Wondrous Item, artifact

The loathsome gods of men have gathered for the first time in the history of the universe, all converging their powers to create the one and single item which is to put to shame anything before it, so powerful that it could shatter worlds and distort the fabric of reality, time and space by simply uttering it's name, while it's strength would've known no boundaries, that was meant to be, until one of the lesser gods, called a simpleton and jester amongst the other lesser gods, has had enough. For too long was this god called a fool and a buffoon by the gods and even his kin, for too long has the god looked into the mirror and felt anger swelling up whenever thinking of his cooler brethren, for too long had he wept his bed and cried in the bathroom alone.
So, to exact his revenge upon those which created him, the lesser god laid in wait as the gods gathered and sought his opportunity. The gods started merging their powers into one and the item of supremacy was being created, the gods were closing in the item as the concentration required reached peaks unseen even by them, but as the last step was to be made, all of them slipped and fell in unison on their backs, underneath theri feet, a banana peal.
The Banana Peal is an item of unknown origins which makes the one owning one chuckle in silence, the Banana Peal can be tossed to any single creature's feet, the creature has to make a  DC 20 Dex save, if the save fails, the creature will fall down on it's back, if any other creatures are nearby, they feel compelled to laugh, to avoid the laugh, the creatures must make a DC 15 Int save, if the save fails, the creatures nearby will burst out laughing, the creature affected by the Banana Peal will spill of it's inventory on the ground and will have the effect of slippery feet for half an hour, giving -1 on Dex checks.

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