Wondrous Item, legendary (requires attunement)

This shell is from an unknown crustacean. If you shake it, roll 1d100. You may only do this once a day.

1-2: You die. You come back to life as if you had never died in 2 minutes.

3-5: A burrito appears in your hand. You feel compelled to eat it. It is very tasty, and you regain 18 Hit Points.

6-10: You cast find familiar. The familiar is an Ochre Jelly that can travel through wires, called a Zap Slime (colloqially known as an Eleslime).

11-15: A tasty mango smoothie appears in your hand, and refills when you drink it.

16-20: roll 10d100. A number of shrimps equal to the total number you rolled spawn in the area around you.

21-22: You fall unconscious and lay a Wyvern egg. It believes you to be its parent, and will let you ride it when it grows up.

23-25: Pick a number from 1-26. You turn into that letter in the English alphabet with cartoony eyes and a mouth. This effect ends after an hour.

26-35: Tarrasques supported by giant balloons begin raining from the sky. They all disappear after 20 minutes.

36: 1d20 Beholder Zombies appear and attack you.

37-39: You are teleported to a room in a pocket dimension. The only way to leave is to eat cheesy mac and cheese in the dark.

40: You teleport to Norway until you eat a banana.

41: You regurgitate a bucketful of ice.

42-44: You receive a bag containing 2d6 golf clubs.

45-49: An anvil falls on your head, dealing 2d20 + 5 bludgeoning damage.

50-60: You feel a heat in your chest, and you begin to breathe fire uncontrollably. This uses the statistics for the red dragonborn fire breath, but it lasts for 3 minutes.

61-67: A chandelier appears on the closest flat surface, prioritizing ceilings. It is somewhat swingy, and it can be used to cross gaps. If it attaches to a wall or floor, it has gravity as if it was on a ceiling, and will fly in the opposite direction of the place it is fixed to if broken off.

68: Your hair turns into ramen noodles. If you don't have hair, your head becomes carrot orange and tastes good. Both effects last for 3 days.

69-72: You receive a Deck Of Many Things.

73-77: A football falls from the sky and causes the closest hostile creature to fall prone.

78-82: You spontaneously trip on nothing and fall prone.

83-87: You gain a vision of your nearest goal.

88-89: It rains cereal-filled burritos for 1d6 hours.

90-92: You can't stop singing the chicken nugget song, and have disadvantage in stealth checks for an hour.

93-94: Gravity reverses for 34.5 minutes if you have a ceiling above you. Otherwise you sprout wings (a flying speed of 50 ft.) for 72.347 minutes.

95-100: A whimsical effect of the DM's choice. Or nothing happens.

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