Man, you know how ducks aren't always a convenient size? You try to stretch them out or force-feed them corn in a little box, but they refuse to get as bulky as you'd like. It's tough! There must be a better way!
Look no further, weirdos. Through a dark and fowl magic, this amulet juices the living hell out of your local semi-aquatic avian friend. Who made this thing? Our best guess is a guy who isn't allowed to hold public office in a rapidly expanding variety of locales.
Once a day, a duck, goose, or goose-duck hybrid can activate the amulet to increase their weight to one ton. Their body size grows in proportion to the weight increase, rendering them Large. During this time, the duck/goose/other mean-bird ignores all square-cube laws of physics, which it needs to do or else it would shatter every bone in its body just by existing. Nobody likes gelatinized duck-friend besides the French, and we let them continue living ENTIRELY for cheese-reasons. They will get theirs eventually.
All this physics-ignoring and growth comes at a cost; after an hour's time the effect of the amulet wears off and the time to pay the bill (ha) arrives. Every time Winston uses this sucker he picks up a level of exhaustion and his remaining spell slots are halved (rounded DOWN) until he completes a long rest.
Notes: biting it because it's shiny
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