

12 Ten: You are incapacitated for 1d4+1 rounds as you start vomiting uncontrollably.  

13 Aristocrat: One copper piece appears in your hands.

14 Knight: Your mouth becomes loaded with delicious chicken nuggets.

15 Princess: A +1 warhammer appears in your hands. If you are not proficient with warhammers, then you gain proficiency with them.

16 Prince: All of your clothes and gear vanish; and I mean ALL of them.

17 Duchess: You instantly fall into a deep sleep, and stay that way until someone uses an action to lick you.

18 Duke: The "My Little Pony" theme song becomes stuck in your head for 1d6 hours.

19 Queen: A golden crown studded with sapphires and emeralds worth 900 gp appears on your head.

20 King: You feel a sudden irresistible urge to poop.

After a player draws a card, that card magically flies back into the Deck, and the deck magically shuffles.