Weapon (dart), uncommon
Weapon (blowgun)
It's just a Dart that I'm calling a blowgun so my Rogue can have a freakin' Blowgun in D&D Beyond....
It's so dumb that a blowgun isn't a rogue weapon, but they can have a DART which according to the description from the Forgotten realm wiki "A dart is a small sharp implement intended to be used as a ranged weapon, either to be thrown or blown from a blowpipe."
SO FINE! Since D&D won't just give us a freakin' blowgun for our assassins, I'll just make one! It makes no sense that a "DART" can do more damage than a Blowgun! It's so dumb! Even if they just have a blowgun as an item that does not do damage, and instead the ammunition decides the damage depending on what kind you use (Such as darts vs needles vs pebbles) would be good! BUT NO! Also, why do monks get a special skill that makes blowguns work but Assassin's don't! Again! Stupid!
For anyone that says that a blowgun can't be lethal, look up "Bear killed with Blowgun" made by Tim Wells Bow Hunter on You Tube. If you can kill a freakin' bear with a blowgun you can kill a freakin' human, orc, goblin or whatever!
So, this is a DART blowgun. It shoots DARTS and has the same stats as a DART! Even better! You can buy different poisons to put on your darts to make them poison DARTS, sleep DARTS, slow DARTS, or paralysis DARTS! Hell with it! You can magically enhance your freakin' DARTS with ice, fire, and lightning! That's right! LIGHTNING! I made a magical taser! I don't care! Have fun with this rant weapon instead, since Wizards of the Coast are too busy to make something so freakin' simple!
How freakin' hard is it for you Wizards of the Coast to make something as simple as this!!???
Proficiency with a Dart allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Vex. If you hit a creature with this weapon and deal damage to the creature, you have Advantage on your next attack roll against that creature before the end of your next turn.
Notes: Damage, Combat, Finesse, Thrown, Vex
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