Currently, there are no recorded Baguettes of Chronurgy in existence, however, there is an indestructible recipe of unknown origin.
If a person who meets the attunement requirements were to read the recipe with the intention of learning it, they will magically memorize the exact recipe for the baguette and the activation method. After the recipe is learned, the recipe will magically swap locations with a piece of bread or gold within a dungeon somewhere on the Material Plane. The recipe is as follows:
Basic Baguette Ingredients:
- Honey
- Yeast
- Water
- Flour
- Salt
Magic Ingredients:
- 1 pound of Modron Flesh -
- 10 small Beholder Eyes and 1 Large Antimagic Beholder Eye - For the spicy kick of overthinking and alien gasses
- A Mindflayer Tadpole (Alive) - For enhanced sweetness and psyionic prowess
- 5 Humanoid Souls - For link between the Living and the Time itself, also for airy consistency
- 2oz Aboleth Mucus - For melt in your mouth property and dimensional seasoning
- 1000 gp in diamond powder - MAGIC
- 1 whole Abyssal Chicken - For Tender and Paradoxical taste
- A Fire Elemental (trapped) - To fuel oven
Once all the ingredients have been collected, the soon-to-be baker must use any oven and basic baking tools (wooden tray, wooden spoon, generally anything to bake with) and must be give 3 days of uninterupted work. (because I don't want to think of how you would incorperate some of these ingredients)
Once finished, roll a d20. What you rolled will determine the proportions of the baguette.
- 1 = The Baguette was botched, only being half the length, having half the effect
- 2-12 = One whole Baguette of Chronurgy
- 13-19 = One Baguette of Chronurgy with one Half Baguette
- 20 = TWO BAGUETTES OF CHRONURGY
Now that you have the/two/some of the Baguette of Chronurgy, you may store it, as it is immune to expiration. In fact, it is immune to any forms of damage, being indestructible.
To activate the Baguette of Chronurgy, the person must hold the Baguette high in above thier head and shout;
"Gods of Time and Esscence of Onwards, it is time for your break! Shall I have prepared you your feast, a reward for pushing Fate!
As you begin theurgy, we stop at your word! For I present to you the Baguette of Chronurgy!
Upon completion of the chant, choose up to 20 creatures within 300ft of you and are of in your knowledge. The Baguette freezes in the air, and cannot be moved. It then slowly starts to dissolve over the course of 1 hour. (or 30 minutes for a half-baguette) As the Baguette dissolves, time freezes, with the exception of the selected 20- creatures. Once the Baguette is completley vanished, time resumes as normal.
There are certain limits to the creation and use of the Baguette of Chronurgy. You are physically unable to share the exact recipe in advance to others. You can tell them if an ingredient is required if they are currently observing you cultivate the ingredient. You can only begin to bake another Baguette if the/all previous Baguette(s) of Chronurgy are gone. Once a Baguette is used, you cannot use another Baguette for the next 7 days.
Also the Baguette can be used as a Spellcasting Focus for Bards, Artificers and Druids.
Notes: being at least level 10 and proficient in Medicine, Arcana & Survival
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