Wondrous Item, legendary (requires attunement by a Twerking and dropping "it" as if "it" were hot are key parts of strapping this gleaming symbol of the Order of the Buttless on, and leading the way..)
It is a 10 pound, rock-hard yet supple, "pair of hams" that are "dummy thicc" and ready to wow the crowd. Bestowed upon the wearer by Zorg, speaker of the Order of the Buttless, it identifies the wearer as the long-proficied Messiah of the Buttless Order.
There are many benefits to being a Messiah to a minor cult following including:
- +1 to AC
- Can not be frightened as long as you are "backing up that dump truck"
- Unarmed attack damage die improves from a d4 to a d6 to make a slam attack with the thiccness
- This gleaming gold butt can serve as a +1/+1 spell focus when meditated upon daily at dawn to activate the "song of the badonk" within; causing the caster to constantly hear hip-hop and other forms of music referencing butts while casting.
Notes: Bonus: Armor Class, Bonus: Spell Attacks, Damage: Force, Immunity: Frightened, Natural Weapon: Bludgeoning, Twerking and dropping "it" as if "it" were hot are key parts of strapping this gleaming symbol of the Order of the Buttless on, and leading the way.., Damage, Utility, Combat, Outerwear, Focus, enchantment
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