Gossamer thin, this loose weave of semi-translucent threads would scandalize most mammalian courts. Judging from the number of arm-holes in the dress, it was never intended to be worn by humans. Nonetheless, it does wonders for your abdomen.

This dress partially exists in a higher dimension. These parts of it are highly adhesive and intended to moor the wearer in time. Highly valued by phase-spiders, ettercaps, and other time-traveling intelligent spiders, while wearing this dress, the wearer is immune to Chronomancy, including Haste, Slow, Time Stop, and the trap designed by Mrs. and Mrs. Cobweb.