Autumn's Wild Crowbar

Created by an insane wizard at ye olde Alchemy shoppe

This crowbar functions as any other crowbar by enabling a Strength ADVANTAGE check when used to leverage or pry objects but with a +1 bonus.
The crowbar also functions better than an improvised weapon and can be used in combat like a club with a +1 bonus to attack and damage.

On a damaging hit, the wielder unleashes WILD MAGIC. Roll a 1d100 (or 1d101) and consult the table below.

1. UNFETTERED SURGE: Every round for 10rds roll on this table ignoring this result on subsequent rolls
2. SEE INVISIBLE (10rds) alternately Misty Step to a random location
3. MONODRONE appears then disappears after 1min
4. FIREBALL EPICENTER (3d6 fire dmg)
5. MAGIC MISSLES hit nearby targets (5 missles)
6. CHANGE HEIGHT (1d12 inches, even grows, odd shrinks)
7. SELF CONFUSION
8. REGENERATE (5hp/rd)
9. GROW FEATHERS
10. UNNATURAL SKIN COLOR CHANGE
11. THIRD EYE advantage Perception (1min)
12. QUICKENED SPELLS cast times for 1 action are 1 bonus (10rds)
13. TELEPORT (60ft)
14. ASTRAL SHUNTED until end of next turn
15. MAXXED SPELLS max effects and damage (10rds)
16. CHANGE AGE (1d10 years, even older, odd younger)
17. RANDOM CREATURES APPEAR (1d6)
18. POLYMORPH into a plant
19. TELEPORT on spellcast (10rds)
20. LEVITATE
21. UNICORN appears then disappears in 1min
22. CAN'T SPEAK (1d6 min)
23. CAN'T SPEAK permanent (may be dispelled/remove curse)
24. SHIELD MAGIC (10rds)
25. IMMUNE TO INTOXICATION BY ALCOHOL (1d6 days)
26. HAIR FALLS OUT
27. ALL FLAMMABLE OBJECTS ON PERSON BURST INTO FLAMES
28. REGAIN LOWEST LEVEL SPELL SLOT
29. FOG CLOUD EPICENTER
30. LIGHTNING (4d10 lightning damage hits 3 closest targets)
31. FRIGHTENED by nearest creature until end of next turn
32. INVISIBILITY AOE (30ft)
33. You suddenly realize that you are nothing more than a fictional character in a game played by other creatures in another plane of existence, which causes you to be stunned. This existential crisis lasts until the start of your next turn, after which you shake it off as nonsense.
34. ILLUSORY BUTTERFLIES (10ft)
35. RAIN OF FLOWER PETALS (1d10 rds)
36. MIRROR IMAGE
37. FLY on random target within 10ft
38. INVISIBILITY and SILENCE ON SELF
39. If you die within 1 min, then REINCARNATE
40. SIZE INCREASES one category for 10rds
41. VULNERABLE to physical damage 10rds
42. TARGETS ARE RANDOMIZED within 30ft of magic source
43. FAINT ETHEREAL MUSIC for 1min
44. REJUVENATED (equivalent of long rest except for hp adjustment)
45. SPELL FX COSMETICALLY CHANGED
46. SPELL FURCATION spell affects all creatures within 60ft of target. Target is not affected
47. TEMPORAL HICCUP take an additional action immediately
48. TEMPORAL SKIP lose next action, bonus, and reaction
49. GRAVITY WELL Encumbrance triples for 1d6rds within 30ft
50. MAGIC SURGE AOE creatures within 30ft take 1d10 force damage and pushed 10ft away
51. LIFEFORCE ABSORPTION each creature within 30ft takes 1d10 necrotic and caster gains temp hp equal to total damage dealt
52. DELAYED EFFECT spell will execute in 1d4 rds
53. TIME SLOW FIELD 30ft AOE to everyone but caster
54. WEAPONS BECOME ETHEREAL AOE 30ft for 1d10 rds
55. RANDOM PRESTIDIGITATION
56. RANDOM MINOR ILLUSION
57. You switch souls with a random creature within 30 feet of you. You control it on its next turn, and it controls you on your next turn. You go back to your regular bodies at the end of your next turn, if the body is still alive.
58. WEATHER CHANGE (1d4rds)
59. GREASE (10ft radius)
60. ENVIRONMENT DISTORTS
61. LAVA STRUCTURE appears for 1d10rds
62. WATER STRUCTURE appears for 1d10 rds
63. ROCK STRUCTURE appears for 1d10 rds
64. RANDOM WEAPON ANIMATES for 1d4 rds
65. MAGICAL STASIS incapacitated and immune for 1d10 rds
66. SWITCH FACES 1d4rds
67. POLYMORPH random target permanently
68. FAERIE FIRE random single target for 1d12 days
69. DISARM all creatures within 30ft with STR contest vs DC 12
70. SONICQUAKE all creatures within 30ft 1d6 thunder dmg/rd for 1d10rds
71. ENVIRONMENT TRANSMUTES
72. LUCKY next ability/attack is a Natural 20 or an Advantage
73. UNLUCKY next ability/attack is a Natural 1 or at Disadvantage
74. TRANSPOSITION everyone within 60ft random switches position with each other
75. TEMPORAL REWIND all actions this round by anyone acting after the caster within 120ft must be rerolled and second roll must be taken
76. REVERSE GRAVITY until end of next round
77. FACE OTHER DIRECTION AOE affects all creatures within 30ft
78. RETCHING VOMIT, lose all actions until end of round
79. MAGICAL DARKNESS/COLORBLIND (any color 1d4 rds)
80. CHANGE RACE random target 1d4 days
81. CHANGE GENDER random target 1d4 days
82. DISINTEGRATING ITEM random non-magical item
83. IMPAIRMENT OF A SENSE 1d8 days
84. WEIRDNESS
85. DETECT THOUGHTS for 10rds
86. MAGICAL ITEM APPEARS and disappears in 1d4 days
87. NON-MAGICAL ITEM APPEARS
88. ECTOPLASMIC GOO spontaneously appears on things within 10ft
89. A MAGICAL ROOM reveals itself
90. SHAPECHANGE into your favorite animal but you can still talk. Your non-magical items change to fit your new form.
91. PASSWALL randomly appears until the first 1d4 creatures pass through
92. RESURRECT the last creature that died within 30ft
93. MAGICAL DISRUPTION Dispel Magic AOE within 30ft
94. EMPOWERED MAGIC all magic within 30ft work with advantage/disadvantage benefiting the spell effects within 30ft
95. Pyrotechnics within 60ft
96. RADIANT BURST everyone within 30ft takes 3d6 radiant damage
97. ELEMENTAL POOL 10ft radius appears within 30ft
98. FLASH of LIGHT and a colorful puff of smoke
99. A simulacrum of yourself appears within 20 feet of you. It defends itself if attacked, but it cannot speak and otherwise just looks around utterly confused. It turns to snow 1 minute later.
100. DIMENSIONAL GATEWAY appears for 1d4 rounds
101. First thing that comes to the DM's mind :P

Proficiency with a Club allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.

Notes: Bonus: Magic, Advantage: Strength Ability Checks, Recharge by spending an action to fulfill requests whispered by disembodied fey voices., Damage, Combat, Light, Slow