An Egg McGuffin with Cheese

This tasty breakfast sandwich contains a fortune written on a slip of enchanted parchment. The fortune will tell an adventurer how to expeditiously resolve any problem that currently has their party sidetracked from their primary objective. 

...with Cheese:  The delectable gourmet goat cheese on this sandwich has a refreshingly tart and tangy flavor with subtle hints of passive aggression. At the GM's discretion, the party may move faster and/or not be attacked while moving between two locations, as long as the party continues to move away from whatever was previously distracting them. 

Notes: Consumable