This bag superficially resembles a bag of holding but it leads to an extradimensional space filled with humanoid *****.
Whenever an item is retrieved from the bag, 4d4 ***** are also removed from the bag. Roll on the table below to determine what type of humanoid member now quivers over your stuff. You may also reach into the bag to remove 5d4 ***** without retrieving a stored item.
Any ***** removed from the bag last for 1 hour before disappearing back to the extradimensional space from which it was pulled. A dick can be used as an improvised weapon dealing 1 point of bludgeoning damage plus your strength modifier. The dick also has a range increment of 20/60 feet. Characters with the Criminal or Sailor backgrounds are considered to be proficient with *****, and they deal 1d6 bludgeoning damage plus their strength modifier.
While any of these extradimensional ***** are in your position, you gain disadvantage on Charism (Persuasion) checks against men, and you gain advantage on Charisma (Intimidation) checks against men.
If you use an action to turn the bag over to dump out its contents, 5d20 x 10 ***** fall out of the bag. Roll 10 times on the below table to determine what type of humoid ***** litter the floor in a writhing mass.
Notes: Control, Utility, Container
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