Wondrous Item, common
A delicious bowl of alphabet soup that refills itself once per day. As it does, it randomly decides a message that is spelled out in its noodles. Roll a 1d6 and determine the message delivered from the table below.
| d6 | Message |
|---|---|
| 1 | Positive and Uplifting |
| 2 | Passive Aggressive |
| 3 | Existential Horror |
| 4 | Funny |
| 5 | Dad Pun |
| 6 | Sad Tale |
Notes: Consumable
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