Wondrous Item, uncommon
once every rest you roll a d10 for something to happen
1 A magic hand slaps you and you take 1 damage
2 A gut-wrenching fart comes out of the bag that makes any enemy or person take a d4 of damage in a bottle
3 You get a bird champion that can talk common deals a d8 of pecking damage but only last for 20 mins
4 a laptop with 100 percent charged But also has 10 terabytes of child p*rn
that can be used to look up things about the realm.
5 a working flashbang
6 a deck of many things
7 some medium chain mail armor
8 a bang energy bar that heals 1d8 of hit points
9 a bag that contains a dragon roar that makes any one roll con save if failed they are paralysed for their turn
10 a water bottle