Wondrous Item, very rare (requires attunement by a The robe must be worn for 1 hour to attune)

These seemingly average robes, much like a terry cloth bathrobe, hold amazing magical properties. your robe is beige in color and contains 2d4+2 pockets, each containing an item of astounding power that will provide you with the youth you seek. 

The Pockets:

#1   A Gerbil - As the magical words are spoken, place this tiny and adorable creature atop your head on the bald spot and it will magically transform into a thick and lush head of hair.

#2  A Bright Red Horse and Buggy Figurine - Rub this figurine and utter the magic words. The figurine will grow to a full-size, cherry red sports buggy drawn by two white stallions. This sharp buggy travels 20" per round faster than the average buggy. 

#3   One Small, Perfectly Round Stone - Polish this stone and utter the magic words and your saggy "Dad Bod" will disappear replaced by the tanned physique of a young Adonis.

#4   One Small Silk Coin Purse - Shake the coin purse three time and utter the magic words, and the coin purse will fill with 1d4 platinum pieces.

#5   A Picture of a Scantily Clad Mermaid - Lick this picture and apply it to any part of your body. Wait 1d4 rounds and peel it off while uttering the magic words. Once done, you will have a perfectly formed tattoo on the body part applied.  Your swim speed becomes the same as your walk speed +10'

#6   One small Golden Ticket - Rub the Golden Ticket and utter the magic words, the ticket is now activated. You may cash in the ticket to get rid of any one negative effect, to yourself, you choose.   Use the ticket wisely. Once it is activated and used, it is gone forever. 

#7   One Small Vial of Beauty Cream - Apply liberally to your skin while uttering the magic words. Once applied, you gain the "Comeliness" ability score from Advanced D&D. This ability takes on the highest score of your existing abilities +1 and up to 20. All onlookers will have to make a save, DC your comeliness score or express their overwhelming desire to be in your presence. 

#8   One Small Painters Pallet - Utter the magic words while touching the tiny brush to the color of your choice. Touch any patch of hair with the color dipped brush and instantly all grey hair will be changed to the selected color.  Experience a boost of confidence, +1 to Charisma

#9   One Tiny Pair of scissors - Utter the magic words while making cutting motions with the scissors and all unsightly body hair will disappear, (Back, nose, ears, wizard's eyebrows etc.)

#10   One Small, Ridiculously Slender Female Doll with an Unrealistic Bust to Hips Ratio - Rub the doll while uttering the magic words and a full-grown woman in her mid 20's will appear. She will really do nothing at all for you other than lookin good sitting next to you, and laughing at all your dumb jokes. Beware your coin purse.

Only one pocket can be accessed a day. The effects begin to fade the last 8 hours of the day. The Magical properties can only be reset after a long rest. 

Like all cosmetic changes you will undergo during your later years, these effects gain you little more than a temporary and unwarranted boost to your confidence. 

Notes: The robe must be worn for 1 hour to attune

The_DMD

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