During the Great War against the black fleet the lords of Mistspire came together and bade the Dwarven king to cooperate with Gulg himself to make armor of invincibility. Gulg misunderstood due to his bad hearing and put his full strength and expertise into making this heavy piece of furniture. He carved enchanted ocean wood into drawers, smelted and shaped blood gold into handles with intricate design, forged obsidian sand into tempered black glass, and dyed it with the blood of Kauragpir the serpent of the volcanic lake. When he was finished he and Qualia blessed it with fortitude, strength, and the ability to never be uneven so that you can tip it and it makes an annoying sound.
it was utterly useless during the war of the black fleet.
This is am armoire that is impervious to all harm of any type.
“You want a what? What do you need a……. Never mind, it’s Probably for a sex thing, mortals are so wierd.” - Gulg-
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