Bag Of Wonders

Whenever this bag is opened, roll a d20. If it lands on 1, this bag turns into a mimic and attacks the opener, when the mimic is killed the bag is destroyed, if it lands on a 2, this bag spits out a coin resembling a copper coin, however it smells like a rotting carcass, if it lands on a 3, the bag lets out a loud screech and deafens all creatures in a 15ft radius for 2 rounds, if it lands on a 4, the bag simply does nothing, if it lands on a 5, this bag becomes invisible for 3 rounds, if it lands on a 6, this bag explodes and destroys itself dealing 8d4 fire damage to all creatures in a 10ft radius, if it lands on a 7, this bag spits out 20 gold coins, if it lands on a 8, this bag grows bat wings and gains 100ft of flying movement speed and starts to fly away, if it lands on a 9, this bag shakes violently and shoots 5 gallons of water at high pressure, and shoots in a random direction, once hitting a creature that creature takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage from the water, if it lands on a 10, this bag turns into a colorless mush, and becomes unusable, if it lands on a 11, the bag simply does nothing, if it lands on a 12, the bag starts a timer for 3 rounds to explode itself as if it landed on 6, however to know that it happens creatures must do a investigation throw, and if they succeed they become aware that the bag is going to explode, if it lands on a 13, the d20 is re-rolled, if it lands on a 14, the bag does nothing, if it lands on a 15, this bag becomes too heavy to pick up and becomes un-openable unless someone rolls a strength saving throw over 18, if it lands on a 16, this bag spits out a spotted egg that tastes like the eater's favorite food, if it lands on a 17, this bag spits out a pair of attacking Ogres, if it lands on a 18, the bag emits a lullaby like sound, and any creature who can hear this sound gains 1 level of exhaustion, if it lands on a 19, this bag begins to make a high pitched laughing sound as if to mock you for being so close, yet so far, and if it lands on a 20, this bag emits a fanfare of trumpets and other musical instruments, and then promptly spits out 50 gold coins and 5 daggers. This bag resembles a small leather cord-tightened pouch.