Bag of many jokes

A bag that acts much like the Deck of many things, but for jokes and pranks. Player rolls a D20, if player rolls a 1-7, the bag will eject a boxing glove on a spring with enough force to deal 1d6 blunt DMG. If an 8-14 the bag will give 3 items from a custom list {List must contain items that can only be used for pranks or harmless traps} of 100 items, chosen by 3 rolls of a D100. A roll of 15-17 will give the user 2 items of choice plus one random. A roll of 18-19 give 3 items of choice. A roll of 20 gives 4 items of choice plus 1 random. All items gained from the bag will disappear after 40 minutes if not used for a trap or prank. If used for a trap/prank the items will remain until the trap/prank is triggered. Once triggered, the items will vanish after 15 seconds, if disarmed the items will vanish anywhere between 1 second to 30 minutes, depending on how long ago the trap/prank was made. Bag can only be used 5 times a day.

Notes: If user rolls a 1-7 from the 1d20 roll, the bag will exhaust all charges., None, Creation, Bard