Bag of Triangles

A cloth bag that contains a nondeterministic number of triangles. The triangles are of unknown material and origin, though it is widely known that the triangles are edible. The bag is capable of storing any amount of objects, given that the objects being stored are triangular. When eating a triangle from the Bag of Triangles, an effect takes place immediately upon consumption. The effect is based on the triangle's bag of origin, and are as thus:

Red: A wheel of spicy cheese hits the consumer as if thrown by someone casting Catapult.
Blue: The consumer feels as if they have consumed 10 triangles. This in turn makes the consumer feel as if they have eaten 100 triangles. This pattern repeats for 5 minutes.
Green: The consumer comes under the effect of Speak With Animals, though losing any capability of standard communication with other people for the duration.
Yellow: The consumer must make a DC 17 Wisdom save. Upon a failed Wisdom save, the consumer believes that the Bag of Triangles does not exist, and loses all capability of perceiving it.